Archive Legit Bad Asses

osudarby08

Posts: 734

Mar 30, 2010 10:01pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80811502/

sonofsam

Posts: 2,052

Mar 30, 2010 10:19pm

Highlander

Sage

Posts: 2,070

Mar 30, 2010 10:25pm

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trackandccrunner

Posts: 1,283

Mar 30, 2010 10:30pm

Bruce Willis!

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enigmaax

Posts: 4,511

Mar 30, 2010 10:34pm

Beatrix "Black Mamba" Kiddo

IggyPride00

Posts: 6,482

Mar 30, 2010 10:35pm

Lemmy Kilmister.

He's 65 years old, still plays loud, plays fast and epitomizes all that is Rock N' Roll. May be the ugliest human being on the planet, and has still managed to nail over 2,000 chicks in his lifetime. His is a level of awesomeness the likes of which few of us could ever dream of attaining.

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Gardens35

Posts: 4,929

Mar 30, 2010 10:39pm

Jack Tatum.

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cat_lover

Posts: 2,388

Mar 30, 2010 10:40pm

Robert Duvall

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Al Capone

Posts: 1,727

Mar 30, 2010 10:47pm

ccrunner609 wrote: Brian Bozworth
Hulk Hogan
Al Capone

What he said.

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Al Capone

Posts: 1,727

Mar 30, 2010 10:48pm

Firad wrote: Chad Ochocinco

Bad asses not big asses.

sonofsam

Posts: 2,052

Mar 30, 2010 10:49pm

Steve Urkel

se-alum

Posts: 13,948

Mar 30, 2010 10:49pm

SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL and now that I look through the thread I see some other made the same mistake.

How do you call someone a "LEGIT" badass when they aren't even real? They aren't even legit people lol.

The OP did state real OR fictional.

The Equalizer

Posts: 1,003

Mar 30, 2010 10:52pm

Ty Cobb

pmoney25

Posts: 1,787

Mar 30, 2010 11:15pm

Uncle Jesse

http://www.wwujd.com/fights.htm

All the proof you need

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Sonofanump

Mar 30, 2010 11:27pm

Both these guys are legit:

Sergeant Alvin York
Bernard Goetz

sonofsam

Posts: 2,052

Mar 30, 2010 11:28pm

This guy... AND Chick... LOL

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I Wear Pants

Posts: 16,223

Mar 31, 2010 12:32am

Who was she?
Vesna Vulovic was a stewardess back in the '70s working on a Serbian airline.

How She Stared Down Death:
Except for surviving countless ass gropings during her time as a stewardess there was really nothing special about this lady. Oh yeah, except for the fact that she fell 33,000 fucking feet and lived to tell the tale.

On January 26, 1972 our gal was working an extra shift due to a clerical error. She took the shift anyway to earn a little extra scratch, probably to supplement her bear-wrestling hobby or something. Anyway, some terrorists decided to blow up her plane and succeeded in doing so at the worst possible time, when the plane was really high up in the air.

Like this, only six miles in the air

Not only did she survive the explosion that blew the plane into pieces, but she was the only person to live after hitting the side of the mountain. Normally this would totally suck by itself, but it was winter so the mountain was also frozen which probably made it feel like she hit it after falling 33,000 and 10 feet.

Now because we're talking about reality and not a cartoon, she did in fact break a bunch of bones and fell into a coma, but when she woke up she looked around and asked for a cigarette. Apparently flipping Death the bird really gives you cravings.

Not convinced? Did we tell you she was left paralyzed ... but then regained her ability to walk through sheer force of will and balls-out effort? She also didn't suffer any of those New Age, sissy boy "psychological effects" either and continued to fly like nothing happened. As a bonus she collected a Guinness World Record for her troubles.

Want to see if you're as tough? No problem all you have to do is jump off the equivalent of 26 Empire State Buildings.

In case you're wondering, a fall like that takes about three minutes, which should be plenty of time to contemplate death (and every single bad decision you've made in your life) and after that, don't forget to live, break your back, fall into a coma, become paralyzed and then recover, which we figure is the hard part.