Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash

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kathyjane

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Nov 27, 2009 4:38 PM
im assuming its a long driveway?
Nov 27, 2009 4:38pm
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Nov 27, 2009 4:40 PM
bahahahahahaahaha
Nov 27, 2009 4:40pm
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Nov 27, 2009 4:40 PM
Speedofsand wrote:
ROFLMAO
Nov 27, 2009 4:40pm
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Nov 27, 2009 5:20 PM
Rumor is he has been doing a lil cheating on Elin, a heated argument perhaps the reason why he was leaving in a hurry....
Nov 27, 2009 5:20pm
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Nov 27, 2009 5:31 PM
royal_k wrote:I back out of mine at 50mph.
I go out of mine sideways
Nov 27, 2009 5:31pm
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Nov 27, 2009 5:52 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
royal_k wrote:I back out of mine at 50mph.
I go out of mine sideways
I thought you quit drinking....
Nov 27, 2009 5:52pm
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Nov 27, 2009 5:59 PM
Was probably driving down to check the mail. Yes, at 2:30 and probably a bit tipsy and tired - fell asleep.

Guy is human afterall, just not on the golf course
Nov 27, 2009 5:59pm
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berry

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Nov 27, 2009 6:25 PM
At 2:30 AM, Tiger Woods should be "In the hole!!"
Nov 27, 2009 6:25pm
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Nov 27, 2009 6:27 PM
Apparently Elin heard the accident and busted out the back window with a golf club? Sign her up for the LPGA!!!!
Nov 27, 2009 6:27pm
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Nov 27, 2009 6:34 PM
Had a good laugh reading the 1st page of this thread.

I wish we had the Office Space jump to conclusions mat for you people, seems like you'd get a lot of use out of it.
Nov 27, 2009 6:34pm
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Woops

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Nov 27, 2009 6:34 PM
If the reports are correct:
A. he was hammered
B. he is fuckin' stupid

Tiger is no idiot
Nov 27, 2009 6:34pm
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Nov 27, 2009 7:00 PM
sounds fishy
Nov 27, 2009 7:00pm
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Manhattan Buckeye

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Nov 27, 2009 7:08 PM
Was the vehicle on its side? Why would his wife smash in the back of the vehicle to help him out? This story reeks.
Nov 27, 2009 7:08pm
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Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM
I think he was coming home in a hurry and missed his driveway...
Nov 27, 2009 7:17pm
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Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM
All reports I've read said he was LEAVING his home.
Nov 27, 2009 7:19pm
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Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM
Hahahahahahahaha. The hoopla had been hilarious with this.

Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one?
Nov 27, 2009 7:49pm
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Nov 27, 2009 7:55 PM
"Take the story and replace Tiger Woods with my homeboy John Daly. What is the reaction like? Is there even one? "

Doubtful, because everyone knows Daly is a drunk and a womanizer, and the authorities/Team Nike wouldn't have to bake up a completely incredulous story to save his reputation.
Nov 27, 2009 7:55pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM
Manhattan Buckeye wrote: Was the vehicle on its side? Why would his wife smash in the back of the vehicle to help him out? This story reeks.
I'm not saying it is, but it kind of sounds like a domestic "squabble". Tiger backing out of his driveway really quick at 2:30 in the morning, his wife wielding a golf club and his back window is smashed in and he has cuts on his face. I'm just saying that if this was a normal guy, that's what everyone would probably think happened.
Nov 27, 2009 8:00pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM
^+1
Nov 27, 2009 8:04pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:19 PM
Cuts on his face. uhm. Maybe running from Erin, jumps in the caddy she swings club at him, breaks window and...cuts on face. He puts car in reverse, trying to escape a swinging 4 iron, looses control, hits fire hydrant and tree. The story says...she broke window to "rescue" him. Bullshit. One of the doors had to work for him to get out or why not "roll" down window and climb out? Coooooovvvver Upppppppp!
Nov 27, 2009 8:19pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:30 PM
^^^

An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.
Nov 27, 2009 8:30pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:34 PM
Manhattan Buckeye wrote: ^^^

An interesting scenario, what I do know is that Tiger Woods is a BIG GUY, there is no way a 120lb (at most) international supermodel has the strength to bash in the back of an Escalade and 'escort' Tiger all of the way from the driver's seat, over the back seat and through the back hatch.
Yeah, for real. It'd take a couple guys to get someone as big as Tiger out of a car if he was really unconscious.
Nov 27, 2009 8:34pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:36 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: Yeah she looks buff

Why would you cheat on that?:huh:
Nov 27, 2009 8:36pm
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Nov 27, 2009 8:37 PM
Preacher wrote:
ccrunner609 wrote: Yeah she looks buff

Why would you cheat on that?:huh:
he doesn't like yellow i heard
Nov 27, 2009 8:37pm