Randy Newman has a song out called "Short People" that is hilarious. Anybody know how to post the lyric's on here?

No, can't say as I have. I was at a party back in college where a very large...(as in verrrrrrrrrrry large) girl was hired as a stripper. and let's just say that it didn't turn out nearly as well as we had imagined. In fact, it was a total disaster.

Your party is all win.

i always wanted to open a bar that had midget go go dancers

We used to do a little schtick called "Porn Hour" where we watched and evaluated porn, kind of like a talkshow, only with a lot of porn. Among our cast of characters were "Lesbians in the Corner" and "Naked Midget in an Empty Hot Tub". The midget was a real drawing card.......and then the cops showed up.