darbypitcher22

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darbypitcher22

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Fri, Jun 4, 2010 5:47 PM Jun 4, 2010 5:47 PM

I'm pretty sure you can have sex with one ball.

i'm also convinced any halfway decent looking girl he decides to shack up with will take one look at it and be grossed out

Jun 4, 2010 5:47pm

killdeer

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killdeer

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Fri, Jun 4, 2010 11:09 PM Jun 4, 2010 11:09 PM

he can get a prosthetic so he can walk the walk...

the sole survivor will just have to do all the work.

and, no...i am not speaking from personal experience.

Jun 4, 2010 11:09pm

mths_2013

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mths_2013

I'm awesome

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:20 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:20 AM

GoChiefs;379373 wrote:You haven't seen my nuts quier. Think before you post!

I'm glad I never attempted because I wouldn't find anything anyway.

Jun 5, 2010 12:20am

killdeer

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killdeer

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:26 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:26 AM

why...oh why couldn't the Tapper have invaded Miami Trace and tracked down mtrulz?!?!?!


we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!

Jun 5, 2010 12:26am

karen lotz

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karen lotz

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:31 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:31 AM

killdeer;379683 wrote:why...oh why couldn't the Tapper have invaded Miami Trace and tracked down mtrulz?!?!?!


we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!

I don't think he will ever be given the opportunity to reproduce. What kind of girl is gonna want anything to do with him? And if he does meet someone that desperate, he will cream his pants before she has her pants off.

Jun 5, 2010 12:31am

mths_2013

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mths_2013

I'm awesome

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:40 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:40 AM

^^I've been in more relationships in high school than you prolli ever have.

Jun 5, 2010 12:40am

mths_2013

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mths_2013

I'm awesome

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:40 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:40 AM

killdeer;379683 wrote:why...oh why couldn't the Tapper have invaded Miami Trace and tracked down mtrulz?!?!?!


we would all sleep better at night if we knew that a douche like that was sterile!

I'd still post on here.

Jun 5, 2010 12:40am

killdeer

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killdeer

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:43 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:43 AM

^^^^^hmmmmm...sad, oh so sad.......................

Jun 5, 2010 12:43am

mths_2013

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mths_2013

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:44 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:44 AM

^^For you.

Jun 5, 2010 12:44am

karen lotz

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karen lotz

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 12:50 AM Jun 5, 2010 12:50 AM

mths_2013;379691 wrote:^^I've been in more relationships in high school than you prolli ever have.

you only have 2 hands correct?

Jun 5, 2010 12:50am

WebFire

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WebFire

Go Bucks!

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 8:40 AM Jun 5, 2010 8:40 AM

Can you really tell that much? I assume they removed the testicle from the sack. They didn't remove half his sack.

Jun 5, 2010 8:40am

FairwoodKing

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FairwoodKing

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 5:37 PM Jun 5, 2010 5:37 PM

OK, maybe I'm more naive than I believe I am, but what is tapping? I never heard of it before.

Jun 5, 2010 5:37pm

Pick6

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Pick6

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 6:11 PM Jun 5, 2010 6:11 PM

hitting nuts with hand..

Jun 5, 2010 6:11pm

hoops23

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hoops23

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 6:18 PM Jun 5, 2010 6:18 PM

Tap-ping: Smacking of the Nut Sack with ones hand. Often results in 1 of 2 outcomes; 1) the victim immediately grasping his sack and clutching to the ground whilst in the fetal position or 2) the victim becoming infuriated and beating the shit out of the "tapper".

Jun 5, 2010 6:18pm

FairwoodKing

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FairwoodKing

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 7:36 PM Jun 5, 2010 7:36 PM

In my day, if a boy did that he would immediately be branded as "queer" and would be ostracized by the rest of the school. Oh, well, I guess times have changed.

Jun 5, 2010 7:36pm

hoops23

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hoops23

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 7:38 PM Jun 5, 2010 7:38 PM

Tapping isn't cool.

Instant grounds for an ass beating, imo.

Jun 5, 2010 7:38pm

mths_2013

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mths_2013

I'm awesome

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Sat, Jun 5, 2010 8:57 PM Jun 5, 2010 8:57 PM

karen lotz;379700 wrote:you only have 2 hands correct?

SMH

Jun 5, 2010 8:57pm