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So what I gather from this video is that the Alaska-Fairbanks Hockey team is a group of mutant alien polar bears that previously lived underneath the ice of the Alaskan waters who are freed from their icy prison by a passing oil tanker, only to rise up and destroy this tanker with a giant hockey stick forged from their own energy.....then they proceed to somehow take control of a fleet of F-16s and fire deadly missiles which destroy the campuses of Miami University, The Ohio State University, and Michigan State University (killing thousands of people) before dropping some sort of nuclear bomb in an active volcano which causes the entire Earth to explode (killing billions of people) and then manage to fly the F-16s into outer space through some type of intergalactic vortex eventually ejecting themselves and flying through space human-torch style through the roof their home arena (causing millions of dollars in damage), The Carlson Centre, which apparently resides on a remote asteroid and has extremely flammable (and seemingly unsafe for both the players and the ice) goals.

My only question is: How have these guys not won every NCAA championship?

They come out with new videos all the time. Definitely awesome.

That is outstanding work.

unrealistic, polar bears cant ice skate

and whats with the announcer say time to get on your FEETS...dumbass

That was great. Al Qaeda has a similiar video of a polar bear bombing the US, but he is wearing a turbin.

Hahaha, I love it

I always make sure to catch a game if they're at home when I'm in Fairbanks. UAF is a very nice school.

FWIW, the tanker named "The Seawolf" is a not so subtle jab at their arch rivals to the south, The U of Alaska Anchorage Seawolves.

Why'd they destroy Earth?

krazie45;375720 wrote:So what I gather from this video is that the Alaska-Fairbanks Hockey team is a group of mutant alien polar bears that previously lived underneath the ice of the Alaskan waters who are freed from their icy prison by a passing oil tanker, only to rise up and destroy this tanker with a giant hockey stick forged from their own energy.....then they proceed to somehow take control of a fleet of F-16s and fire deadly missiles which destroy the campuses of Miami University, The Ohio State University, and Michigan State University (killing thousands of people) before dropping some sort of nuclear bomb in an active volcano which causes the entire Earth to explode (killing billions of people) and then manage to fly the F-16s into outer space through some type of intergalactic vortex eventually ejecting themselves and flying through space human-torch style through the roof their home arena (causing millions of dollars in damage), The Carlson Centre, which apparently resides on a remote asteroid and has extremely flammable (and seemingly unsafe for both the players and the ice) goals.

My only question is: How have these guys not won every NCAA championship?

I was wondering the same thing...

Surely with that kind of precision training they'd be killing everyone in the CCHA....