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Aug 17, 2010 11:44 AM
killer_ewok;454004 wrote:I don't have any siblings. Don't live near any farms either.

You have feet..."hoof" it! :)
Aug 17, 2010 11:44am
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Aug 17, 2010 11:50 AM
killer_ewok;454004 wrote:I don't have any siblings. Don't live near any farms either.

I'd advise you to get into role-playing, where you tell the girl to either call you "big brother" or dress in a cow costume. And when you're done, to complete the illusion, tell her you just shot some AIDS into her. Odds are, there might not be a second date after this encounter, so go for broke!
Aug 17, 2010 11:50am
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Aug 17, 2010 11:54 AM
killer_ewok;454008 wrote:Greatest NFL player ever (who is still revered by Cleveland fans)

Fixed.
Aug 17, 2010 11:54am
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Aug 17, 2010 1:31 PM
gut;453930 wrote:CIN because of Palmer
BAL because of Flacco
CLE because they don't even have a QB
Well to try to get this thread to be serious how the fuck are you going to say Flacco will be the reason the Ravens will not win the SB? Flacco is a top 10 QB in the league.

like_that you should probably just stick to futbol if you think Jim Brown is the greatest ever.
Aug 17, 2010 1:31pm
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Aug 17, 2010 2:15 PM
Vikings-b/c of Childress
Aug 17, 2010 2:15pm
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Aug 17, 2010 2:59 PM
Iliketurtles;454120 wrote: Flacco is a top 10 QB in the league.

like_that you should probably just stick to futbol if you think Jim Brown is the greatest ever.

I LOL'd at BOTH of these statements.
Aug 17, 2010 2:59pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:06 PM
BR1986FB;454203 wrote:I LOL'd at BOTH of these statements.
Name 10 better quarterbacks
Aug 17, 2010 3:06pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:16 PM
Hb31187;454207 wrote:Name 10 better quarterbacks
Manning, Brady, Brees, Roethlisberger, Romo, Rivers, Schaub, Rodgers, Eli Manning, McNabb & Favre (still both better despite their age), Carson Palmer and it can be argued Cutler. There's 13....sorry I couldn't come up with 10. Cutler & Palmer are coin flips for me but the other 11 are better.

Not saying he "won't" be a top 10 QB with the weapons he has this year but right now, he's not.
Aug 17, 2010 3:16pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:21 PM
Romo is a choke artist, Carson hasnt been the same since the knee injury, Cutler...really? Eli is vastly overrated.
Aug 17, 2010 3:21pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:29 PM
Hb31187;454217 wrote:Romo is a choke artist, Carson hasnt been the same since the knee injury, Cutler...really? Eli is vastly overrated.

Romo may be a choke artist but he's still better. Up until last season (with a new team) Cutler put up some real nice numbers. I'll agree with Palmer and Eli IS overrated but STILL better than Flacco.
Aug 17, 2010 3:29pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:34 PM
BR1986FB;454225 wrote:Romo may be a choke artist but he's still better. Up until last season (with a new team) Cutler put up some real nice numbers. I'll agree with Palmer and Eli IS overrated but STILL better than Flacco.

Fair enough. I do still think at the end of this year his numbers will be top 10 in the NFL however.
Aug 17, 2010 3:34pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:38 PM
sportchampps;454015 wrote:and this is why the site sucks sometimes
Sorry, man. It's all in good fun. BR and a few others know that.
Aug 17, 2010 3:38pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:39 PM
Strapping Young Lad;454163 wrote:Vikings-b/c of Favre

fixed.
Aug 17, 2010 3:39pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:40 PM
killer_ewok;454236 wrote:Sorry, man. It's all in good fun. BR and a few others know that.

Exactly
Aug 17, 2010 3:40pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:40 PM
killer_ewok;454236 wrote:Sorry, man. It's all in good fun. BR and a few others know that.

bullshit...this is serious business. No playful hating or joking around here.
Aug 17, 2010 3:40pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:42 PM
Hb31187;454231 wrote:Fair enough. I do still think at the end of this year his numbers will be top 10 in the NFL however.

No question. With Boldin, Mason, a supposedly rejuvenated Stallworth, the young TE's they drafted (can't rely on Heap anymore) and Rice catching passes out of the backfield, I agree that he likely WILL be a top 10 QB THIS year...but he's not currently.
Aug 17, 2010 3:42pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:42 PM
BR1986FB;454203 wrote:I LOL'd at BOTH of these statements.

You can LOL at the 2nd statement as it was merely a joke and just taking a shot at like_that since hes a soccer fan. But I don't know if I'd say Brown's the greatest but I would at least have him in the discussion.

As for the my first statement we will just have a difference of opinion I believe Flacco to be better right now than Eli and McNabb. I think he will really prove that this year with the WRs he has coming in.
Aug 17, 2010 3:42pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:42 PM
wes_mantooth;454239 wrote:bullshit...this is serious business. No playful hating or joking around here.

Don't you have an AA meeting to be at? ;)
Aug 17, 2010 3:42pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:43 PM
Iliketurtles;454120 wrote:Well to try to get this thread to be serious how the fuck are you going to say Flacco will be the reason the Ravens will not win the SB? Flacco is a top 10 QB in the league.

like_that you should probably just stick to futbol if you think Jim Brown is the greatest ever.

Didn't 9th grade HS orientation start already? What are you doing posting on here?
Aug 17, 2010 3:43pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:43 PM
BR1986FB;454243 wrote:Don't you have an AA meeting to be at? ;)

I kicked the booze...now I am a hardcore drug user.
Aug 17, 2010 3:43pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:45 PM
like_that;454245 wrote:Didn't 9th grade HS orientation start already? What are you doing posting on here?
I'm that cool that's why. Why are you posting on here shouldn't you be working? Nevermind you probably don't even have a job.
Aug 17, 2010 3:45pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:47 PM
wes_mantooth;454246 wrote:I kicked the booze...now I am a hardcore drug user.

Ahh...jumping up in status I see. :D
Aug 17, 2010 3:47pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:49 PM
Iliketurtles;454249 wrote:I'm that cool that's why. Why are you posting on here shouldn't you be working? Nevermind you probably don't even have a job.

Nope waiting for grad school to start. Nice fail.
Aug 17, 2010 3:49pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:50 PM
BR1986FB;454250 wrote:Ahh...jumping up in status I see. :D

yep...I am taking my drug using talents to South Beach. I heard there may be a new crack whore in town.
Aug 17, 2010 3:50pm
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Aug 17, 2010 3:55 PM
like_that;454252 wrote:Nope waiting for grad school to start. Nice fail.
Ah I see you're probably one of the people who couldn't find a job after college so they decided to go into even more debt by going to graduate school.
Aug 17, 2010 3:55pm