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Commander of Awesome

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Apr 17, 2013 5:55 PM
Pick6;1427500 wrote:blue balls.
He is married, so its possible.
Apr 17, 2013 5:55pm
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Apr 17, 2013 5:56 PM
ernest_t_bass;1427445 wrote:Pics

/CCRunner
Reported for harassment.
Apr 17, 2013 5:56pm
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hilliardfan

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Apr 17, 2013 6:08 PM
I get kidney stones like most people get candy. I've had/passed about 15 of them since my first one in July 2009. Every time it feels like I've been kicked in the groin and it just won't stop hurting. Fortunately, I've never experienced the back pain. For the worse ones I've also been nauseated (sp?) and needed to go to ER for MRI or xrays. Percoset is my best friend during the most severe ones.
Apr 17, 2013 6:08pm
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Apr 17, 2013 6:45 PM
Certified letter
Apr 17, 2013 6:45pm
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Apr 17, 2013 6:49 PM
Commander of Awesome;1427641 wrote:Only known cure is amputation. Bummer dude.


You just wanna take it to the taxidermist, have it stuffed, and sleep with it at night like your own little tedd....er, I mean, Peter Bear.
Apr 17, 2013 6:49pm
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hasbeen

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Apr 17, 2013 6:50 PM
I pissed blood in early February. Like, a lot of it. I'm fine though.
Apr 17, 2013 6:50pm
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Apr 17, 2013 7:46 PM
Tell the Mrs to quit dropping her purse.
Apr 17, 2013 7:46pm
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Apr 17, 2013 8:25 PM
Hope everything is ok

/scrotumprayers
Apr 17, 2013 8:25pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 17, 2013 9:24 PM
justincredible;1427421 wrote:But I haven't been kicked in the nuts. WTF is going on? It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. Am I dying?
Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. 4-12 after three years chud will be fired along with banner and Lombardi then we will switch back to the 4-3.
Apr 17, 2013 9:24pm
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Apr 17, 2013 10:22 PM
Could be aids, could be blue balls. Hope it's not aids justin.
Apr 17, 2013 10:22pm
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WebFire

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Apr 17, 2013 10:29 PM
Another vote for kidney stones. When I had them, it felt like I was repeatedly kicked in the balls. I also had abdominal pain, but no back pain.
Apr 17, 2013 10:29pm
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Apr 17, 2013 10:34 PM
The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
Apr 17, 2013 10:34pm
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Apr 17, 2013 10:47 PM
justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.

You do reelize obamas runs them doctirs.
Apr 17, 2013 10:47pm
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Apr 17, 2013 10:49 PM
justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.

Do you do a nether region self examination regularly? No seriously.
Apr 17, 2013 10:49pm
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Apr 17, 2013 10:52 PM
chicago510;1427861 wrote:Do you do a nether region self examination regularly? No seriously.
I mean, I'm constantly handling my balls. I've never noticed anything odd down there before.
Apr 17, 2013 10:52pm
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like_that

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Apr 17, 2013 11:08 PM
Sounds like you need a release. Try having sex with your wife.
Apr 17, 2013 11:08pm
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Apr 17, 2013 11:16 PM
like_that;1427871 wrote:Sounds like you need a release. Try having sex with your wife.
I'd rather not.
Apr 17, 2013 11:16pm
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Apr 18, 2013 6:39 AM
justincredible;1427876 wrote:I'd rather not.

Reps
Apr 18, 2013 6:39am
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Apr 18, 2013 8:48 AM
chicago510;1427861 wrote:Do you do a Nethers region self examination regularly? No seriously.
Pun intended???
Apr 18, 2013 8:48am
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hilliardfan

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Apr 18, 2013 8:59 AM
justincredible;1427835 wrote:The pain went away. If it comes back I am definitely going to the doctor. I might make an appointment anyway now that I'm 30 and outside of one trip to the hospital I haven't been to the doctor since I was 18.
If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
Hope this helps!
Apr 18, 2013 8:59am
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Apr 18, 2013 9:14 AM
hilliardfan;1427989 wrote:If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
Hope this helps!
I'm terrified of kidney stones. This does not help. :(
Apr 18, 2013 9:14am
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Apr 18, 2013 9:15 AM
justincredible;1427994 wrote:I'm terrified of kidney stones. This does not help. :(
I bet they're muslim!
Apr 18, 2013 9:15am
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Apr 18, 2013 9:18 AM
ernest_t_bass;1427995 wrote:I bet they're muslim!
The only info we have right now is that they are dark skinned.
Apr 18, 2013 9:18am
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Sonofanump

Apr 18, 2013 9:52 AM
hilliardfan;1427989 wrote:If it's a kidney stone the pain will be back. The pain subsides once the stone settles in an area but once it starts moving again, it's back! The first stone I had took 9 weeks to pass. The rest have been considerably quicker with the exception of the two that were medically removed.
Hope this helps!
I must have been lucky, mine passed after 3 hours. Pain only lasted an hour, the actually passing did not hurt, it was when it moved from one area to another that I dropped on the ground like a little girl into the fetal position.
Apr 18, 2013 9:52am