Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp.

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy


I'd love to be able to talk like that without using my credit card

berry wrote:

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp.

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy


I'd love to be able to talk like that without using my credit card

I used to "sext" similar things to my girlfriend, I'm not making it up. Tiger used a bit more kinkiness (golden shower, threesome), but I can dig what he's saying, I've sexted with my gf before.

According to her, her texts to Tiger have been overwritten on her phone due to large numbers. She no longer has them available.

royal_k wrote: According to her, her texts to Tiger have been overwritten on her phone due to large numbers. She no longer has them available.

haha ok, so how does she still have his?

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

should we assume he isnt so well endowed?

Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:
Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of

so he doesnt always wake up?

Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:
Great thing is we have a life time of this

so tiger was looking long term with this affair i see.

I heard SNL is planning to release "The Ladies Man Part 2" starring Tiger. Tim Meadows must be pissed, haha.

Holy shit, that stuff is great. Tiger is the fucking man. I cant believe he was able to do this for so long with so many women and still win every tournament he played. haha

Two things

1.) I think we always had this image of Tiger being a robot. Eating, drinking, and sleeping golf. I always pictured him finishing a round and then going to the practice range until it was dark out, then immediately going to bed.

Instead, it look like he was having sex with porn stars between rounds, and waking up 45 minutes before his tee time. Incredible he was able to perform at the level he did.

2.) I really, really want to go to a tournament he plays in and yell two things. Either, "Huge. Quickly. Bye." or "No turkey, unless it's a club sandwich."

"You almost ruined my whole life". What an idiot! Like he didn't have any responsibility. He probably deserved "the gift that keeps on giving" by fooling around with a porn star. Unbelievable.

My favorite one so far

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

2kool4skool wrote:1.) I think we always had this image of Tiger being a robot. Eating, drinking, and sleeping golf. I always pictured him finishing a round and then going to the practice range until it was dark out, then immediately going to bed.

Instead, it look like he was having sex with porn stars between rounds, and waking up 45 minutes before his tee time. Incredible he was able to perform at the level he did.

This is why it's still a little crazy/hilarious/mind blowing to me. I just had this robotic image of the guy. And this is just nuts. I couldn't get through all of those texts, haha....crazy Tiger. Crazy.

Another classic

Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

2kool4skool wrote: Two things

1.) I think we always had this image of Tiger being a robot. Eating, drinking, and sleeping golf. I always pictured him finishing a round and then going to the practice range until it was dark out, then immediately going to bed.

Instead, it look like he was having sex with porn stars between rounds, and waking up 45 minutes before his tee time. Incredible he was able to perform at the level he did.

2.) I really, really want to go to a tournament he plays in and yell two things. Either, "Huge. Quickly. Bye." or "No turkey, unless it's a club sandwich."

I agree with you about the image of Tiger. In fact, I would go a step further and say I had this image of Tiger being this prim and proper type of guy, you know the type who would lift his pinky while drinking a hot cup of tea. Turns out behind closed doors Tiger is a bad ass mo-fo. Maybe he's got the wallet Samuel L. had in Pulp Fiction.

people are gonna be yelling GOLDEN SHOWER all the time at tourneys.

I dunnno about this. I am way too skeptical to believe something this porn star writes on her website. Is there any actual proof this is from him?

Tiger is the man and is into a hell of a lot of weird shit

The thing that does make this a bit sketchy is that she has his, but claims to not have the texts that she sent to him anymore. That just seems odd.

Tiger:Sent: 04?02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore



These perfectly describe why Tiger cheated. She is a very good looking woman so she probably thinks just laying there and allowing Tiger to have sex with her is satisfying. Probably extremely selfish in bed also.

He wasn't getting what he wanted from his wife so he found it with other women.