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Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

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Fab1b

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Jun 15, 2010 10:46 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jun 15, 2010 10:46pm
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karen lotz

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Jun 15, 2010 10:50 PM
Its about time....
Jun 15, 2010 10:50pm
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mattinctown

Jun 15, 2010 10:51 PM
Pretty good stuff :)
Jun 15, 2010 10:51pm
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Apple

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Jun 15, 2010 10:57 PM
Was there even a question?
Jun 15, 2010 10:57pm
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FairwoodKing

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Jun 15, 2010 10:58 PM
I don't doubt that there are a lot of gay soccer players. We gays are in everything. Someday we'll rule the world!!!
Jun 15, 2010 10:58pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:02 PM
FairwoodKing;390999 wrote:I don't doubt that there are a lot of gay soccer players. We gays are in everything. Someday we'll rule the world!!!

How will you rule the world? You can't procreate...
Jun 15, 2010 11:02pm
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FairwoodKing

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Jun 15, 2010 11:08 PM
sherm03;391007 wrote:How will you rule the world? You can't procreate...

We don't have to. Straight parents produce enough of us.
Jun 15, 2010 11:08pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:08 PM
Gay sport or gayest sport?
Jun 15, 2010 11:08pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:10 PM
FairwoodKing;391017 wrote:We don't have to. Straight parents produce enough of us.

That my friend is an oximoron.
Jun 15, 2010 11:10pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:12 PM
FairwoodKing;391017 wrote:We don't have to. Straight parents produce enough of us.

But now that Soccer has come out of the closet...kids will stay away from it. And that means less of a chance for you people to brainwash the poor little bastards.
Jun 15, 2010 11:12pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:15 PM
sherm03;391007 wrote:How will you rule the world? You can't procreate...

hahahahahahaha

valid point.
Jun 15, 2010 11:15pm
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FairwoodKing

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Jun 15, 2010 11:23 PM
sjmvsfscs08;391035 wrote:hahahahahahaha

valid point.

No, it isn't a valid point. If our own procreation determined our existence, we would not exist. But our straight parents do the work for us. We turn out just fine.
Jun 15, 2010 11:23pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:24 PM
Damn, FairWoodKing just owned the fuck out of you guys.
Jun 15, 2010 11:24pm
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Jun 15, 2010 11:43 PM
hoops23;391045 wrote:Damn, FairWoodKing just owned the fuck out of you guys.

Have you ever argued with a gay dude? They're dramatic as shit.....I wouldn't argue with one, even if it is on the internet.
Jun 15, 2010 11:43pm
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Jun 16, 2010 12:05 AM
This thread keeps getting funnier!!
Jun 16, 2010 12:05am
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Jun 16, 2010 12:06 AM
Mooney44Cards;391075 wrote:Have you ever argued with a gay dude? They're dramatic as shit.....I wouldn't argue with one, even if it is on the internet.

No, I've never argued with a gay dude.. I've never been in a situation where that would occur.

I have a co-worker who is very openly gay, but dude is funny as shit.
Jun 16, 2010 12:06am
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killdeer

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Jun 16, 2010 12:09 AM
Hey youse guys...do not even go there...
that stud Cristiano Ronaldo will come over and rough you up...


har.
Jun 16, 2010 12:09am
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Jun 16, 2010 12:10am
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Jun 16, 2010 12:18 AM
The winner is: Fairwood.

Now when is baseball going to come out??? Any sport that won't be played in the rain???? I mean come on. How gay is that???
Jun 16, 2010 12:18am
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Jun 16, 2010 12:29 AM
^^If you watched the video, you'd see that the precedent for soccer coming out was the fact that baseball admitted that bunts were gay in 2007. So baseball has admitted that parts of its game are gay.

I love the Onion...nothing compares to the NCAA basketball expansion video however. 4096 team tournament is on its way.
Jun 16, 2010 12:29am
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Jun 16, 2010 1:03 AM
Strapping Young Lad;391111 wrote:The winner is: Fairwood.

Now when is baseball going to come out??? Any sport that won't be played in the rain???? I mean come on. How gay is that???

Baseball plays in the rain all the time. In fact, its pretty much like football in that they only call it if its lightning. Way to pay attention to sports. You're awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Jun 16, 2010 1:03am
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Jun 16, 2010 1:22 AM
Mooney44Cards;391075 wrote:Have you ever argued with a gay dude? They're dramatic as shit.....I wouldn't argue with one, even if it is on the internet.

Jun 16, 2010 1:22am
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Jun 16, 2010 7:40 AM
FairwoodKing;391044 wrote:No, it isn't a valid point. If our own procreation determined our existence, we would not exist. But our straight parents do the work for us. We turn out just fine.

Wow...you're gay? I honestly had no idea. It's not like you farking talk about it ad nauseum or anything. Thanks for the heads up! ;)
Jun 16, 2010 7:40am
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Jun 16, 2010 8:05 AM
Football is next.
Jun 16, 2010 8:05am