The midlife crisis

posted by justincredible

I’m hoping by the time I’m 50 a certain percentage of my bitcoin will allow me to get my ‘63 Corvette split window dream car. 

What about your 443 Larkin cards?

Or all the money you’re making off here

posted by Ironman92

What about your 443 Larkin cards?

I’m at 1200ish but may sell them soon anyway.

posted by friendfromlowry

Or all the money you’re making off here

$60/yr plus tips doesn’t go as far as it used to. I did make a decent bit the first few years but have nothing to show for it.

posted by justincredible

 I did make a decent bit the first few years but have nothing to show for it.

posted by justincredible

I’m at 1200ish but may sell them soon anyway.

Lol don’t 

My wife is 41, and at the age of 40, decided to have an affair and tear our family apart.  Does that count?

posted by ernest_t_bass

My wife is 41, and at the age of 40, decided to have an affair and tear our family apart.  Does that count?

I mean.. it does for her. Now its your turn.

posted by ernest_t_bass

My wife is 41, and at the age of 40, decided to have an affair and tear our family apart.  Does that count?

posted by ernest_t_bass

My wife is 41, and at the age of 40, decided to have an affair and tear our family apart.  Does that count?

posted by ernest_t_bass

My wife is 41, and at the age of 40, decided to have an affair and tear our family apart.  Does that count?

I would have went on a tear through her whole friend group.  

Cool of you guys to bring this back up for Ernest

posted by Fletch

I would have went on a tear through her whole friend group.  

I bet you would ke-mo sah-bee.  Nevertheless, I doubt any woman would similarly cross you.  Too much bad ass to risk the fallout. 

posted by Fletch

I would have went on a tear through her whole friend group.  

So, you'd follow up on the whole loss of self-esteem from your wife banging another dude by subsequently getting laughed at and rejected by all of her friends? Sounds like a plan!

posted by Ironman92

Cool of you guys to bring this back up for Ernest

I have a new lady friend.  All good here.  

posted by ernest_t_bass

I have a new lady friend.  All good here.  

We’ll done.  Still think you should have followed Spock’s advice.  It’s always sound.

posted by Dr Winston O'Boogie

We’ll done.  Still think you should have followed Spock’s advice.  It’s always sound.

She didn't have too many friends who I would consider "tearing through." 

posted by ernest_t_bass

I have a new lady friend.  All good here.  

Yeah….we need pics

posted by ernest_t_bass

She didn't have too many friends who I would consider "tearing through." 

A Spock “tear through” = 2-3 rape charges, 3-4 sexual assault and battery charges, countless restraining orders and a lifetime sex offender with mandatory reporting classification.