How Does One Obtain a Dregree?

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Apr 29, 2011 3:29 PM
O-Trap;753802 wrote: Eh, you get a good, thick, black smoke with babies. It's great if you're cooking on the fire, but babies don't burn as hot.
If they are smoking thick and black, you need to add an accelerant like napalm. ( gasoline will do in a pinch ).

I also find that a couple of fluffy puppies or kittens make the fire a bit more visually appealing.
Apr 29, 2011 3:29pm
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Apr 29, 2011 3:30 PM
Thick, black, smoking babies? LOOK AT WHAT WELFARE IS DOING TO THIS COUNTRY.
Apr 29, 2011 3:30pm
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Apr 29, 2011 3:31 PM
O-Trap;752318 wrote: By the way, I'm curious about sleeper's hate for a BA. He knows that doesn't necessarily mean someone is an art major, correct?

A BA in business is worthless.
Apr 29, 2011 3:31pm
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Apr 29, 2011 3:33 PM
Thick, black, smoking babies? LOOK AT WHAT WELFARE IS DOING TO THIS COUNTRY.
Well... the skinny ones are faster, and harder to catch. Plus they dont burn quite as long....
Apr 29, 2011 3:33pm
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Apr 29, 2011 7:01 PM
Thread Bomber;754520 wrote:If they are smoking thick and black, you need to add an accelerant like napalm. ( gasoline will do in a pinch ).

I also find that a couple of fluffy puppies or kittens make the fire a bit more visually appealing.
Yeah, in my spare time, when I'm not building a bonfire with prenatal infants I've stolen from roofied mothers-to-be ... or overturning quadriplegics in wheelchairs ... I like to drown the fluffy kittens in turpentine and run over puppies with the lawnmower.
gorocks99;754523 wrote:Thick, black, smoking babies? LOOK AT WHAT WELFARE IS DOING TO THIS COUNTRY.
lol'd
sleeper;754526 wrote:A BA in business is worthless.
Ah, didn't catch the major. I can't attest to that so much.
Thread Bomber;754528 wrote:Well... the skinny ones are faster, and harder to catch. Plus they dont burn quite as long....

Yeah, but when you pick one up and smoke it, it gives a nicer, tighter draw.
Apr 29, 2011 7:01pm
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Apr 29, 2011 7:05 PM
sleeper;754526 wrote:A BA in business is worthless.

Fair enough.
Apr 29, 2011 7:05pm
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May 4, 2011 10:20 AM
We need Darby back on here!
May 4, 2011 10:20am
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May 4, 2011 10:32 AM
darbypitcher22;751735 wrote:its a fairly simple process.

Go to class.

Read your assignments.

Study.

Do homework.

Four easy steps to earning a degree.

Clearly comprehensive reading isn't though.
May 4, 2011 10:32am
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May 4, 2011 10:35 AM
One more push (vote) for this to be in the "HOF" forum :D Tooting my own horn :D
May 4, 2011 10:35am
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May 4, 2011 10:36 AM
I think we have to wait and see if Darby returns to the thread before this is HOF worthy. We don't want to dilute the HOF so early.
May 4, 2011 10:36am
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May 4, 2011 11:18 AM
dwccrew;759316 wrote:I think we have to wait and see if Darby returns to the thread before this is HOF worthy. We don't want to dilute the HOF so early.

Correct. Also, the thread must retire before it can be inducted (i.e. auto-lock after 30 days).
May 4, 2011 11:18am
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May 4, 2011 11:19 AM
i'm pretty sure he ducked out once he figured it out. he'll claim he hasn't returned to the thread, but he he has. I guarantee he has and is shamed to post here.
May 4, 2011 11:19am
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May 4, 2011 11:20 AM
and if he should return to this thread, the most appropriate response for him would be something along the lines of:

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
May 4, 2011 11:20am
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May 4, 2011 11:23 AM
justincredible;759397 wrote:Correct. Also, the thread must retire before it can be inducted (i.e. auto-lock after 30 days).

Damn, so I shouldn't have bumped it! lol.
May 4, 2011 11:23am
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May 4, 2011 11:32 AM
ernest_t_bass;759407 wrote:Damn, so I shouldn't have bumped it! lol.

or any of your other 42312895601356013956810-8561-51356105613561 threads
May 4, 2011 11:32am
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May 4, 2011 11:33 AM
coyotes22;759419 wrote:or any of your other 42312895601356013956810-8561-51356105613561 threads

Winning!
May 4, 2011 11:33am
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May 4, 2011 11:34 AM
ernest_t_bass;759422 wrote:Winning!

Duh!
May 4, 2011 11:34am
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May 4, 2011 1:34 PM
ernest_t_bass;759407 wrote:Damn, so I shouldn't have bumped it! lol.

Apparently this thread needs a "Four Easy Steps to Earning a HOF Thread" tutorial.
May 4, 2011 1:34pm
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May 4, 2011 2:23 PM
To be one, ask one.
May 4, 2011 2:23pm
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May 4, 2011 3:06 PM
bLuE_71;759623 wrote:To be one, ask one.

Ha
May 4, 2011 3:06pm
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May 4, 2011 3:19 PM
ernest_t_bass;759407 wrote:Damn, so I shouldn't have bumped it! lol.

Nothing wrong with ETBing a thread every now and then. ;)
May 4, 2011 3:19pm
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May 4, 2011 4:06 PM
Must not be a big deal to you guys but I'm going to celebrate a huge achievement in my life this weekend.
May 4, 2011 4:06pm
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May 4, 2011 4:08 PM
darbypitcher22;759717 wrote:Must not be a big deal to you guys but I'm going to celebrate a huge achievement in my life this weekend.

May 4, 2011 4:08pm
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May 4, 2011 4:09 PM
darbypitcher22;759717 wrote:Must not be a big deal to you guys but I'm going to celebrate a huge achievement in my life this weekend.

Does someone need to SPELL it out for you?
May 4, 2011 4:09pm
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May 4, 2011 4:10 PM
darbypitcher22;759717 wrote:Must not be a big deal to you guys but I'm going to celebrate a huge achievement in my life this weekend.

I'm guessing learning to tie your shoes was a big achievement as well. Maybe one day you can mark off getting laid as part of your lifetime achievments, you just need to start start being an asshole to women. You know, like the ones you always complain about on here?
May 4, 2011 4:10pm