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sportchampps

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May 9, 2010 5:45 PM
Why do some people take it so seriously. Today were playing kickball in a double header. The first game is back and forth and we win by 3. The next game we play a different team. I go up to kick and foul it down the first base line so i kinda jog down the line in front of the ball to make sure the catcher can not get to it. So the next pitch the Pitcher just throws the ball at me as hard as he could which i easily just step away from. The umpire warns him. So the next inning the same guy who is pitching is now running to second base and runs past second to hit a poor 110lb girl standing behind second. She is crying and calls him an asshole. He then proceeds to tell her he is gonna punch her in the face and pull a gun on her the next time he sees her. At this point I grab him from behind and put him a a full nelson and slammed him to the ground. The umpire made us call the police and report the guy for threating her but he got in his car and left by then. I really wish i woulda just blasted him when i had him down. Seriously though its Sunday Adult kickball where do these people come from.
May 9, 2010 5:45pm
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gerb131

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May 9, 2010 5:49 PM
Sign me up.
May 9, 2010 5:49pm
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mattinctown

May 9, 2010 5:56 PM
Cool Story Bro
May 9, 2010 5:56pm
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ohiotiger33

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May 9, 2010 6:00 PM
So he just ran into a girl, and then threatened to pull a gun on her? Sounds fucked up, lol.
May 9, 2010 6:00pm
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Mohican00

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May 9, 2010 6:00 PM
kickball is serious business, bro
May 9, 2010 6:00pm
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coyotes22

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May 9, 2010 6:01 PM
I thought you said Adult SPORTS.

Kickball is a sport now?
May 9, 2010 6:01pm
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sportchampps

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May 9, 2010 6:10 PM
lol it is in lawrence kansas. Their Parks and Rec department here is amazing. I have never seen so many nice fields with lighting. They have adult kickball and softball games every night between 7 and midnight weekdays and all day sunday.
May 9, 2010 6:10pm
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gerb131

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May 9, 2010 6:11 PM
Reminds of Raymond in White Men Can't Jump
May 9, 2010 6:11pm
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sportchampps

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May 9, 2010 6:11 PM
BTW its proven that typing cool story bro on every thread just makes you a dbag with no frat party to attend
May 9, 2010 6:11pm
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coyotes22

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May 9, 2010 6:13 PM
sportchampps wrote: lol it is in lawrence kansas. Their Parks and Rec department here is amazing. I have never seen so many nice fields with lighting. They have adult kickball and softball games every night between 7 and midnight weekdays and all day sunday.
I was just bustin your balls!!!

Sounds fun. :D
May 9, 2010 6:13pm
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Little Danny

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May 9, 2010 6:32 PM
I thought a thread about Adult Sports was going to be about playing in the nude or to be sexually related.

That being said, kickball is awesome. Would love to get back to playing the game of my youth.
May 9, 2010 6:32pm
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2quik4u

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May 9, 2010 6:37 PM
must have been Al Capone
May 9, 2010 6:37pm
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skank

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May 9, 2010 6:43 PM
2quik4u wrote: must have been Al Capone
The asshole guy, or the crying bitch?
May 9, 2010 6:43pm
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skank

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May 9, 2010 6:43 PM
Kickball? seriously, kickball?
May 9, 2010 6:43pm
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2quik4u

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May 9, 2010 6:46 PM
skank wrote:
2quik4u wrote: must have been Al Capone
The asshole guy, or the crying bitch?
good question
May 9, 2010 6:46pm
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se-alum

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May 9, 2010 7:35 PM
Lol.....Adult Kickball???
May 9, 2010 7:35pm
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Al Bundy

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May 9, 2010 7:37 PM
If you want to get together and play kickball with some friends, that is fine. But do you really need an umpire?
May 9, 2010 7:37pm
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mattinctown

May 9, 2010 9:44 PM
sportchampps wrote: BTW its proven that typing cool story bro on every thread just makes you a dbag with no frat party to attend
Eat. Me. Go through all of my posts and see how many times I've posted that. Once? Twice?
May 9, 2010 9:44pm
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May 9, 2010 10:19 PM
Seems like some people on this thread are taking teh internets as serious as that dickweed playing kickball. :)

Kickball is a pretty big sport in adult rec leagues. We've got a few kickball leagues around Cincinnati.
May 9, 2010 10:19pm
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sonofsam

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May 9, 2010 10:51 PM
sportchampps wrote: Why do some people take it so seriously. Today were playing kickball in a double header. The first game is back and forth and we win by 3. The next game we play a different team. I go up to kick and foul it down the first base line so i kinda jog down the line in front of the ball to make sure the catcher can not get to it. So the next pitch the Pitcher just throws the ball at me as hard as he could which i easily just step away from. The umpire warns him. So the next inning the same guy who is pitching is now running to second base and runs past second to hit a poor 110lb girl standing behind second. She is crying and calls him an asshole. He then proceeds to tell her he is gonna punch her in the face and pull a gun on her the next time he sees her. At this point I grab him from behind and put him a a full nelson and slammed him to the ground. The umpire made us call the police and report the guy for threating her but he got in his car and left by then. I really wish i woulda just blasted him when i had him down. Seriously though its Sunday Adult kickball where do these people come from.
While you had him in the full nelson, you should have whispered in his ear: "Go get your gun asshole. Go get it and I will beat you to death with it then I will fuck your wife, daughter, and son in the ass while I make them call me daddy."

That would have gotten him to think a little bit about what he said.
May 9, 2010 10:51pm
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darbypitcher22

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May 9, 2010 11:41 PM
Looks like I need to start playing more kickball....
May 9, 2010 11:41pm
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sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

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May 9, 2010 11:47 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Looks like I need to start playing more kickball....
You want to get beat to death with your own gun?!?
May 9, 2010 11:47pm
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Sonofanump

May 9, 2010 11:50 PM
Yep, adult rec league brings out the finest in society. Some can not give up the game and think it's life and death.
May 9, 2010 11:50pm
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sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

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May 9, 2010 11:55 PM
Sonofanump wrote: Yep, adult rec league brings out the finest in society. Some can not give up the game and think it's life and death.
Damn Straight.
May 9, 2010 11:55pm
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jmog

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May 10, 2010 8:32 AM
1. I never knew there were adult kickball leagues. Interesting.
2. The guy was a douche and I would have held him on the ground until the police got there. Why would you let him go?
May 10, 2010 8:32am