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So, I'm 99% sure that I'm going to hell.

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superman

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Apr 6, 2010 1:46 PM
Great story J-Crazy. I've gone off on people like that too. I'm just usually more sarcastic.
Apr 6, 2010 1:46pm
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berry

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Apr 6, 2010 1:47 PM
Old dude obviously cut you some slack.

Normally you woulda been knocked shitless and then covered in produce.
Apr 6, 2010 1:47pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 6, 2010 1:50 PM
chs_redskins wrote: if you don't want to go to hell, you should attend a church, and talk to their pastor and tell him that you want to accept jesus into your heart and get saved. Hell is not where you want to spend life.
Thanks I'll jet right over to the church



:)
Apr 6, 2010 1:50pm
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Heretic

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Apr 6, 2010 1:54 PM
Fab1b wrote:
chs_redskins wrote: if you don't want to go to hell, you should attend a church, and talk to their pastor and tell him that you want to accept jesus into your heart and get saved. Hell is not where you want to spend life.
Thanks I'll jet right over to the church



:)
Yeah...me too... Especially if it's a Presbyterian one, so I can be a fucking asshole, too. L-O-FUCKING-L!!!!!
Apr 6, 2010 1:54pm
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SnotBubbles

Apr 6, 2010 1:54 PM
This may be the best actual "story" I've read on here.

One question though, that I'm surprised no one asked....did j_baby stop crying when j_crazy started erupting?
Apr 6, 2010 1:54pm
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j_crazy

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Apr 6, 2010 1:56 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: This may be the best actual "story" I've read on here.

One question though, that I'm surprised no one asked....did j_baby stop crying when j_crazy started erupting?
yes it was as if she was in shock.
Apr 6, 2010 1:56pm
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Apple

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Apr 6, 2010 1:57 PM
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Jughead

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Apr 6, 2010 1:58 PM
:D
Epic story!

Only a 37% chance you are going to hell if the couple were Presbyterian...still 99% if they weren't.
Apr 6, 2010 1:58pm
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SQ_Crazies

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Apr 6, 2010 2:00 PM
Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.

This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
Apr 6, 2010 2:00pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:05 PM
Great story. Im pretty sure hells gonna be fun cause it seems like a lot more peoples gonna be there lol.
Apr 6, 2010 2:05pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:07 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.

This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAO

Apr 6, 2010 2:07pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:08 PM
2quik4u wrote:
LJ wrote:
2quik4u wrote:
LJ wrote: I would've pulled my gat and popped a few rounds into the air and yell "you wanna fuck me with me mother fucker, i'm fuckin crazy!!!".....

Oh wait that's how I chase unwanted hunters off of my property.
your so cool
you're

and they still keep trespassing, acting like the craziest person in the county doesn't keep them away, so what do you suggest I do?
thanks for the correction, but if you really act like that one day you may run into the wrong hunter who doesnt run away
Well, if you are breaking the law by trespassing (which means you are poaching as well) and decide to take shots at me on my property....
Apr 6, 2010 2:08pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:11 PM
Fab1b wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.

This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAO

I thought this was America!
Apr 6, 2010 2:11pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:13 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
Fab1b wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Hahahaha, that's awesome! Good for you.

This just reminds me of the baseball dads from South Park.
One of my favorite episodes for sure, Randy drunk at little league games "guess that's my guy"!! LMAO

I thought this was America!
God I love that episode. It was on WGN the other night. BTW if you do Netflix they have almost all the South Park seasons on streaming
Apr 6, 2010 2:13pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:14 PM
LJ wrote:
2quik4u wrote:
LJ wrote:
2quik4u wrote:
LJ wrote: I would've pulled my gat and popped a few rounds into the air and yell "you wanna fuck me with me mother fucker, i'm fuckin crazy!!!".....

Oh wait that's how I chase unwanted hunters off of my property.
your so cool
you're

and they still keep trespassing, acting like the craziest person in the county doesn't keep them away, so what do you suggest I do?
thanks for the correction, but if you really act like that one day you may run into the wrong hunter who doesnt run away
Well, if you are breaking the law by trespassing (which means you are poaching as well) and decide to take shots at me on my property....
You never said before someone took shots at you
Apr 6, 2010 2:14pm
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Glory Days

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Apr 6, 2010 2:14 PM
wow, you havent even received the "cool story bro" line yet haha. if anything, i bet jesus himself was laughing at this. and the question is, do any chatters want to fess up to being ole boy?
Apr 6, 2010 2:14pm
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Swamp Fox

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Apr 6, 2010 2:16 PM
I've been teaching for 42 years in public school and I've been married for 44 years this coming summer. How bad can hell be?
Apr 6, 2010 2:16pm
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LJ

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Apr 6, 2010 2:16 PM
Glory Days wrote: wow, you havent even received the "cool story bro" line yet haha. if anything, i bet jesus himself was laughing at this. and the question is, do any chatters want to fess up to being ole boy?
I'll confess to it in places where I don't think crying babies belong, but not in a freaking grocery store
Apr 6, 2010 2:16pm
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Apr 6, 2010 2:19 PM
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Heelz

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Apr 6, 2010 2:26 PM
Haha 1st off I think this story is great. 2nd you should have ended the conversation with one of these
Apr 6, 2010 2:26pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 6, 2010 2:27 PM
Laughed my butt off. THanks for sharing.
Apr 6, 2010 2:27pm
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gerb131

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Apr 6, 2010 2:36 PM
That was funny, I needed that.
Apr 6, 2010 2:36pm
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Tiernan

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Apr 6, 2010 3:08 PM
I woulda smacked you and your insolent brat upside the head. But that's mostly because I really have never found anything you post to be funny or relevent not because your idiot spawn was bawling its eyes out.
Apr 6, 2010 3:08pm
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Apr 6, 2010 3:11 PM
Tiernan wrote: I woulda smacked you and your insolent brat upside the head. But that's mostly because I really have never found anything you post to be funny or relevent not because your idiot spawn was bawling its eyes out.
It'd be funny to watch you get your ass beat by a dude in an engineering shirt at a grocery store.
Apr 6, 2010 3:11pm
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Apr 6, 2010 3:12 PM
Tiernan wrote: I woulda smacked you and your insolent brat upside the head. But that's mostly because I really have never found anything you post to be funny or relevent not because your idiot spawn was bawling its eyes out.
Oh shit! We got a Presbyterian on this thread now!
Apr 6, 2010 3:12pm