Wow is all I can say

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Heretic
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Mar 24, 2010 4:35pm
Poll added. And voted on.
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THE4RINGZ
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Mar 24, 2010 4:36pm
I knew what you meant. It's all good
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ytownfootball
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Mar 24, 2010 4:41pm
Judging by the results, her relative repulsivity seems to be the line of demarcation.

pic required
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se-alum
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Mar 24, 2010 4:49pm
Heretic wrote: I'm more of the sort of person who inappropriately hits on others than the sort who gets inappropriately hit on by others.
Lol
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2kool4skool
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Mar 24, 2010 5:21pm
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bigdaddy2003
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Mar 24, 2010 5:31pm
Damn after reading the poll results I don't feel like a normal male lol. I guess I should have let her hand wander.
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darbypitcher22
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Mar 24, 2010 5:38pm
shoulda just hit it
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Glory Days
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Mar 24, 2010 6:03pm
bigdaddy2003 wrote: Damn after reading the poll results I don't feel like a normal male lol. I guess I should have let her hand wander.
and next time, dont forget to give us updates since you are at the keyboard.
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nc52
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Mar 24, 2010 6:16pm
love is only a light switch away
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vball10set
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Mar 24, 2010 6:18pm
..or a bottle of Jack
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bigdaddy2003
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Mar 24, 2010 10:52pm
lol wow the husband just stopped back by parent's house and was telling my dad how they had stopped at their house for a bit and they had some great sex. I wonder how he would feel to know that he wasn't on her mind when they were banging?
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Glory Days
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Mar 24, 2010 10:54pm
haha thats awesome. atleast he didnt come back looking for you because she yelled out your name.
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Little Danny
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Mar 24, 2010 11:34pm
As others have commented I would like to see a picture. On OhioChatter, there are guys who think chicks like Brooklyn Decker and Kim Kardashian are dogs and say they wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. You might be saying she looks like 60 when in fact she could be pretty decent. In addition, you could be no prize yourself so even if this chick is fugly, this could still be a decent deal for you.

With all that being said, I would recommend if you do make a move you double bag it as she sounds like some syphilis infested skank
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dwccrew
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Mar 25, 2010 12:16am
Heretic wrote: I'm more of the sort of person who inappropriately hits on others than the sort who gets inappropriately hit on by others.
bigdaddy2003 wrote: Lol well maybe if she does it again I will go for the bj. It was just so weird I guess it didn't even strike me to let her go for the knob job.
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dwccrew
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Mar 25, 2010 12:16am
Heretic wrote: I'm more of the sort of person who inappropriately hits on others than the sort who gets inappropriately hit on by others.
Yeah, I was a little weirded it out the first time you did that to me, but now I just brush it off.
bigdaddy2003 wrote: Lol well maybe if she does it again I will go for the bj. It was just so weird I guess it didn't even strike me to let her go for the knob job.
Amatuer
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Heretic
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Mar 25, 2010 1:34am
dwccrew wrote:
Heretic wrote: I'm more of the sort of person who inappropriately hits on others than the sort who gets inappropriately hit on by others.
bigdaddy2003 wrote: Lol well maybe if she does it again I will go for the bj. It was just so weird I guess it didn't even strike me to let her go for the knob job.
dwccrew wrote:
Heretic wrote: I'm more of the sort of person who inappropriately hits on others than the sort who gets inappropriately hit on by others.
Yeah, I was a little weirded it out the first time you did that to me, but now I just brush it off.
bigdaddy2003 wrote: Lol well maybe if she does it again I will go for the bj. It was just so weird I guess it didn't even strike me to let her go for the knob job.
Amatuer
Took you two times to get it right? Looks like a trip to the punishment room...again.
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sonofsam
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Mar 25, 2010 1:50am
Dude... You had the perfect opportunity to lose your virginity and you failed...


And yes, I was hit on by a co-worker of my sisters that was 43 when I was 21. It was on Halloween and she drove me home, I proceeded to ream out her back door in the shower and she turn around and orally cleaned it for me... That was ONE FILTHY CHIC. After the shower, she told me she better get home to her husband (didn't know)... I felt like a total ass. Never said two words to her again.
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Trueblue23
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Mar 25, 2010 1:55am
You never go ass to mouth!


Gotta love Clerks II!
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sonofsam
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Mar 25, 2010 1:59am
Trueblue23 wrote: You never go ass to mouth!


Gotta love Clerks II!
She did! She tried to kiss me after and I almost fell out of the shower trying to get away.
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noreply66
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Mar 25, 2010 7:24am
if you are older than 12--make your move--lol
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Con_Alma
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Mar 25, 2010 8:06am
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

You did the right thing and showed you have more class than your father's friends.
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bigdaddy2003
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Mar 25, 2010 12:41pm
Well my virginity has been gone for many years and I am much older than 12. Just a weird situation. Not as simple as Pamela Anderson licking on my ear.