What have you done that you're confident..

I've partied for 28 hrs straight. 

posted by BRF

Two vasectomies. 

Been there done that.

Working in healthcare, been through probably over a hundred births. Resuscitated babies that come out with no respiratory effort or heart beat. Saved most of them, lost a few. 

posted by friendfromlowry

Working in healthcare, been through probably over a hundred births. Resuscitated babies that come out with no respiratory effort or heart beat. Saved most of them, lost a few. 

That’s both exhilarating and awful

posted by Automatik

I've partied for 28 hrs straight. 

lol weak.  

Have driven a Ferrari.    

I got my start driving on the roads (rural roads, but still public) when I was 10 or 11, following my grandfather from farm to farm (he was on the tractor, I was in the truck).

posted by justincredible

I got my start driving on the roads (rural roads, but still public) when I was 10 or 11, following my grandfather from farm to farm (he was on the tractor, I was in the truck).

Your not alone here 

As a kid i got dragged behind a roped steer. I'm sure it probably looked like something from a comedy movie.

Jumped out of an airplane 9 times including once in Africa.

Lost my virginity in a tree house.

iB4 "what was his name?"

posted by ernest_t_bass

Lost my virginity in a tree house.

iB4 "what was his name?"

Loaded veal calves on the way to slaughter.  

posted by justincredible

Had a 5 minute conversation with Jose Canseco about human clones.

I'm being completely serious - that's just about the GOAT "cool story, bro"

posted by gut

I'm being completely serious - that's just about the GOAT "cool story, bro"

He was a nice, but weird, dude.

Managed a 5 star restaurant in California, which is besides NYC, the hardest place to get to that bench mark in the US.

Haven’t done much unique, but flew Business Class/ 1st to India (16 hour flight) (ticket was about $10k)

posted by CenterBHSFan

Managed a 5 star restaurant in California, which is besides NYC, the hardest place to get to that bench mark in the US.

So why aren't you STILL?

Got a ride in a 1967 427 Ford Cobra ( not a Mustang) the rare sports car. Flat out on a two lane highway 175 to 180 miles an hour. telephone poles looked like a wall. The year was 1967.  After all these years still the fastest I have gone on a public highway.  

Disarmed three 4 duce mortor rounds that cooked off in a fire fight.

posted by HOF on coattails

lol weak.  

Have driven a Ferrari.    

I've driven a Ferrari on multiple occasions. Try again.