Jesus Only Likes Certain Baseball Players
You will know which players he likes by the individual player's performance. Jesus will help guys get homeruns but for those whom he detests (Mark Reynolds comes to mind)
Jesus is Johnny Damon. That actually makes perfect sense, considering the way Pittsburgh lost their last two games to the Tigers.
SATURDAY: Idiot manager uses banged-up catcher who hasn't played first base since 2007 at first instead of DH. He gives up two-run error in 4-3 10-inning loss.
SUNDAY: Idiot manager bungles use of bullpen. Takes starter out in eighth inning after giving up lead-off single. First reliever comes in and gets two outs...and then is removed. Second reliever walks batter and is removed. Third reliever gives up 3-run homer in 4-3 loss.
That's all the work of that hateful Jesus Damon jerk...or it could be that's all a myth and John Russell's just an idiot. Come to think of it, the latter theory fits more in line with my Pirate-watching thought process.
