suppose nancy sees me coming out of the shower, I'm lookin' good... I got a luscious bead of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my God" "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." And she grabs me by the weiner...
Jul 1, 2010 11:52pm
Trueblue23
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Thu, Jul 1, 2010 11:53 PMJul 1, 2010 11:53 PM
sonofsam;408591 wrote:suppose nancy sees me coming out of the shower, I'm lookin' good... I got a luscious bead of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and she goes "Oh my God" "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." And she grabs me by the weiner...
SHUT THE FUCK UP DALE!
Jul 1, 2010 11:53pm
sonofsam
Wee' Gonna Win..
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sonofsam
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 12:18 AMJul 2, 2010 12:18 AM
Where did he go to medical school? He went to Northwestern and Johns Hopkins, is that good enough for ya? Not its not! Well Brennan, those are very prestigious schools... I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins... It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day...
Jul 2, 2010 12:18am
sonofsam
Wee' Gonna Win..
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sonofsam
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 2:16 AMJul 2, 2010 2:16 AM
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
The Nina, HO! the Pinta, HO! The Santa Maria...
I'll do ya in the bottom while you drinkin' sangria...
Nachos, and lemonheads, and my dads boat...
You won't go down 'cause my dick can float...
We sail 'round the world from port to port...
Every time I come I produce a quart...
Put on your life vest, lets drop anchor...
Theres a nice lady, I'd like to swank her...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Deadliest catch without the crabs...
We're almost out of gas, call the arabs...
I'm a pu**y pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow...
Take off my pants you can see my flesh arrow...
Pleasure to wax, use your mom's nair...
You'll be amazed when I come in your hair...
Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leavin' dry land...
Get below deck with a dick in your hand...
Anchors away and shiver me timbers...
We like to f**k ladies with our 8 inch members...
Love me hookers who be a curvy...
And I limit the line so contracted the scurvy...
Drop that anchor, give that hoe a shout...
'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nanny dug out...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Boats n hoes, boats n hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...
Thats the male Mariah Carey ya'll... Give it up!
LOL GOAT...
Jul 2, 2010 2:16am
THE4RINGZ
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 7:15 AMJul 2, 2010 7:15 AM
Best song from a movie ever. Period
Jul 2, 2010 7:15am
darbypitcher22
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 11:38 AMJul 2, 2010 11:38 AM
somebody want an actual story?
was getting some dome and a chick bit down....not like a playful nibble type deal, one of those "I'm fucking Jaws and I haven't had anything to eat for 3 weeks" types... I started screaming like What the fuck are you doing?!?
her response? I thought guys said that felt good....
She was kicked to the curb immediately
Jul 2, 2010 11:38am
4cards
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4cards
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 12:54 PMJul 2, 2010 12:54 PM
^^^^^^^
I thought about posting a "cool story bro pic" but changed my mind.
Now, a true story.
Back in high school, a buddy of mine was with this skank and got her all loaded up on Boones Farm wine and figured once he got her loosened up with alcohol, he'd have his way. Sure enough, she's all fucked up and wants to blow him. Well he leans back to enjoy getting blown when thats just what she did..........CHUNKS....... all over his dick. He comes running out of the bedroom screaming his head off about this bitch throwing up on him. We fell out of our chairs.
Jul 2, 2010 12:54pm
jordo212000
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 1:57 PMJul 2, 2010 1:57 PM
Trueblue23;408446 wrote:
"It felt like a bag of sand"
she started talking dirty to me and she said "let's screw"
"Me so horny"
Jul 2, 2010 1:57pm
darbypitcher22
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 4:29 PMJul 2, 2010 4:29 PM
omg that's fucking disgusting
Jul 2, 2010 4:29pm
Fab1b
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Fab1b
The Bald A-Hole!!
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 4:30 PMJul 2, 2010 4:30 PM
Take that down!
Jul 2, 2010 4:30pm
j_crazy
7 gram rocks. how i roll.
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j_crazy
7 gram rocks. how i roll.
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 4:36 PMJul 2, 2010 4:36 PM
boom
that's the first time i've seen that. (assuming it's the real thing) I've actually prided myself on being able to avoid it.
Jul 2, 2010 4:36pm
Rebel_ I.N.S.
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Rebel_ I.N.S.
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 4:37 PMJul 2, 2010 4:37 PM
WTF!!!!!!! You gotta warn people when you post shit like that.
Jul 2, 2010 4:37pm
Laley23
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Laley23
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 4:40 PMJul 2, 2010 4:40 PM
You should be banned for posting a still from 2 girls 1 cup. Easily the nastiest thing I have ever tried to watch (had to stop after like 2 min).
Jul 2, 2010 4:40pm
karen lotz
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karen lotz
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 4:51 PMJul 2, 2010 4:51 PM
Could have done without seeing that...I don't think I will be eating too much for dinner tonight
Jul 2, 2010 4:51pm
justincredible
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justincredible
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 5:26 PMJul 2, 2010 5:26 PM
Don't post shit (haha, pun!) like that again.
Jul 2, 2010 5:26pm
Trueblue23
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 5:30 PMJul 2, 2010 5:30 PM
God that was sick
Jul 2, 2010 5:30pm
KR1245
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 6:00 PMJul 2, 2010 6:00 PM
This ones pretty nasty
My buddy has been dating his GF for about a year. A couple weeks ago they get all drunk and have sex while shes on her period. She forgets to take the tampon out. The next day rolls around and she isnt able to pull it out because he shoved it way up there. She calls him into the bathroom and he has to get down on one knee and fish it out while she sits on the bathroom sink.
I didnt even know this shit was possible.
Did I just miss 2 girls 1 cup? damnit
Jul 2, 2010 6:00pm
jordo212000
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jordo212000
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 6:33 PMJul 2, 2010 6:33 PM
KR1245;409314 wrote:This ones pretty nasty
My buddy has been dating his GF for about a year. A couple weeks ago they get all drunk and have sex while shes on her period. She forgets to take the tampon out. The next day rolls around and she isnt able to pull it out because he shoved it way up there. She calls him into the bathroom and he has to get down on one knee and fish it out while she sits on the bathroom sink.
I didnt even know this shit was possible.
Did I just miss 2 girls 1 cup? damnit
yikes. Man that is pretty gross there
Jul 2, 2010 6:33pm
The Equalizer
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The Equalizer
Dark Lord of the Ville
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 7:41 PMJul 2, 2010 7:41 PM
Sorry
Jul 2, 2010 7:41pm
MontyBrunswick
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 7:45 PMJul 2, 2010 7:45 PM
2girls1cup is hot.
Jul 2, 2010 7:45pm
justincredible
Nick Mangold
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justincredible
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 7:48 PMJul 2, 2010 7:48 PM
dlazz;409380 wrote:2girls1cup is hot.
You would say that. Deviant.
Jul 2, 2010 7:48pm
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Fri, Jul 2, 2010 8:23 PMJul 2, 2010 8:23 PM
Friend of mine's gf was riding him, towards the end he pushed her off(to avoid pregnancy he says) and then when he "finished" some shot up and into his own mouth. He said he gagged and nearly threw up. It apparently tastes like chalk, and is very hard to get out of your mouth.
