Hey Married Guys...

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sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 10, 2010 9:19pm
My soon-to-be wife is fighting with her sister (who just happens to be the maid-of-honor at our wedding). It's been brewing for awhile now and they've really been going at it tonight.

How do you keep from punching your sister-in-law in the tit when she's acting like a bitch?
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2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
May 10, 2010 9:21pm
by punching her in the uterus
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Fab1b
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May 10, 2010 9:24pm
You could just squeeze the tit or tits instead of punching it, just a thought
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 10, 2010 9:26pm
Usually head to the corner bar and drink until closing time
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mattinctown
May 10, 2010 10:52pm
Do them both at the same time
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ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 10, 2010 10:56pm
Do her brother.
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Timber
Posts: 935
May 10, 2010 11:08pm
Can you do a "Bare tit punch?"
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justincredible
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May 10, 2010 11:09pm
mattinctown wrote: Do them both at the same time
This is the only possible solution.
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Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
May 10, 2010 11:14pm
Wait to she falls asleep, film "One Bitch Two Chatters".

I'll be there in 1 hour.
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2quik4u
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May 10, 2010 11:14pm
^^ lol
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berry
Posts: 475
May 10, 2010 11:35pm
Do not hit your sister-in-law in the tit.

A well placed shot between the tits might calm her down.
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Apple
Posts: 2,620
May 10, 2010 11:43pm
Call your soon-to-be father-in-law and invite him over for a beer.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
May 11, 2010 1:16am
^This

Or, put the sister-in-law in her place. Tell her the wedding doesn't need her, so calm the fuck down of GTFO.

I actually did that with my brother-in-law and his fiance.
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sherm03
Posts: 7,349
May 11, 2010 1:31am
My father-in-law was too heartbroken (and drunk) after the Penquins loss today to go out for a beer.

And I basically told my sister-in-law that we don't need her and if she wants to keep acting like a cunt then I don't want her in my wedding. That only seemed to upset my fiancee more.

Should I stay out of this or am I in the right telling my sister-in-law that she's acting like a bitch? After their fight tonight, my fiancee cried for hours. She hadn't cried that hard since her mom passed away. I couldn't stand seeing her so upset...and felt I had to speak up.

Looks like I'm starting things off in this family with a bang.
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Shane Falco
Posts: 440
May 11, 2010 4:18am
Do the smart thing...



Go down to the Court house today and get married.
Saves time, money and the fighting.Your friends will thank you later!
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Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
May 11, 2010 5:16am
justincredible wrote:
mattinctown wrote: Do them both at the same time
This is the only possible solution.
In the teeter totter position.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
May 11, 2010 7:19am
You gain nothing by punching her or telling her she's a bitch. Let it play itself out.

She's going to be your sister-in-law forever. After your future wife and your future sister-in-law kiss and make up you don't want to be the only bad thing they remember from the squabble.
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iluvz
Posts: 262
May 11, 2010 7:35am
Bad move Sherm, I'm sure you meant well, but she probably wasn't looking or needing for you to fix it for her, just for you to be there and support her. Con_Alma nailed it.
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Def Leopard
Posts: 176
May 11, 2010 8:16am
Stay out of it and let your fiancee' fight her own battles.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
May 11, 2010 8:17am
Shane Falco wrote: Do the smart thing...



Don't get married.
Exactly.
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se-alum
Posts: 13,948
May 11, 2010 8:26am
I probably would've just stayed out of it, but been there to console my fiancee'.
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
May 11, 2010 8:46am
After being married for over 10 years, if there is only one thing I've learned, its stay out of your wife's/fiance's fights with her family.

Be there to console her, listen to her, agree with her "side" but don't get in the middle.

In the end the "in-law" will be upset with you and so will the wife.
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 11, 2010 9:05am
Con_Alma wrote: You gain nothing by punching her or telling her she's a bitch. Let it play itself out.

She's going to be your sister-in-law forever. After your future wife and your future sister-in-law kiss and make up you don't want to be the only bad thing they remember from the squabble.
Make sure you get pics of this. Post them here. Thanks in advance.
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ts1227
Posts: 12,319
May 11, 2010 9:17am
enigmaax wrote:
Shane Falco wrote: Do the smart thing...



Don't get married.
Exactly.
this +infinity. twice.
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j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 11, 2010 9:24am
some great ideas. but IMO, if any situation has ever called for a cunt punt, it's this.