Okay, here's the situation, (my parents went away on a weeks vacation... sorry lol)

I have a friend, who shall remain nameless, and he is without a doubt the most negative person I have ever met. He is constantly bitching and whining about his awful life, yet he does nothing to try to make it bettter, aside from bitching about it on Facebook of course.

Monday 1:18am
So my new phone decided some of the buttons are gonna work.. :/

Tuesday 2:53pm
Today just isn't my day

Tuesday 4:09pm
I just don't know anymore.. Reds game 2moro, should lighten me up a bit

Tuesday 7:34pm
From now on, I'm doin me. I know it sounds dumb to only care about yourself but I don't give a fuck.

Yesterday 10:37 am
Why do people break up, talk shit about each other, then within a few hours get back together like nothing ever happened? It doesn't make sense!

6 hours ago
Leaving this shithole town

4 hours ago
I really need to find some new friends, ones who won't DITCH me everytime we make plans 3 days ahead of time


This kid is either gay or insane, maybe a little of both, Jeffery Dahmer style.

June 23 at 3:10pm
I'm sorry I'm not good looking, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try, it's whats on the inside that counts!

June 23rd at 1:13pm
Looks like I'm swimming alone again, I really need some new friends

June 22nd 9:35 pm
I give up, for real

June 22nd 9:17pm
I'm so fuckin bored it's not funny.. wish someone would call or text me

i thought u were his friend? lol..i get annoyed by it too though, i dont give a shit if ur in a bad mood

Give your friend a rope

that's why i stick to lyrics.

Exactly.

This kid NEVER stops. He gripes because he doesn't have a job, so I literally check indeed.com everyday and send him the places around here that are hiring, yet he always has a dumbass reason as to why he can't work. One of his favorite responses is "I don't wanna work there man, I have way too many enemies" LOL What the fuck are you man.

Being around someone like that will just bring you down with them, screw that!!

He's fun to fuck with though, because he gets PISSED.

Sounds like that kid in the South Park Facebook episode, Kip Drordy!

Are you sure you really aren't FB friends with mttoolz? The "I can't work there; too many enemies" line sounds like him.

Fab1b;408141 wrote:Sounds like that kid in the South Park Facebook episode, Kip Drordy!

Holy shit.. I never even thought about him hahaa

I'm talking to him now.. fucking awesome laughs

I love it when people air out their drama on facebook. My sister is about to be blocked for this....yeah, I am hardcore like dat.

My facebook updates are very serious in nature though!!

haha i had a friend on facebook like that, except she was bitching about being pregnant. i kept saying to myself "well maybe you shouldnt have gotten knocked up by your new bf you met a few weeks ago".

Facebook jumped the shark when they let non .edu people to join. Old people on FB act f'n WEIRD.

Hmm, I can't imagine why people wouldn't be clamoring to hang out with this guy.

Ok, I'm going to psychologically profile this guy based on the info you've provided and based on these status update. Tell me how accurate I am.

He's around 23 years old.
He went to college, but never finished.
He probably lives at home still, but may have an apartment with some friends from high school.
He's either unemployed or works to bare minimum hours a week to pay his bills (probably works at a restaurant, convenience store, or gas station).
He often shows up at parties, bars, or social events and acts like he belongs, but was rarely invited.
He's always talking about how he's going to leave his hometown and move to the big city but doesn't do anything to make it happen and probably never will (in fact, it's likely that he went away to college but was back home by the end of the year).
He's probably named either Seth or Zach (or Zak or Zack).

So, how did I do?

All my facebook updates are complaining about sports teams haha. I don't like any of the same teams as my friends do and it has to annoy the hell out of them.

Glory Days;408150 wrote:haha i had a friend on facebook like that, except she was bitching about being pregnant. i kept saying to myself "well maybe you shouldnt have gotten knocked up by your new bf you met a few weeks ago".

You won't comment on a status and say that.

krambman;408162 wrote:Hmm, I can't imagine why people wouldn't be clamoring to hang out with this guy.

Ok, I'm going to psychologically profile this guy based on the info you've provided and based on these status update. Tell me how accurate I am.

He's around 23 years old.
He went to college, but never finished.
He probably lives at home still, but may have an apartment with some friends from high school.
He's either unemployed or works to bare minimum hours a week to pay his bills (probably works at a restaurant, convenience store, or gas station).
He often shows up at parties, bars, or social events and acts like he belongs, but was rarely invited.
He's always talking about how he's going to leave his hometown and move to the big city but doesn't do anything to make it happen and probably never will (in fact, it's likely that he went away to college but was back home by the end of the year).
He's probably named either Seth or Zach (or Zak or Zack).

So, how did I do?

Close..

20 years old.
Never tried college
Lives at home
NEVER had a job in his life
Is "that guy" at parties
BINGO
Nope lol but close

You're good man!

You should just Bro Rape him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8&feature=youtube_gdata

Automatik;408152 wrote:Facebook jumped the shark when they let non .edu people to join. Old people on FB act f'n WEIRD.

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krambman;408162 wrote:Hmm, I can't imagine why people wouldn't be clamoring to hang out with this guy.

Ok, I'm going to psychologically profile this guy based on the info you've provided and based on these status update. Tell me how accurate I am.

He's around 23 years old.
He went to college, but never finished.
He probably lives at home still, but may have an apartment with some friends from high school.
He's either unemployed or works to bare minimum hours a week to pay his bills (probably works at a restaurant, convenience store, or gas station).
He often shows up at parties, bars, or social events and acts like he belongs, but was rarely invited.
He's always talking about how he's going to leave his hometown and move to the big city but doesn't do anything to make it happen and probably never will (in fact, it's likely that he went away to college but was back home by the end of the year).
He's probably named either Seth or Zach (or Zak or Zack).

So, how did I do?

This is slightly creepy because my brothers are Seth and Zak. But neither fit this description in the least.

LMAO this dude is nuts.

He told me it would be funny if LeBron went to Miami because if he and Wade stood side by side, you would see the number 69..

Yea, except DWade is #3 LOL

July 1 6:44pm
I'm done. Seriously.