John Stamos.....Did we just become best friends? Yep!
May 9, 2010 9:35pm
THE4RINGZ
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Sun, May 9, 2010 9:41 PMMay 9, 2010 9:41 PM
Can we make our beds into bunk beds?
May 9, 2010 9:41pm
Trueblue23
BASEDgod
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Sun, May 9, 2010 9:41 PMMay 9, 2010 9:41 PM
You're fuckin high!
May 9, 2010 9:41pm
THE4RINGZ
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Sun, May 9, 2010 9:53 PMMay 9, 2010 9:53 PM
The only reason you are living here is because my dad and I both think your mom is hot.
May 9, 2010 9:53pm
justincredible
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Sun, May 9, 2010 10:06 PMMay 9, 2010 10:06 PM
CHEWBACCA MASKS!!! It's okay that mine isn't movie quality.
May 9, 2010 10:06pm
The Equalizer
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The Equalizer
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Sun, May 9, 2010 10:19 PMMay 9, 2010 10:19 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm going to kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
May 9, 2010 10:19pm
jordo212000
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Sun, May 9, 2010 10:21 PMMay 9, 2010 10:21 PM
"everytime I cum I produce a quart"
"Brennan, that's offensive!!!"
May 9, 2010 10:21pm
sonofsam
Wee' Gonna Win..
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sonofsam
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Sun, May 9, 2010 10:43 PMMay 9, 2010 10:43 PM
justincredible wrote:
CHEWBACCA MASKS!!! It's okay that mine isn't movie quality.
I love that line! My other favorite: "What the fucking fuck?!?"
May 9, 2010 10:43pm
darbypitcher22
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Sun, May 9, 2010 11:42 PMMay 9, 2010 11:42 PM
"It was Johnnie Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and we were blazin' that shit up every day..."
May 9, 2010 11:42pm
goosebumps
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Mon, May 10, 2010 12:03 AMMay 10, 2010 12:03 AM
We're here to fuck shit up
May 10, 2010 12:03am
The Equalizer
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Mon, May 10, 2010 12:33 AMMay 10, 2010 12:33 AM
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
May 10, 2010 12:33am
sherm03
I go balls deep.
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sherm03
I go balls deep.
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Mon, May 10, 2010 12:37 AMMay 10, 2010 12:37 AM
Dad, we're men. That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, we make our own beef jerky...that's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.
We literally have never done any of those things.
May 10, 2010 12:37am
sonofsam
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sonofsam
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Mon, May 10, 2010 12:38 AMMay 10, 2010 12:38 AM
The Equalizer wrote:
Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I can taste it. On my tongue. Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. Okay. Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Absolutely CLASSIC
May 10, 2010 12:38am
jordo212000
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Mon, May 10, 2010 12:52 AMMay 10, 2010 12:52 AM
You sound insane. You need medicated
May 10, 2010 12:52am
sonofsam
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sonofsam
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Mon, May 10, 2010 12:56 AMMay 10, 2010 12:56 AM
jordo212000 wrote:
You sound insane. You need medicated
