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Jun 30, 2010 10:09 AM
Anna Chapman:
Jun 30, 2010 10:09am
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Jun 30, 2010 10:35 AM
Yeah, this is turning into a pretty big story here in New York. And I know where they all hang out! Yes .... at Flashdancers strip club on 52nd and Broadway. Their secret code is "You want dance?"
Jun 30, 2010 10:35am
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Jun 30, 2010 10:36 AM
I would like to spy on that chick no doubt!
Jun 30, 2010 10:36am
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Jun 30, 2010 12:52 PM
Man, who'd have thought that real Russian spies would resemble the ones James Bond fucked?
Jun 30, 2010 12:52pm
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Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM
Don't get me wrong, the last spy I dated was waaaaayyyyy hotter!!
Jun 30, 2010 3:08pm
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Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM
Where do they keep the camera in the snatch?
Jun 30, 2010 3:57pm
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Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM
Well, if you recall James Bond had to deal with some really hot spies in the movies. I guess it was not far off from reality.

There are a lot of hot russian chicks here in Columbus, by the way. I am looking forward to meeting Ivana.... Ivana Humpalot.
Jun 30, 2010 5:23pm
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Jun 30, 2010 7:06 PM
I'd hit that again.
Jun 30, 2010 7:06pm
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Jun 30, 2010 7:18 PM
Little Danny;406757 wrote:There are a lot of hot russian chicks here in Columbus, by the way. I am looking forward to meeting Ivana.... Ivana Humpalot.
Well here is what you do. You start putting the word out that you are working on this big secret government contract for the department of defense. When one of these hot ladies strikes an interest in your line of work you know you got a Ruskie spy on your hands that has been trained in the art of using sex to extract information. Depending on your deception skills, before she figures it out she will have given you some of the wildest and hottest sex you ever had. Mission accomplished.
Jun 30, 2010 7:18pm
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Jun 30, 2010 7:19 PM
justincredible;406847 wrote:I'd hit that again.

That's a joke that's never been said before. Way to go! You should be sherm's sidekick. He needs the help.
Jun 30, 2010 7:19pm
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Jun 30, 2010 7:21 PM
-Society-;406857 wrote:That's a joke that's never been said before. Way to go! You should be sherm's sidekick. He needs the help.

Ok.
Jun 30, 2010 7:21pm
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Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM
majorspark;406856 wrote:Well here is what you do. You start putting the word out that you are working on this big secret government contract for the department of defense. When one of these hot ladies strikes an interest in your line of work you know you got a Ruskie spy on your hands that has been trained in the art of using sex to extract information. Depending on your deception skills, before she figures it out she will have given you some of the wildest and hottest sex you ever had. Mission accomplished.

One of my colleagues is a recently divorced guy in his 50's. He got on match.com or one of those sites and set up a profile. He was showing me this 22 year old russian chick who was sending him pictures of her in a thong begging him to take her out. He apparently went out with her for a couple dates, by the second date the chick was asking him to marry her. Obviously she was just trying to extend the visa.

Maybe she was actually a russian spy??
Jun 30, 2010 8:49pm
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Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM
I wanna touch the hiney
Jun 30, 2010 8:49pm