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Rotinaj
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:12 PMOct 13, 2010 3:12 PM
I was browsing through movies on Netflix and came across Battlefield Earth. I heard of it but never saw it and wow was it absolutely terrible. Also, no listing movies that you went and rented at blockbuster in the $1 section that cost 4 cents to make.
Oct 13, 2010 3:12pm
se-alum
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:13 PMOct 13, 2010 3:13 PM
Nurse Betty
Oct 13, 2010 3:13pm
FatHobbit
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:17 PMOct 13, 2010 3:17 PM
Hands down Black Dahlia. I thought it was the The Black Dahlia with Scarlett Johansson, but it was some really bad ripoff with a similar name. Absolutely. Terrible.
read the imdb user review and you'll see what I mean.
Oct 13, 2010 3:17pm
Heretic
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:22 PMOct 13, 2010 3:22 PM
I found myself flipping through channels while baked Saturday night and caught this Sci-Fi original named Monster Ark. It really sucked. Like even worse than the average Sci-Fi original. Take Raiders of the Lost Ark, add a monster and make everything really fucking low-budget and horrible.
Oct 13, 2010 3:22pm
CenterBHSFan
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:23 PMOct 13, 2010 3:23 PM
For me, Eyes Wide Shut is in the top 5 in the bad movie category.
Oct 13, 2010 3:23pm
bigdaddy2003
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:25 PMOct 13, 2010 3:25 PM
Eye of the Beholder is pretty bad.
Oct 13, 2010 3:25pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:35 PMOct 13, 2010 3:35 PM
Kung Pow! Enter The Fist
Pineapple Express
Oct 13, 2010 3:35pm
wes_mantooth
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:36 PMOct 13, 2010 3:36 PM
Bug
...now there is a new one in the hunt....MY SOUL TO TAKE
Oct 13, 2010 3:36pm
bigdaddy2003
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:37 PMOct 13, 2010 3:37 PM
Pineapple Express? Come on man.
Oct 13, 2010 3:37pm
wes_mantooth
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:38 PMOct 13, 2010 3:38 PM
bigdaddy2003;518482 wrote:Pineapple Express? Come on man.
+1....I love that movie
Oct 13, 2010 3:38pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:44 PMOct 13, 2010 3:44 PM
Eyes Wide Shut is vomit worthy.
Oct 13, 2010 3:44pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:45 PMOct 13, 2010 3:45 PM
Easy - a movie from back in the 1980's called "In God We Trust" starring Marty Feldman and Louise Lassiter. It was so bad my wife (who was just my girlfriend back then) and I walked out after thirty minutes.
For some reason, I absolutely cannot stand "Forrest Gump".
Oct 13, 2010 3:45pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:47 PMOct 13, 2010 3:47 PM
Tiernan;518494 wrote:Eyes Wide Shut is vomit worthy.
With the notable exception of the scene with Nicole Kidman in front of the mirror...
Oct 13, 2010 3:47pm
bigdaddy2003
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:47 PMOct 13, 2010 3:47 PM
Can't put Forrest on the bad movie list though.
Oct 13, 2010 3:47pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:48 PMOct 13, 2010 3:48 PM
It's Meet the Spartans for me without a doubt. The first time I've ever wanted my money back from the theater.
I actually thought Eyes Wide Shut was decent. Not everyone is into Stanley Kubrick's style of film making so I could see where some would be put off. I had someone tell me A Clockwork Orange was the worst movie they ever saw.
Pineapple Express is a hilarious and great movie. Even if you don't smoke, it's pretty funny. Definitely my favorite Seth Rogan movie.
Oct 13, 2010 3:48pm
like_that
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:51 PMOct 13, 2010 3:51 PM
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj.
Oct 13, 2010 3:51pm
lhslep134
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:53 PMOct 13, 2010 3:53 PM
Dinner for Shmucks.
Oct 13, 2010 3:53pm
End of Line
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End of Line
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:54 PMOct 13, 2010 3:54 PM
Disaster Movie. F'ing terrible.
Oct 13, 2010 3:54pm
Belly35
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 3:59 PMOct 13, 2010 3:59 PM
Shampoo
Oct 13, 2010 3:59pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 4:01 PMOct 13, 2010 4:01 PM
Prime
Oct 13, 2010 4:01pm
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 4:32 PMOct 13, 2010 4:32 PM
In the theater: "The Brothers Grimm"
Via rental: "The Number 23"
Oct 13, 2010 4:32pm
brutus161
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 5:12 PMOct 13, 2010 5:12 PM
Master of Disguise
Oct 13, 2010 5:12pm
Automatik
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 5:14 PMOct 13, 2010 5:14 PM
The Happening
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Oct 13, 2010 5:14pm
ernest_t_bass
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Wed, Oct 13, 2010 5:45 PMOct 13, 2010 5:45 PM
Boondock Saints II
I liked Eyes Wide Shut - If you're a fan of gratuitous nudity, how can you not like that film?