posted by friendfromlowry
Quoted for the lolz. But of all the thing he's terribly mistaken about, his playing days has to be the worst.
He averaged 2 points a game for mighty Washington State, but can beat both LBJ and Jordan one-on-one. If I'm EA or whoever has the NBA license, I'd be including him in the game as an Easter Egg character and giving him the sort of overall ratings that, in Madden, they give kickers for all the blocking, tackling, rushing, etc. stats and publish a trailer with his character going against LBJ. Bonus points if, because LeBron is a Laker now, they show him brutally dunking on LaVar and then pan to the bench to show Lonzo cheering.