darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 6:05pm
Since I don't seem to understand the never-ending attraction between really nice girls and douchers, I guess I'll give credit where credit is due.
Congratulations Fuckers.
Congratulations Fuckers.
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Mar 29, 2010 6:07pm
YES YOU AREdarbypitcher22 wrote: I AM A DOUCHE
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 6:18pm
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 29, 2010 6:21pm
I was waiting for that one!!darbypitcher22 wrote:
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Mar 29, 2010 6:21pm
Looks like you are losing Chicks to the guys from Jersey Shore.
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 29, 2010 6:22pm
They can have them, I don't do fat chicks.THE4RINGZ wrote: Looks like you are losing Chicks to the guys from Jersey Shore.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 6:22pm
I lose em to everyone, its not a suprise anymore I guess
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 6:23pm
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 29, 2010 6:29pm
Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 29, 2010 6:30pm
In that case is that a blessing or a curse?DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 6:34pm
its not that at all... i just dont get what really nice girls see in asshole, fuck off poser wannabes who aren't anything close to stable and act like complete idiots every night....
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 29, 2010 6:34pm
I would say both...blowjobs are awesomegerb131 wrote:In that case is that a blessing or a curse?DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 29, 2010 7:03pm
BJ's are even better with no strings attached.DeyDurkie5 wrote:I would say both...blowjobs are awesomegerb131 wrote:In that case is that a blessing or a curse?DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 29, 2010 7:04pm
I see hot chicks loving these posers as well however I would be willing to bet they say the same thing about me. What is that hot chick doing with that bald headed asshole? 
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 29, 2010 7:04pm
unless she has herpes...then you wish you had real life mulligansgerb131 wrote:BJ's are even better with no strings attached.DeyDurkie5 wrote:I would say both...blowjobs are awesomegerb131 wrote:In that case is that a blessing or a curse?DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 7:09pm
I just dont get it...
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Mar 29, 2010 7:16pm
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 7:20pm
^^^^
this is exactly what I'm talking about...
I'm sure she's a really nice, wholesome, gorgeous woman....
hanging out with THAT fuck
this is exactly what I'm talking about...
I'm sure she's a really nice, wholesome, gorgeous woman....
hanging out with THAT fuck
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Mar 29, 2010 7:24pm
i'll bet he is an aspiring MMA fighter too. i have run into those types too.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Mar 29, 2010 7:52pm
Jersey Shore Douchebags
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 29, 2010 7:56pm
snookie is not hot, Vinnie is a fuck, and anyone who calls themselves 'The Situation' deserves to be shot
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 29, 2010 8:01pm
Sorry I'd bang Snookie in a second!!
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Mar 29, 2010 8:02pm
haha just using a nickname after highschool should get yourself shot.darbypitcher22 wrote: snookie is not hot, Vinnie is a fuck, and anyone who calls themselves 'The Situation' deserves to be shot
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 29, 2010 9:03pm
There's another word for Douchebag that might make this easier for you, its called "not boring".
Oh yeah, and girls don't like coaches, book it!
Oh yeah, and girls don't like coaches, book it!
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Mar 29, 2010 9:05pm
Yea thats for sure. Nobody likes the gift that keeps on giving.DeyDurkie5 wrote:unless she has herpes...then you wish you had real life mulligansgerb131 wrote:BJ's are even better with no strings attached.DeyDurkie5 wrote:I would say both...blowjobs are awesomegerb131 wrote:In that case is that a blessing or a curse?DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?