Heretic wrote:
^^
Well, yeah dude. After all, on another thread, you had the AUDACITY to question the words of THE MOST AWESOME FRESHMAN E.V.A.R.
A boy-beast who:
1. Is the greatest freshman basketball player to apparently never get called up to the varsity or even JV squad. I mean, the way he TRUTHFULLY described his performances, he was near point-a-minute status, but apparently all his school's coaches are Mike Dunleavy-level incompetent and didn't realize they'd be a state contender with his mad skillz!
2. Also started out the track season by winning a couple events, but stopped boasting of his awesome performances on the oval because he apparently doesn't feel like being an anonymous member of a relay team is as cool as being an anonymous member of a freshman boys' basketball team.
3. During said AWESOME basketball season, was able to juggle being LBJ Jr. with a 4.0 GPA and a girlfriend...while still having time to be on this very site every day for enough time to become one of its leading (in quantity) posters.
4. And now, as a freshman, is taking a (in his words) hot senior to prom! While most girls that age are thinking at this time "I'm a couple months from moving on in my life to something bigger!", this one is perfectly content to date a freshman, even though she'll be able to legally drink before he graduates high school.
And, depending on future legislation, she might be able to legally smoke the herb before he graduates high school. A person would have to do a hell of a lot more of that than I have tonight to NOT take Mt's claims with a million grains of salt.
EDIT: Yeah, Coyotes...after questioning my game as far as message board insults go...what do you have to say about this?!?!
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
I bow to your awesomeness, your HIGHNESS! You are a God, amongst us mere mortal, figments, of YOUR imagination.
I ask only that you forgive me in my ignorance, and that I will never again insult your incredible intelligence again.
