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Belly35

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Jun 29, 2010 3:47 PM
I have been crapped on by birds three time in my life:
Once at Cedar Point ….. Seagull standing in line for oder of fries and wham! .....back left should never saw it coming.
Disney Land walking with my family saw the group of (again) Seagulls flying at us and just knew this was not a good thing. I saw this shit heading at my wife and with my cal like reaction I was able to move her out of the away but I took a direct hit on the arm. I quickly grabbed my kids coke and poured it on my arm. I still had the gagging reaction of being shit on by a bird.
Today when I went out for lunch I had my sunroof ¾ open. No idea what type of bird or where this bird was but I took a side shoulder blast of bird crap. Yes I still gagged…………
Do you have a bird crap story?
Jun 29, 2010 3:47pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 29, 2010 3:55 PM
No cuss in thraed title.
Jun 29, 2010 3:55pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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7,733 posts
Jun 29, 2010 3:57 PM
NSFW title
Jun 29, 2010 3:57pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Jun 29, 2010 4:07 PM
Belly I had to report it needs to be changed, change it to poop or crap or something please. Thanx

I do have a funny story though. When my brother and I were young, like maybe him 8 me 10ish somewhere in there we were playing outside. Well a bird drops one and it lands right in my brothers ear. We go inside so he can clean up and my mom is on the phone at the time. She asks whats up and we tell her my brother has something in his ear. Before we could finish and tell her what happened as she is on the phone she just jams her finger in my bros ear and starts digging and we are like mom what are you doing a bird just crapped in his ear. I had to run out of the house laughing, we still talk about it!!
Jun 29, 2010 4:07pm
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Ankle Breaker

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398 posts
Jun 29, 2010 4:15 PM
I had it happen back in high school just walking down the sidewalk with a friend. Got bombed on the shoulder. It was not pleasant.
Jun 29, 2010 4:15pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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2,935 posts
Jun 29, 2010 4:20 PM
Belly35;405414 wrote:I have been crapped on by birds three time in my life:
Once at Cedar Point ….. Seagull standing in line for oder of fries and wham! .....back left should never saw it coming.
Disney Land walking with my family saw the group of (again) Seagulls flying at us and just knew this was not a good thing. I saw this shit heading at my wife and with my cal like reaction I was able to move her out of the away but I took a direct hit on the arm. I quickly grabbed my kids coke and poured it on my arm. I still had the gagging reaction of being shit on by a bird.
Today when I went out for lunch I had my sunroof ¾ open. No idea what type of bird or where this bird was but I took a side shoulder blast of bird crap. Yes I still gagged…………
Do you have a bird crap story?

I am having a shitty day, and these stories made me happy haha
Jun 29, 2010 4:20pm
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Steel Valley Football

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4,548 posts
Jun 29, 2010 4:26 PM
A bird crapped on my ball cap on Saturday when I had my daughter at the splash park at Easton.

Also, back in about 1995 I was stung by a bee and crapped on by a bird within about 4 hrs of each other riding in my Jeep Wrangler. That day it was Mother Nature - 2 SVFB - 0.
Jun 29, 2010 4:26pm
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majorspark

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5,122 posts
Jun 29, 2010 4:31 PM
Belly some of those birds had some good aim. Naling you throught sunroof.

Birds shut this reporter right up.

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Jun 29, 2010 4:31pm
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j_crazy

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8,372 posts
Jun 29, 2010 5:33 PM
me, never. (knock on wood)

wife, 4 times. and I LOL everytime as if it's the first time. none of her stories are that extravagent, 3 of them were walking into walmart, or target. the other was during the last day of school our junior year where we had the whole school outside playing volleyball or baseball, or football.
Jun 29, 2010 5:33pm
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
Jun 29, 2010 6:04 PM
one time....

5th grade....

made my day absolutely miserable being made fun of
Jun 29, 2010 6:04pm
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Tiger2003

Kill or be Killed

15,421 posts
Jun 29, 2010 6:49 PM
darbypitcher22;405557 wrote:one time....

5th grade....

made my day absolutely miserable being made fun of
LOL I needed that...
Jun 29, 2010 6:49pm
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Fly4Fun

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Jun 29, 2010 6:51 PM
I've never been shat on by a bird... hope I never am.
Jun 29, 2010 6:51pm