So I stopped at my parent's house for a visit and some wild shit went down. My dad has this clique of drunks that stop by and see him every day. It's my cousin, his friend, and the guy's wife. Well she has basically been been beat down by drinking lol. She is like 43 and looks like she is 60. Well at times before I moved out she would hit on me and everyone basically just wrote it off as nothing. Well today I was sitting at my parent's computer and she came in and asked if she could sit on my lap. I said sure because I figured she would sit there for a minute and then have to go to the bath room and I would make my move to head out the door. Well that didn't happen. She looked at me and said "you know I like you right? I just don't know what to do about it." She leaned over and starting licking my ears and then my neck and said "You make me so horny." At this point I was like oh shit. She started feeling my shoulders and told me I had a smooth body. I was just waiting for her hand to head south. Then she looked me again and said "Wow I better go outside."

lol it was a weird moment to say the least.

Has anyone ever been hit on by one of their parent's friends?

Dude you shoulda just hit it

Pics or GTFO

I banged Stifler's mom once.

wes_mantooth wrote: Pics or GTFO

lol trust me you don't want to see a pic. I mean her body is decent but her face is beat.

bigdaddy2003 wrote:

wes_mantooth wrote: Pics or GTFO

lol trust me you don't want to see a pic. I mean her body is decent but her face is beat.

Dude...you don't bang the face.....wait...nevermind.

Damn..... a little early to be hitting the bottle on a Wednesday.

I'm more of the sort of person who inappropriately hits on others than the sort who gets inappropriately hit on by others.

bigdaddy2003 wrote:

wes_mantooth wrote: Pics or GTFO

lol trust me you don't want to see a pic. I mean her body is decent but her face is beat.

well then--bag it and THEN pic it

Maybe she would have taught you something. Experienced women are the bomb when it comes to uninhibited sex.

Yeah, you shoulda gone with it and hit it.

i could use a slump buster, what is her number?

Hahaha...this thread made me LOL. I don't do that too often reading message boards.

I, as already mentioned above, would have just "hit it." Especially if her body was good....doggy style is an amazing position....you don't have to see the face.

Yes...this has happened to me, she was hot too, had me by a good 10-12 years, and hit from both sides of the plate...sadly I was too young and ignorant to know what the hell to do with it. Mom put the kabosh on it before I got up to speed. Damnit!

Should've at least got a hand job out of it.

Wait, before we make any further comments, go back and read the one line, "she's like 43 but looks like she's 60." I must have missed that on my first read. I am 43 and there are a lot of women my age who are beyond do-able. None of them look like they are 60 however.

THE4RINGZ wrote: Wait, before we make any further comments, go back and read the one line, "she's like 43 but looks like she's 60." I must have missed that on my first read. I am 43 and there are a lot of women my age who are beyond do-able. None of them look like they are 60 however.

Welcome to the realm of lowered expectations and standards.

^^^^ Thanks

Lol well maybe if she does it again I will go for the bj. It was just so weird I guess it didn't even strike me to let her go for the knob job.

bigdaddy2003 wrote: Lol well maybe if she does it again I will go for the bj. It was just so weird I guess it didn't even strike me to let her go for the knob job.

Yeah but you gotta make the BJ sound like it is an audition or something. Say, "well, let's see how you do with this before I decide if we can go any further with things." I guaran damn tee you that you will be pulling the bed sheets out of your ass she will suck so hard.

bigdaddy2003 wrote:

Has anyone ever been hit on by one of their parent's friends?

Nope, my parent's friends are classy.

I think you should turn this into poll!
I think you should have at least hit it. And yes it has happened to me on more than one of their friends.

Websurfinbird wrote:

bigdaddy2003 wrote:

Has anyone ever been hit on by one of their parent's friends?

Nope, my parent's friends are classy.

lol yeah there is definitely a lack of class with this clique. They aren't the sort of people you want to be inviting to parties or be seen with out in public for that matter.

Ha well mods turn this into a poll when you get a chance.

THE4RINGZ wrote: Wait, before we make any further comments, go back and read the one line, "she's like 43 but looks like she's 60." I must have missed that on my first read. I am 43 and there are a lot of women my age who are beyond do-able. None of them look like they are 60 however.

lol I wasn't implying that 43 was too old to be do-able. I was simply saying that she looks much older than 43.