I Stepped on a Garden Rake in Sandals...

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ernest_t_bass

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May 5, 2010 2:30 PM
I Wear Pants wrote: Belly make a very good points. Put som damned shoe on.
Fixed.
May 5, 2010 2:30pm
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sej

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May 5, 2010 2:36 PM
You've already seen the light, but I was going to tell you that even though your shot is still good it is recommended you get another one after a puncture wound like what you had. It's all fun and games until someone gets lockjaw!
May 5, 2010 2:36pm
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Heretic

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May 5, 2010 2:39 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote:"daddy, I don't want you to go to Heaven..." :(
I don't think he has to worry about you and heaven.
gorocks99 wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote: My wife tells me it's an inch..
You get told that a lot? :D
I should have been paying more attention to this thread. Those are great replies that I wish I had made.
May 5, 2010 2:39pm
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SnotBubbles

May 5, 2010 3:47 PM
I made the "my wife tells me it's an inch" joke! Maybe I wasn't clear, but I was making a small penis joke about myself.
May 5, 2010 3:47pm
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Fab1b

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May 5, 2010 3:50 PM
Take a pic of this wound!!
May 5, 2010 3:50pm
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darbypitcher22

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May 5, 2010 5:57 PM
I might have gone and got it checked at the ER, but that's just me. Sounds like you're surviving ok though.
May 5, 2010 5:57pm
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GoChiefs

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May 5, 2010 6:21 PM
I Wear Pants wrote: Belly makes a very good point. Put some damned shoes on.
:huh: How in the hell were you able to interpret what point he was trying to make?? :D

But yeah, I would have done the same thing, not gone to the ER. Of course, as was already mentioned, I wouldn't have been retarded enough to step on a fucking rake either. :)
May 5, 2010 6:21pm
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mcburg93

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May 5, 2010 7:17 PM
how many times does it take a wls grad to learn how to lay a rake down? for some reason i bet this wont be the last time we here about him stepping on a rake. by the way you should go to the er and have it checked and cleaned infections are no fun.
May 5, 2010 7:17pm
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Speedofsand

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May 5, 2010 7:21 PM
What a coincidence. I wore sandals to Publix today and bought carrots.
May 5, 2010 7:21pm
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tk421

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May 5, 2010 7:46 PM
I could have swore the thread title said you stepped on a garden snake. :P
May 5, 2010 7:46pm
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Jughead

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May 5, 2010 9:00 PM
The only thing I thought of when I read the title of this thread was the infamous Sideshow Bob skit from the episode Cape Feare of The Simpsons.

Nevertheless, I cannot find the video anywhere on Youtube...at least in English.
May 5, 2010 9:00pm