Why They Won't Win the Superbowl!

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sportchampps

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Aug 16, 2010 10:54 PM
Pick a team and list atleast one reason they won't win the superbowl.

I'll start with The J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets

The Reason: Sanchez
Aug 16, 2010 10:54pm
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wildcats20

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Aug 16, 2010 10:58 PM
Cowboys: Romo

Or maybe just the O Line
Aug 16, 2010 10:58pm
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justincredible

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Aug 16, 2010 11:08 PM
The Jets: I'm a fan.
Aug 16, 2010 11:08pm
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gerb131

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Aug 16, 2010 11:12 PM
Cardinals-Matt Leinart
Aug 16, 2010 11:12pm
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sportchampps

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Aug 16, 2010 11:14 PM
Kansas City Chiefs: The O-Line
Bears: Jay Cutler in a Mike Martz offense
Aug 16, 2010 11:14pm
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CinciX12

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Aug 16, 2010 11:30 PM
The Bengals: Inbred fan base.

I love you guys..
Aug 16, 2010 11:30pm
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hoops23

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Aug 16, 2010 11:32 PM
The Bengals.

They're the Bengals. The Browns have a more recent playoff victory and we took 3 years off.
Aug 16, 2010 11:32pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Aug 16, 2010 11:52 PM
Browns. 6 wins isn't enough to get into the playoffs.
Aug 16, 2010 11:52pm
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darbypitcher22

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Aug 17, 2010 12:23 AM
Detroit

Its Detroit
Aug 17, 2010 12:23am
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Aug 17, 2010 1:06 AM
Pittsburgh: Polamalu only returns two interceptions for a TD in the go to game. Jeff Reed misses a tackle in the closing seconds to let some schmuck take it to the house for the win.
Aug 17, 2010 1:06am
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killdeer

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Aug 17, 2010 1:14 AM
the Browns: it would upset the natural balance of the universe if these perennial losers made the playoffs, much less the Super Bowl, which they have never sniffed.
Aug 17, 2010 1:14am
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Aug 17, 2010 1:54 AM
Eagles: because Michael Vick is a douche and doesn't deserve it
Aug 17, 2010 1:54am
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DeyDurkie5

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Aug 17, 2010 2:57 AM
Steelers because their qb is a rapist

in all seriousness, the steelers, who's starting qb is a rapist!
Aug 17, 2010 2:57am
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Automatik

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Aug 17, 2010 3:16 AM
Pittsburgh, I just don't think their O-line can get it done.

Cleveland.....easy explanation, its Cleveland.
Aug 17, 2010 3:16am
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Aug 17, 2010 9:30 AM
Steelers because they all have AIDS and wont' make it 16 weeks
Aug 17, 2010 9:30am
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Aug 17, 2010 9:39 AM
CIN because of Palmer
BAL because of Flacco
CLE because they don't even have a QB
Aug 17, 2010 9:39am
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Aug 17, 2010 9:43 AM
Cleveland.....because they frequently get raped by the Steelers QB.....so they must have AIDS too. And woman beating rapist, race card playing, advisor to young athletes who disgrace Ohio AND actor extraordinaire Jim Brown ain't walkin' through that door to save you folks.

And for the same reason that auto stated.
Aug 17, 2010 9:43am
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Aug 17, 2010 9:49 AM
killer_ewok;453936 wrote:Cleveland.....because they frequently get raped by the Steelers QB.....so they must have AIDS too. And woman beating rapist, race card playing, advisor to young athletes who disgrace Ohio AND actor extraordinaire Jim Brown ain't walkin' through that door to save you folks.

And for the same reason that auto stated.

Because Jim Brown is somehow as relevant as Rapelisberger?

Fail?
Aug 17, 2010 9:49am
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BR1986FB

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Aug 17, 2010 10:02 AM
Pittsburgh because their fans and players are too busy fucking their sisters and large farm animals.
Aug 17, 2010 10:02am
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Heretic

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Aug 17, 2010 10:07 AM
Guess this thread's been completely derailed. Might as well add to the fun! ;)

Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.
Aug 17, 2010 10:07am
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Aug 17, 2010 10:47 AM
Tampa - the whole team sucks
Aug 17, 2010 10:47am
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Aug 17, 2010 11:17 AM
BR1986FB;453952 wrote:Pittsburgh because their fans and players are too busy fucking their sisters and large farm animals.


I don't have any siblings. Don't live near any farms either.
Aug 17, 2010 11:17am
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Aug 17, 2010 11:20 AM
lhslep134;453940 wrote:Because Jim Brown is somehow as relevant as Rapelisberger?

Fail?


Greatest Cleveland Brown ever (who is still revered by Cleveland fans) was as big of a piece of shit as Ben. Apples to apples. But we can get current......Shawn Rogers shoots AIDS out of guns. At people. In airplanes. While eating White Castle.
Aug 17, 2010 11:20am
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Aug 17, 2010 11:21 AM
Heretic;453957 wrote:Guess this thread's been completely derailed. Might as well add to the fun! ;)

Cleveland -- because it's hard for fans to cheer and players to play when they're constantly applying Vagisil to their sore, infested pussies.


Pussies is an offensive word.

Say twats.
Aug 17, 2010 11:21am
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sportchampps

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Aug 17, 2010 11:31 AM
and this is why the site sucks sometimes
Aug 17, 2010 11:31am