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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Jun 22, 2010 3:56 AM
how about this gem?
"im sorry just got your text my sister thought she was in labor but she was wrong"

now there's a small chance that was true, but at this point i don't believe it because that's how women are.
Jun 21, 2010 11:56pm
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Red_Skin_Pride

Senior Member

1,226 posts
Jun 22, 2010 3:56 AM
darbypitcher22;396652 wrote:"its not you, its me"

usually followed by some big long explanation that ends in a bullshit excuse
This.

Whoever first made that line widely used needs to be shot. If you're going to break up with someone, just do it and tell them why. You'll both be better off in the short and long term.
Jun 21, 2010 11:56pm
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CinciX12

Senior Member

2,874 posts
Jun 22, 2010 3:58 AM
Do not tell me you are not a whore. I am not teaching you new tricks here.
Jun 21, 2010 11:58pm
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rmolin73

Senior Member

4,278 posts
Jun 22, 2010 6:23 AM
I normally don't move this fast. In my mind I'm like sure you don't freak.
Jun 22, 2010 2:23am
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Jun 22, 2010 9:53 AM
Heretic;396809 wrote:Who wants to bet that the bar (man)-skank Wes is talking about is himself?

YOU PUNK MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Jun 22, 2010 5:53am
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thePITman

Senior Member

3,867 posts
Jun 22, 2010 11:53 AM
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

I wish I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice.

You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it.

Maybe you've seen my picture. It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
Jun 22, 2010 7:53am
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darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts
Jun 22, 2010 9:01 PM
^^^^

wow, those are truly shitty....

but also funny
Jun 22, 2010 5:01pm
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thePITman

Senior Member

3,867 posts
Jun 22, 2010 11:36 PM
darbypitcher22;397563 wrote:^^^^

wow, those are truly shitty....

but also funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd-0wHETSSY
Jun 22, 2010 7:36pm
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mtp2013

Mtp2013 wannabes

783 posts
Jun 24, 2010 7:59 PM
Apple;396523 wrote:Hateric?

Yes
Heretic;396525 wrote:Jesus, "I Was Mtrulz But Can't Figure Out How To Carry Over My Name Here", that's too sad to even really fire a retort back...

You need a hug, or someone to comfort you; but first a life.
mattinctown;396610 wrote:"Hi, my name is mtrulz, I'm 15 and live with my parents."

I'm 16, jackass.
Jun 24, 2010 3:59pm