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homefield

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Sep 24, 2010 11:25 PM
Has anyone ever dated a midget and if you have,What are the pros and cons of dating a little person even if it is only for one night.








How many of you would entertain this little lady for a day?
Sep 24, 2010 11:25pm
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Scrawney

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Sep 24, 2010 11:27 PM
mattinctown?
Sep 24, 2010 11:27pm
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tk421

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Sep 24, 2010 11:39 PM
yeah, nope. Not going to happen, ever. I'd say 5'5'' would be the shortest I'll go. :D
Sep 24, 2010 11:39pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Sep 24, 2010 11:43 PM
They could give you head standing up, I highly doubt midgets can deep throat though so it would be worthless
Sep 24, 2010 11:43pm
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sherm03

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Sep 24, 2010 11:57 PM
My ex was short...not a midget...but she was like 4'11" or something crazy like that.

When the chick has small hands, a tiny snatch, and a little mouth...it's a great optical illusion that makes your cock look huge.
Sep 24, 2010 11:57pm
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homefield

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Sep 25, 2010 12:03 AM
sherm03;496148 wrote:My ex was short...not a midget...but she was like 4'11" or something crazy like that.

When the chick has small hands, a tiny snatch, and a little mouth...it's a great optical illusion that makes your cock look huge.

I need to find myself a lady under 4'11 real soon.
Sep 25, 2010 12:03am
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justincredible

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Sep 25, 2010 12:19 AM
My wife is 4'11". You can't have her, though. :)
Sep 25, 2010 12:19am
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tk421

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Sep 25, 2010 12:45 AM
Aww, what happened to sharing? :p
Sep 25, 2010 12:45am
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redfalcon

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Sep 25, 2010 1:16 AM
justincredible;496170 wrote:My wife is 4'11". You can't have her, though. :)

Why not? Everyone else has.

BA-ZING!!!
Sep 25, 2010 1:16am
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Sep 25, 2010 1:16 AM
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Sep 25, 2010 1:16am
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redfalcon

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Sep 25, 2010 1:17 AM
And no way in HELL would I be doing the woman in the first picture.
Sep 25, 2010 1:17am
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THE4RINGZ

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Sep 25, 2010 1:38 AM
I'll pass.
Sep 25, 2010 1:38am
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bwcomet89

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Sep 25, 2010 1:44 AM
Well since I'm 6'8" it would just be awkward since I'd be twice her size... so hell yeah as long as she's a hot midget! Not one of those far-from-proportionate midgets.
Sep 25, 2010 1:44am
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enigmaax

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Sep 25, 2010 2:00 AM
I had a fling with a hot little latin chic who was 4'11". I'm pretty sure it isn't the same as banging a midget, but I've only seen like 30 seconds of midget porn before I puked (don't worry, the first 20 seconds were glorious).
Sep 25, 2010 2:00am
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Heretic

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Sep 25, 2010 3:22 AM
The fact she's standing while blowing you while you're able to rest your beer on her head. That's the one-night reason. Beyond that...blah...
Sep 25, 2010 3:22am
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Glory Days

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Sep 25, 2010 7:04 AM
I did a chick that was like short but not midget short....it lasted one night, she was a few years older than me, but felt like it was some little kid. just didnt feel right haha.
Sep 25, 2010 7:04am
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vball10set

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Sep 25, 2010 8:15 AM
as long as she had a flat head to put my beer on, no teeth and pistol grip ears...why not?
Sep 25, 2010 8:15am
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wes_mantooth

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Sep 25, 2010 10:25 AM
Obviously, it wouldn't matter to me....I would pretty much do anything.
Sep 25, 2010 10:25am
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vball10set

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Sep 25, 2010 10:31 AM
Sep 25, 2010 10:31am
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homefield

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Sep 25, 2010 11:26 AM
Glory Days;496239 wrote:I did a chick that was like short but not midget short....it lasted one night, she was a few years older than me, but felt like it was some little kid. just didnt feel right haha.

If it didn't feel right then I bet you are not a school teacher.
Sep 25, 2010 11:26am
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homefield

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Sep 25, 2010 11:31 AM
justincredible;496170 wrote:My wife is 4'11". You can't have her, though. :)


I was thinking that a woman under 4' 6" would be best for me as long as she was over the age of 60 and didn't have manly hands.
Sep 25, 2010 11:31am
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Tiernan

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Sep 25, 2010 11:32 AM
I'd do the Mom on Little People Big World in a heartbeat, you just know she's looking for some Big Love.
Sep 25, 2010 11:32am
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Darkon

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Sep 25, 2010 12:03 PM


Wes's main squeeze.
I'm sorry Wes.
I know you were trying to keep her your little secret.LOL
Sep 25, 2010 12:03pm
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wes_mantooth

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Sep 25, 2010 12:05 PM
Why would I keep that a secret? She is smokin
Sep 25, 2010 12:05pm
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Darkon

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Sep 25, 2010 12:11 PM
wes_mantooth;496343 wrote:Why would I keep that a secret? She is smokin

HAHAha
Sep 25, 2010 12:11pm