Anyone ever hire a midget for a party?

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Nov 18, 2009 4:10 PM
What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
Nov 18, 2009 4:10pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:12 PM
Never had a midget for a party, but a friend of mine had a midget deliver flowers and sing to his gf on her birthday
Nov 18, 2009 4:12pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:12 PM
Yes, I would say that chucking a midget would be frowned upon.
Nov 18, 2009 4:12pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:16 PM
I went to a Kick The Midget party one time in Cincinnati. He was paid handsomely for his bruises.
Nov 18, 2009 4:16pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:16 PM
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Nov 18, 2009 4:17 PM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
Oh boy ....

See what I'm dealing with? Most women just have to worry about a stripper or two, I got the man who wants midgets. :dodgy:

And I believe the correct term is little person.
Nov 18, 2009 4:17pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:18 PM
I think they prefer the term "little people".
Nov 18, 2009 4:18pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:18 PM
Websurfinbird wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
Oh boy ....

See what I'm dealing with? Most women just have to worry about a stripper or two, I got the man who wants midgets. :dodgy:

And I believe the correct term is little person.
Oh, there will be strippers .... in between a riveting duel between a midget wearing Apollo Creed red, white and blue trunks and a kangaroo ... probably in Tijuana, for legal reasons of course :)
Nov 18, 2009 4:18pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:23 PM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Websurfinbird wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: What is the etiquette for having midgets at a party?

For my bachelor party, the original plan was for my shortish friend to box a real kangaroo, but I don't really talk to that guy anymore so I doubt he will agree to it. Was thinking of subbing in a midget: anyone have the scoop?

It is generally frowned upon to chuck them?
Oh boy ....

See what I'm dealing with? Most women just have to worry about a stripper or two, I got the man who wants midgets. :dodgy:

And I believe the correct term is little person.
Oh, there will be strippers .... in between a riveting duel between a midget wearing Apollo Creed red, white and blue trunks and a kangaroo ... probably in Tijuana, for legal reasons of course :)
Well be it that my fiance is likely to end up in a SONA like prison ala "Prison Break," I'm now accepting marriage proposals from the free huddle nation. :P
Nov 18, 2009 4:23pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:26 PM
they're not real. you can do whatever you want with them

I once had one as a pet, then I got bored and my dad flushed it down the toilet for me.
Nov 18, 2009 4:26pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:28 PM
to hell with boxing, midget strippers....lol now your talking
Nov 18, 2009 4:28pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:29 PM
No, but at a local grocery store, I see one in there often stocking cola and stuff. Every time I see the wee fellow, it brings a grin to my face and I imagine that he'd be a hit at parties if you dressed him in a funny costume and had him do goofy stuff.
Nov 18, 2009 4:29pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:29 PM
Cleveland Buck wrote:
I'm not computer literate enough to do it, but that would be funnier if it said, "It takes less digging to bury them."
Nov 18, 2009 4:29pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:30 PM
That made me really lol.
Nov 18, 2009 4:30pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:31 PM
better question...would you date a midget?
Nov 18, 2009 4:31pm
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Nov 18, 2009 4:46 PM
j_crazy wrote:
Cleveland Buck wrote:
I'm not computer literate enough to do it, but that would be funnier if it said, "It takes less digging to bury them."
That may be the funniest shit I've read in 9 days.
Nov 18, 2009 4:46pm
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Nov 18, 2009 5:35 PM
j_crazy wrote: they're not real. you can do whatever you want with them

I once had one as a pet, then I got bored and my dad flushed it down the toilet for me.
I lol'd. Very, very much.
Nov 18, 2009 5:35pm
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Nov 18, 2009 5:37 PM
hahaha this is classic.
Nov 18, 2009 5:37pm
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Nov 18, 2009 5:40 PM
There was a midget convention at a hotel my buddy works at. I heard it was some pretty creepy stuff lol. I wouldnt mind taggin a midget though. Shit would be crazy!!
Nov 18, 2009 5:40pm
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Nov 18, 2009 5:46 PM
I don't know where'd you hire them at.
Nov 18, 2009 5:46pm
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Nov 18, 2009 6:51 PM
I freaking love little people, I want one!!
Nov 18, 2009 6:51pm
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Nov 18, 2009 7:20 PM
Back when I lived in Chicago we hired a midget from Milwaukee to go bar hopping with us in BFE Illinois on a party bus for a friends birthday. He wore a sombrero that had chips and salsa on it and walked around. It was awesome!
Nov 18, 2009 7:20pm
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Nov 18, 2009 8:37 PM
joebaseball wrote: Back when I lived in Chicago we hired a midget from Milwaukee to go bar hopping with us in BFE Illinois on a party bus for a friends birthday. He wore a sombrero that had chips and salsa on it and walked around. It was awesome!
That's a great idea. I wish I would have thought of that for this weekend. It's probably too late to track down a midget now.
Nov 18, 2009 8:37pm
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Nov 18, 2009 8:47 PM


http://www.jollydwarf.com/Home.html

This guy's probably a little pricey considering his celebrity status but it might be worth looking into for your party needs.
Nov 18, 2009 8:47pm