I'm a lil terrified of this virus, I won't lie. I've never had the flu, bronchitis or pneumonia, and I get a cold once every two or three years. I have no idea what it would feel like or how my body would handle it, and it all seems completely random anyway. 

Fuck you, sports. Glad you're doing ok.

posted by QuakerOats

 

They need to flatten the curve.

Cordon off the 3-4 bad places, hand out more weapons, tell em they have until 1 May to settle all scores and then collect the dead, arrest those who survive and move on.

Maybe that will clean up that cesspool shithole city

posted by ernest_t_bass

Fuck you, sports. Glad you're doing ok.

: )