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Tiger's Newest Conquest: His Neighbor's Young Daughter!

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IggyPride00

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Apr 7, 2010 11:36 PM
I find it amazing none of these girls got pregnant.

He slept with at least 20 different women we know of, and according to the ones who have talked Tiger never wore condoms.

Either he mastered the "pull and pray" method in a way which has evaded mankind for centuries now, or he is the luckiest guy ever because I can't imagine any of these women would have willingly aborted a child knowing the goldmine it represented had they gotten pregnant accidentally.
Apr 7, 2010 11:36pm
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Apr 7, 2010 11:39 PM
IggyPride00 wrote: I find it amazing none of these girls got pregnant.

He slept with at least 20 different women we know of, and according to the ones who have talked Tiger never wore condoms.

Either he mastered the "pull and pray" method in a way which has evaded mankind for centuries now, or he is the luckiest guy ever because I can't imagine any of these women would have willingly aborted a child knowing the goldmine it represented had they gotten pregnant accidentally.
Could be shooting blanks but I doubt that too.
Apr 7, 2010 11:39pm
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IggyPride00

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Apr 7, 2010 11:40 PM
gerb131 wrote:
IggyPride00 wrote: I find it amazing none of these girls got pregnant.

He slept with at least 20 different women we know of, and according to the ones who have talked Tiger never wore condoms.

Either he mastered the "pull and pray" method in a way which has evaded mankind for centuries now, or he is the luckiest guy ever because I can't imagine any of these women would have willingly aborted a child knowing the goldmine it represented had they gotten pregnant accidentally.
Could be shooting blanks but I doubt that too.
He's had 2 kids with his wife in the past 4 years, can't be shooting blanks.
Apr 7, 2010 11:40pm
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Apr 7, 2010 11:42 PM
Could be shooting blanks but I doubt that too.
He has kids.

Apr 7, 2010 11:42pm
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enigmaax

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Apr 7, 2010 11:42 PM
Maybe the rule was that if you're a mistress you only get the a.c.
Apr 7, 2010 11:42pm
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gerb131

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Apr 7, 2010 11:43 PM
IggyPride00 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
IggyPride00 wrote: I find it amazing none of these girls got pregnant.

He slept with at least 20 different women we know of, and according to the ones who have talked Tiger never wore condoms.

Either he mastered the "pull and pray" method in a way which has evaded mankind for centuries now, or he is the luckiest guy ever because I can't imagine any of these women would have willingly aborted a child knowing the goldmine it represented had they gotten pregnant accidentally.
Could be shooting blanks but I doubt that too.
He's had 2 kids with his wife in the past 4 years, can't be shooting blanks.
Maybe he got cut after that you never know. I just can't imagine him not getting one of them pregnant and especially for the reasons you mentioned above with all the cash you know one of those hoes wanted Tigers baby.
Apr 7, 2010 11:43pm
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Apr 7, 2010 11:48 PM
gerb131 wrote:
IggyPride00 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
IggyPride00 wrote: I find it amazing none of these girls got pregnant.

He slept with at least 20 different women we know of, and according to the ones who have talked Tiger never wore condoms.

Either he mastered the "pull and pray" method in a way which has evaded mankind for centuries now, or he is the luckiest guy ever because I can't imagine any of these women would have willingly aborted a child knowing the goldmine it represented had they gotten pregnant accidentally.
Could be shooting blanks but I doubt that too.
He's had 2 kids with his wife in the past 4 years, can't be shooting blanks.
Maybe he got cut after that you never know. I just can't imagine him not getting one of them pregnant and especially for the reasons you mentioned above with all the cash you know one of those hoes wanted Tigers baby.
With all the crap ESPN puts on the air about Tiger, I can guarantee that the news he had a vasectomy would have been a lead story.
Apr 7, 2010 11:48pm
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Apr 7, 2010 11:50 PM
True that. Maybe that was part of his rehab lol
Apr 7, 2010 11:50pm
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Apr 7, 2010 11:58 PM
Hell, he wasn't he banging these chicks even before his kids were born?
Apr 7, 2010 11:58pm
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Apr 8, 2010 12:06 AM
This brings a whole new meaning to a block party...
Apr 8, 2010 12:06am
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Apr 8, 2010 12:13 AM
blame obama
Apr 8, 2010 12:13am
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Apr 8, 2010 2:31 AM
Heretic wrote: I laughed at the part of the article that said she was furious she was just another conquest. WTF did she expect? He's Fuckmaster T and you're a set of spread legs that's getting tapped because you're conveniently next door.
That is by far the greatest line I've heard in a while.
Apr 8, 2010 2:31am
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Apr 8, 2010 7:15 AM
CinciX12 wrote: So as the dad of this girl do you go over and beat Tiger's ass? I'd probably be conflicted haha.
Why would the Dad want to beat Tiger's ass?

I think the Dad needs to look a little more at himself and the job he did as a father installing a sense of self-worth in his daughter. He should beat his own ass.
Apr 8, 2010 7:15am
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Apr 8, 2010 7:19 AM
IIRC the one pornstar who keeps popping up with Gloria Allred said she had a miscarriage.
Apr 8, 2010 7:19am
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Apr 8, 2010 7:27 AM
How would she have known it was Tiger's? She's a pornstar which would equate to having more nuts than Planters.
Apr 8, 2010 7:27am
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Apr 8, 2010 7:36 AM
OhioChatter seems to have dissolved into a version of National Enquirer and at least for me, I guess my "inquiring Mind" isn't all that interested in keeping track of alleged or actual involvements involving Tiger Woods. Let's play golf and let the Woods family work their issues out without our unwanted intervention.
Apr 8, 2010 7:36am
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Apr 8, 2010 7:44 AM
Tiger = Alley Cat
Apr 8, 2010 7:44am
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ksig489

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Apr 8, 2010 8:27 AM
It is funny that he kept his 20+ mistresses a secret from each other but the one woman he wanted to keep them secret from he failed. That is some serious bad luck. What are the odds that the guys is sleeping with 20 women and it is his wife who discovers it.

And before someone posts them...the odds are 1 in 20...it was a rhetorical question.
Apr 8, 2010 8:27am
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Apr 8, 2010 8:58 AM
Actually, I think Tiger did a pretty good job keeping them a secret. With the way the media covers athletes/celebrities 24/7 anymore, I would have thought someone would have had pictures of him on the prowl before.

Speaking from personal experience, I once screwed around with another girl when I was dating another. It did not take long for the word to get around. They didn't even live in the same town or share common friends.
Apr 8, 2010 8:58am
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Apr 8, 2010 11:44 AM
rmolin73 wrote: She's a pornstar which would equate to having more nuts than Planters.
Now thats funny, I don't care who you are.
Apr 8, 2010 11:44am
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Shane Falco

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Apr 8, 2010 3:05 PM
Maybe they could rename the gated community where he lives to Johnsonville!
With the slogan "You don't need your grill here"
Apr 8, 2010 3:05pm
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Apr 8, 2010 4:57 PM
Fuckmaster T, might be the greatest name ever! LOL!!!!!!!
Apr 8, 2010 4:57pm