Ohio Chatter
Ohio Chatter

Forums

All Threads Serious Business Sports Politics Archive Pick 'ems
Log In Create Account

OUCH!!! Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game

Home ▸ Archive ▸ Serious Business ▸ OUCH!!! Teenager Has Testicle Amputated After 'Tapping' Game
Apple's avatar

Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
Jun 3, 2010 11:51 PM
Poor kid... will always be a one ball man from now on.

ARTICLE

Let me say it first... THUGS!
Jun 3, 2010 11:51pm
Curly J's avatar

Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Jun 4, 2010 12:01 AM
Whatever happen to good ol' ass grabbin' ??? I don't remember anyone ever losing an ass check from that !
Jun 4, 2010 12:01am
T

tuskytuffguy

Senior Member

615 posts
Jun 4, 2010 12:03 AM
It's kids' stupidity like this that ruins things for everyone else. I'm sure there will be some rule put in place to deter this behavior.

This past summer, my local school district threw two options out to curb "de-pantsing". Either go the school uniform route, or wear jeans all year. Naturally, it being a public school, we parents went nuts over the thought of uniforms. So, it was jeans all year.
Jun 4, 2010 12:03am
S

sjmvsfscs08

Senior Member

2,963 posts
Jun 4, 2010 12:07 AM
What a fucking dumbass. He doesn't deserve either of the balls. No one that dumb should be allowed to procreate.
Jun 4, 2010 12:07am
killdeer's avatar

killdeer

Hat Trick

1,538 posts
Jun 4, 2010 1:36 AM
"It's just gotten way out of control," said Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist in Brainerd, Minn. who says he performs three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles and other complications as a result of “sack tapping.”

"All parents, you need to have this talk with your kids not to do it. It's lost its humor. It's not a game anymore. People get hurt," he added.


I bet Dr. Wheeler never thought he would become the world expert on sack tapping when he graduated from medical school.
I guess we all have our calling.


Expect Oprah and Dr. Phil to come calling next.
Then a segment on 'The View' where Joy will make some crazy off-color joke.
Next comes a full segment on 20:20..."tonight...Sack Tapping...where will it end"

just start wearing a cup, boys.
Jun 4, 2010 1:36am
karen lotz's avatar

karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Jun 4, 2010 1:38 AM
What a bitch. Take it like a man.
Jun 4, 2010 1:38am
End of Line's avatar

End of Line

It's Clobberin Time!

6,867 posts
Jun 4, 2010 1:56 AM
I remember doing this to people as a joke back in the day but, damn this is some serious shit.
Jun 4, 2010 1:56am
S

Swamp Fox

Senior Member

2,218 posts
Jun 4, 2010 2:20 AM
Just file it under "What in the Hell is going on in this society today?
Jun 4, 2010 2:20am
F

friendfromlowry

Senior Member

6,239 posts
Jun 4, 2010 2:42 AM
Someone commented on the article best: Literally one step closer to stopping the morons from procreating.
Jun 4, 2010 2:42am
J

jmog

Senior Member

6,567 posts
Jun 4, 2010 8:25 AM
Too bad all these morons didn't lose both so they can't create little morons.

Oh wait, did I just "say" that out loud? I thought it was only in my head.

Maybe I'm just too "conservative" but man, if a couple morons had tried to get this "game" going when I was in HS, I would have said they were morons and the first one that "tapped" me was getting their butt kicked.
Jun 4, 2010 8:25am
Thread Bomber's avatar

Thread Bomber

Message Board Terrorist

1,851 posts
Jun 4, 2010 8:26 AM
tough break....... I bet the tea baggers won't even want him now.
Jun 4, 2010 8:26am
darbypitcher22's avatar

darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts
Jun 4, 2010 2:16 PM
that had to hurt...

and he'll never ever get laid again.
Jun 4, 2010 2:16pm
j_crazy's avatar

j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Jun 4, 2010 2:18 PM
EPIC LULZ!
Jun 4, 2010 2:18pm
GoChiefs's avatar

GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jun 4, 2010 2:20 PM
darbypitcher22;379206 wrote: and he'll never ever get laid again.

One nut means you can't have sex? Or does he just qualify for your 'douchbag' column?
Jun 4, 2010 2:20pm
Strapping Young Lad's avatar

Strapping Young Lad

Senior Member

2,453 posts
Jun 4, 2010 3:13 PM
I pity the fool who ever taps my sack so hard that I have to get my ball amputated (joke? anyone?). WTF???
Jun 4, 2010 3:13pm
Bigred1995's avatar

Bigred1995

Ohio Chatter - CFO

1,042 posts
Jun 4, 2010 3:20 PM
What's the capital of Thailand?
Jun 4, 2010 3:20pm
G

Gameover

Senior Member

150 posts
Jun 4, 2010 3:28 PM
Bigred1995;379288 wrote:What's the capital of Thailand?


Uni Ball? :D
Jun 4, 2010 3:28pm
mths_2013's avatar

mths_2013

I'm awesome

269 posts
Jun 4, 2010 4:19 PM
My nuts ache after reading that article.
Jun 4, 2010 4:19pm
GoChiefs's avatar

GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jun 4, 2010 4:22 PM
mths_2013;379333 wrote:My nuts ache after reading that article.

How the hell do they ache? They probably haven't even dropped yet!
Jun 4, 2010 4:22pm
mths_2013's avatar

mths_2013

I'm awesome

269 posts
Jun 4, 2010 4:24 PM
^^You wouldn't understand, you prolli don't have any.
Jun 4, 2010 4:24pm
GoChiefs's avatar

GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jun 4, 2010 4:27 PM
SMH. Yet another failed attempt at humor from mtrulz.
Jun 4, 2010 4:27pm
mths_2013's avatar

mths_2013

I'm awesome

269 posts
Jun 4, 2010 4:34 PM
^^I'm not trying to be funny. It's a proven fact that you don't have any.
Jun 4, 2010 4:34pm
GoChiefs's avatar

GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jun 4, 2010 4:36 PM
mths_2013;379369 wrote:^^I'm not trying to be funny. It's a proven fact that you don't have any.

You haven't seen my nuts quier. Think before you post!
Jun 4, 2010 4:36pm
rmolin73's avatar

rmolin73

Senior Member

4,278 posts
Jun 4, 2010 5:18 PM
First of this is insane why in the world would you want to tap another dudes nuts? If this went on at my school you would have got knocked the fuck out!
Jun 4, 2010 5:18pm
I

I Wear Pants

Senior Member

16,223 posts
Jun 4, 2010 5:27 PM
LOL at the comments on the news article calling for new laws preventing this.
Jun 4, 2010 5:27pm