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Anyone ever hire a midget for a party?

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hang_loose

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Nov 20, 2009 4:41 AM
Randy Newman has a song out called "Short People" that is hilarious. Anybody know how to post the lyric's on here?
Nov 19, 2009 11:41pm
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Swamp Fox

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Nov 20, 2009 4:06 PM
No, can't say as I have. I was at a party back in college where a very large...(as in verrrrrrrrrrry large) girl was hired as a stripper. and let's just say that it didn't turn out nearly as well as we had imagined. In fact, it was a total disaster.
Nov 20, 2009 11:06am
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dwccrew

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Nov 20, 2009 4:10 PM
Your party is all win.
Nov 20, 2009 11:10am
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nc52

and he comes in the night

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Nov 20, 2009 4:14 PM
i always wanted to open a bar that had midget go go dancers
Nov 20, 2009 11:14am
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enigmaax

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Nov 20, 2009 5:25 PM
We used to do a little schtick called "Porn Hour" where we watched and evaluated porn, kind of like a talkshow, only with a lot of porn. Among our cast of characters were "Lesbians in the Corner" and "Naked Midget in an Empty Hot Tub". The midget was a real drawing card.......and then the cops showed up.
Nov 20, 2009 12:25pm