Pompous, arrogant assholes who not only pretend to know it all, but make sure you know it by using big words when 'smaller' ones will do...and no matter what you do or where you go, they've done it better--always.

posted by justincredible

Anyone that looks at their phone while driving, stopped or otherwise. 

BINGO!!!!

Anyone who blocks the left half of an escalator can burn in hell. 

posted by queencitybuckeye

The Mt. Rushmore of drivers:

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People who by their actions don't understand that entrance ramps are also known as acceleration lanes.

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Bingo!

Be at/near Highway speed when you enter the Highway.