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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Oct 29, 2013 8:13 AM
1_beast;1525327 wrote:I must ask..are you fat? Do you eat fries? Do you waddle? Do you eat fast food? A low fucking rating fry cook has a job, is he/she bitter off on welfare? (so you can bust their ass for that?)? FYI dealing meth pays damn good...if you dont get high onyour own supply. Obviously you dont have the business mind. Tell your mom I'll be by with her "fix" in an hour or two.
You were drunk when you tried to type this, weren't you? To answer you questions.

Am I fat? No.
Do I eat fries? Maybe 2-3 times during the course of this calendar year. But not regularly.
Waddle? Lol, no.
Do I eat fast food? Only when completely unavoidable, but try to avoid putting that shit in my body.
Are they better/bitter off on welfare? Well, if they're a fry cook and not a bored teenager, they're probably on welfare with a couple illegitimate kids, so that's a moot point.
Oct 29, 2013 8:13am
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Oct 29, 2013 10:23 AM
hasbeen;1525192 wrote:I haven't shaved since August. It's a football beard and will not shave until the program I coach for loses.
So, this weekend?
Oct 29, 2013 10:23am
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Oct 29, 2013 10:39 AM
I have a mustache already.. for the past 45 years
I sometime let it go long on the sides down past my chin and down the neck area or I just don't trim it and it grows over my top lip.
Oct 29, 2013 10:39am
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Oct 29, 2013 11:18 AM
Belly35;1525453 wrote:I have a mustache already.. for the past 45 years
I sometime let it go long on the sides down past my chin and down the neck area or I just don't trim it and it grows over my top lip.
Now that leads to a good question: What does a person with a mustache do for Movember. Grow it out more, like to Wyatt Earp levels? Or do they have to shave it Oct. 31 to grow it out again in November?
Oct 29, 2013 11:18am
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
Oct 29, 2013 11:34 AM
Heretic;1525489 wrote:Now that leads to a good question: What does a person with a mustache do for Movember. Grow it out more, like to Wyatt Earp levels? Or do they have to shave it Oct. 31 to grow it out again in November?
There would be a snowball chance in hell I would shave my mustache ever...
Oct 29, 2013 11:34am
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TedSheckler

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3,974 posts
Oct 29, 2013 12:07 PM
Belly35;1525453 wrote:I have a mustache already.. for the past 45 years
I sometime let it go long on the sides down past my chin and down the neck area or I just don't trim it and it grows over my top lip.
Mofovember?
Oct 29, 2013 12:07pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Oct 29, 2013 12:20 PM
thavoice;1525439 wrote:So, this weekend?
It's possible, but we haven't lost yet so hopefully that continues.
Oct 29, 2013 12:20pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Oct 29, 2013 1:19 PM
hasbeen;1525535 wrote:It's possible, but we haven't lost yet so hopefully that continues.
Serious contender for the title this year?
Oct 29, 2013 1:19pm
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Iliketurtles

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8,191 posts
Oct 29, 2013 2:00 PM
ts1227;1525166 wrote:I'll be 28 in December and can't grow anything more than a rapestache and the beginnings of a neck beard, so no.
Same here. Only I won't turn 28 in December. But the rest is true.
Oct 29, 2013 2:00pm
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Terry_Tate

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Oct 29, 2013 2:05 PM
ts1227;1525166 wrote:I'll be 28 in December and can't grow anything more than a rapestache and the beginnings of a neck beard, so no.
What day is your birthday? I turn 28 in December as well.

And no chance in hell I'm growing a mustache. I go with what COA said, just trim the beard short once or twice a week. It is glorious not having to shave.
Oct 29, 2013 2:05pm
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ohiobucks1

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4,915 posts
Oct 29, 2013 2:38 PM
Heretic;1525489 wrote:Now that leads to a good question: What does a person with a mustache do for Movember. Grow it out more, like to Wyatt Earp levels? Or do they have to shave it Oct. 31 to grow it out again in November?

Pretty sure they are told to turn it into a handlebar stach
Oct 29, 2013 2:38pm