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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 4:39 PM
Mustaches??? I don't get them. The only people that should be allowed to have a mustache are the following:
1. Mexicans
2. Tom Selleck or those that resemble Tom Selleck (see MMA Fighter Don Frye)

3. Cops (see Tom Selleck)
4. Porn Stars
Anyone else that rocks a stache needs it to be connected with a beard, goatee, etc...Thoughts?

sweet stache my friend:
Apr 26, 2010 4:39pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Apr 26, 2010 4:42 PM
Bad day? LOL :D
Apr 26, 2010 4:42pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 4:43 PM
Not a bad day at all, there is a guy here I worked with for years that is all the sudden sporting a stache and I am like what the hell for, LOL!! That's not him in the photo either just some random sweet stache search :)
Apr 26, 2010 4:43pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Apr 26, 2010 4:44 PM
I got a little patch on my chin.

aside from the neck beard its all I can grow. I'd love to rock the full out beard and stache, but I got nothing that connects the diminutive stache to the neck beard.
Apr 26, 2010 4:44pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

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Apr 26, 2010 4:52 PM
Fab1b wrote: Not a bad day at all, there is a guy here I worked with for years that is all the sudden sporting a stache and I am like what the hell for, LOL!! That's not him in the photo either just some random sweet stache search :)
Yes, just a stache is soooooooooo 70's!!! :D
Apr 26, 2010 4:52pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 4:55 PM
You ain't lying!! My dad rocked one for 30 years at least but he was a cop so I never really gave him hell for it!! :)
Apr 26, 2010 4:55pm
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coyotes22

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Apr 26, 2010 4:57 PM
A goatee is all i can grow. everything else comes in patchy.

My dad has the whole "Elvis" sideburns thing going, STILL!!! :D
Apr 26, 2010 4:57pm
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jordo212000

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10,664 posts
Apr 26, 2010 4:59 PM
I'm 22 and I still can't grow a legit mustache or beard
Apr 26, 2010 4:59pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:17 PM
This is acceptable though:
Apr 26, 2010 5:17pm
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skank

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Apr 26, 2010 5:22 PM
coyotes22 wrote: A goatee is all i can grow. everything else comes in patchy.

[size=xx-large]My dad has the whole "Elvis" sideburns thing going[/size], STILL!!! :D
No I don't.
Apr 26, 2010 5:22pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:23 PM
^^ ha ha^^

Look at this handsome fella ladies:
Apr 26, 2010 5:23pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:26 PM
coyotes22 wrote: A goatee is all i can grow.
You'd classify that as a goatee? :huh:
Apr 26, 2010 5:26pm
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skank

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6,543 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:27 PM
What, it doesn't even tickle your balls Chiefs?
Apr 26, 2010 5:27pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:28 PM
Love this Video

Apr 26, 2010 5:28pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:31 PM
Curly J wrote: Love this Video

With a stache like that it most def has to be hard being him!!! LOL Classic
Apr 26, 2010 5:31pm
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power i

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1,296 posts
Apr 26, 2010 5:41 PM
Lol. My 19 year old keeps trying to grow some kind of facial hair. I told him to stop, he was making me laugh.
Apr 26, 2010 5:41pm
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Firad

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Apr 26, 2010 5:58 PM
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Apr 26, 2010 5:58pm
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Captain Cavalier

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208 posts
Apr 26, 2010 6:21 PM
As long as they stay off women.

I've never understood why...

A: They can't see it

B: They see it but do nothing
Apr 26, 2010 6:21pm
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sonofsam

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2,052 posts
Apr 26, 2010 6:51 PM
Fab1b wrote: ^^ ha ha^^

Look at this handsome fella ladies:
That is a MOLESTache... Children beware!
Apr 26, 2010 6:51pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM
Fat football coaches can rock the stache too.

I go for the grizzly adams look myself. I hate shaving and only do it when I'm home from school. I used a straight razor 3 times over winter break and then before that not since August. I prefer my hairy face.
Apr 26, 2010 8:44pm
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gerb131

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9,932 posts
Apr 26, 2010 9:52 PM
Been wanting some prison pussy instead of the goatee but the old lady won't go for it. I for one love the 70's pornstar look.
Apr 26, 2010 9:52pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Apr 26, 2010 9:57 PM
Apr 26, 2010 9:57pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Apr 26, 2010 9:59 PM
Thats a facial mollet!!!!!!
Apr 26, 2010 9:59pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 26, 2010 10:11 PM
Now that's a sweet stache son!!
Apr 26, 2010 10:11pm
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UANyg

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Apr 26, 2010 10:25 PM
The stache is pretty big with the hipster scene right now, too. i.e.

Apr 26, 2010 10:25pm