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Jun 13, 2010 9:10 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;388755 wrote:Maybe thats what shes hopin for... she might like the taste.

lol, I guess thats why she leaves it on the floor.
Jun 13, 2010 9:10pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:13 PM
I'm pretty sure she maybe a 30 year old virgin or at least way born again. She told us a few weeks back that it hurts to have sex so she doesn't do it.
Jun 13, 2010 9:13pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:16 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;388762 wrote:I'm pretty sure she maybe a 30 year old virgin or at least way born again. She told us a few weeks back that it hurts to have sex so she doesn't do it.

doesn't mean she doesn't love to give head.
Jun 13, 2010 9:16pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:17 PM
:o
Jun 13, 2010 9:17pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:17 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;388762 wrote:...She told us a few weeks back that it hurts to have sex so she doesn't do it.
Does she know it doesn't go in the back, it goes in the front?


...at least when you're not in the shower?
Jun 13, 2010 9:17pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:31 PM
So far this is what we got...

A girl who:
1) Sleeps 12 hours a day
2) Plays PSP the other 12 hours a day
3) doesn't have sex anymore because it hurts
4) leaves toothbrush on the floor of the bath tub

Please tell us more! Not ONE of these things is normal!!!!
Jun 13, 2010 9:31pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:40 PM
I dont pee in the shower, but i hate when i even drop my toothbrush on the bathroom counter or sink. if i dropped it in the bathtub i would probably just throw it out.
Ytowngirlinfla;388706 wrote:We have never Asked her. She definitely needs a pysch eval as it is. She sleeps 12 hours a day and plays her psp he other 12. Rarely leaves the room.
sounds like my kind of girl...minus the whole toothbrush thingy.
Jun 13, 2010 9:40pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:43 PM
sonofsam;388785 wrote:So far this is what we got...

A girl who:
1) Sleeps 12 hours a day
2) Plays PSP the other 12 hours a day
3) doesn't have sex anymore because it hurts
4) leaves toothbrush on the floor of the bath tub

Please tell us more! Not ONE of these things is normal!!!!

Her mom runs her finances lol...she tells her how much she can spend and on what.

She constantly misses musters and march outs for school, total shitbag.

Oh yeah she told us she has herpes from being molested. Not sure if that's true or not, if so not sure how the hell she would get into the Navy.
Jun 13, 2010 9:43pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:45 PM
ccrunner609;388787 wrote:Lezbo?

She's extremely religious so highly doubtful.
Jun 13, 2010 9:45pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:46 PM
ewe nasty
that's just wrong
Jun 13, 2010 9:46pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:46 PM
Sounds like a horror movie in the making!
Jun 13, 2010 9:46pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:54 PM
Currently playing PSP lol

Jun 13, 2010 9:54pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:55 PM
ccrunner609;388817 wrote:I bets she is extremely hairy and stinky

Probably not she does shower at least 2 to 3 times a day. Not gonna lie she is like OCD about showering and takes a long one. Maybe she uses the toothbrush elsewhere lol.
Jun 13, 2010 9:55pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:56 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;388706 wrote:She sleeps 12 hours a day and plays her psp he other 12. Rarely leaves the room.

Our tax-payer dollars are paying the wages of this "soldier??!!!"
Jun 13, 2010 9:56pm
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Jun 13, 2010 9:58 PM
tuskytuffguy;388830 wrote:Our tax-payer dollars are paying the wages of this "soldier??!!!"

We are sailors. During the week she sleeps 12 hours and goes to school for 8 lol. The weekends are 12 on sleep 12 psp for her.
Jun 13, 2010 9:58pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:05 PM
Uhh, members of our armed forces whether sailors or front lines, all paid by our taxes. Personally, us average hard working citizens are the bosses, and I say she needs to GTFO. This woman being what she is in our armed forces is like a person who is schemeing our welfare at a civilian level.
Jun 13, 2010 10:05pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:10 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;388811 wrote:She's extremely religious so highly doubtful.
just_a_swimmer;388813 wrote:ewe nasty
that's just wrong

There are a lot of religious people in this world. Why is it nasty?
Jun 13, 2010 10:10pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:14 PM
tuskytuffguy;388842 wrote:Uhh, members of our armed forces whether sailors or front lines, all paid by our taxes. Personally, us average hard working citizens are the bosses, and I say she needs to GTFO. This woman being what she is in our armed forces is like a person who is schemeing our welfare at a civilian level.

Sorry chief, but this guy is the boss:

Jun 13, 2010 10:14pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:16 PM
justincredible;388862 wrote:

The Riddler?
Jun 13, 2010 10:16pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:19 PM
I think I need to hook her up with Ernest, they would make a perfect couple.
Jun 13, 2010 10:19pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:21 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;388873 wrote:I think I need to hook her up with Ernest, they would make a perfect couple.

I'm a Game Boy type of guy.
Jun 13, 2010 10:21pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:29 PM
Classic thread potential here. WTF SMH .....and LOL...all in one. People are actually gagging when reading this thread. I like it. Who brought up the jizz? It was Zwick, wasn't it? Frickin' hilarious! Who the frick (man I almost pulled the trigger and typed the f-word! Ha ha) but this is hilarious. Who the F leaves their tooth brush on the bath tub floor?
Jun 13, 2010 10:29pm
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Jun 13, 2010 10:30 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;388809 wrote:Her mom runs her finances lol...she tells her how much she can spend and on what.

She constantly misses musters and march outs for school, total shitbag.

Oh yeah she told us she has herpes from being molested. Not sure if that's true or not, if so not sure how the hell she would get into the Navy.

Well that explains why the sex hurts!!! Hope those sailors wetting the whistle covered their toothbrush!
Jun 13, 2010 10:30pm
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Jun 16, 2010 1:20 PM
Why not strangle while banging?
Jun 16, 2010 1:20pm