ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Mar 16, 2010 9:29pm
Am I the only one here who thinks that lighters in the hands of prisoners is probably not only disallowed but a bad idea?
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Timber
Posts: 935
Mar 16, 2010 9:50pm
Yes... I can picture that crazy assed smile of Donald Sutherland in Backdraft ... talking about the love and admiration for the beauty of fire. lolytownfootball wrote: Am I the only one here who thinks that lighters in the hands of prisoners is probably not only disallowed but a bad idea?
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Angel
Posts: 363
Mar 16, 2010 9:57pm
The thread title brought back memories. I haven't had a hostess fruit pie since I was a kid. It was a special treat that we didn't get often because they were purchased for Dad's lunch.
Cherry flavor was my favorite.
Cherry flavor was my favorite.
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Ghost Rider
Posts: 15
Mar 16, 2010 10:40pm
Other memories of the hostess pie is some inmates would put them in the ass section of their pants. And whenever they sensed trouble coming at them, they would simply sit down on the pie creating a situation where the guards thought you was releasing bodily fluids. They would immediately take you to your cell, thereby saving you from an assault.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 16, 2010 10:45pm
Wow dude, but hey some hostess fruit pies saved some one an ass whoopin or ass raping so be it!
Note to self, ever get sent to prison smuggle in assload of hostess fruit pies!!
Note to self, ever get sent to prison smuggle in assload of hostess fruit pies!!
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mattinctown
Mar 16, 2010 10:56pm
Ghost Rider prison posts: GOAT
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Mar 16, 2010 11:13pm
Hostess prison fruit pie > prison shank
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tigerballonline
Posts: 125
Mar 16, 2010 11:23pm
They has a vanilla pie that had a chocolate covered crust back in the late 80's, those things were awesome.
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DESCENTdmc
Posts: 372
Mar 17, 2010 12:09am
well if you state didnt hate unions we could provide you with lovely pies on a regular basisFab1b wrote:No Krogers where I liveEric Taylor wrote: Kroger carries them on a pretty regular basis.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Mar 17, 2010 7:31am
We used to call these Lard Cakes because of the ingredients used to make them.
Heelz
Posts: 780
Mar 17, 2010 8:06am
Love these things although they are not good for you at all. Cherry is bomb, I feel bad for most of you these pies are in every gas station around the Lima area.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Mar 17, 2010 8:21am
Well this thread is a surefire way to get you off carbs. Mmmmm....butt pie!
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Mar 17, 2010 9:09am
They have these at my local gas station (town of about 1500). It's hard to imagine they are that hard to find.
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baseballstud24
Posts: 547
Mar 17, 2010 9:14am
Good Lord!...That's genius!Ghost Rider wrote: Other memories of the hostess pie is some inmates would put them in the ass section of their pants. And whenever they sensed trouble coming at them, they would simply sit down on the pie creating a situation where the guards thought you was releasing bodily fluids. They would immediately take you to your cell, thereby saving you from an assault.
I love me some chocolate Hostess pies!...The first few bites are heavenly...but then they get a little rich for me.
We have a ton of them at our local gas stations.
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Mar 17, 2010 9:18am
I was also wondering why they were hard to find. The only thing close to me is a couple country gas stations, and they always have them.
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Mar 17, 2010 9:47am
We have a Wonderbread thrift store here. I just bought 6 ea. of the Apple and Cherry on Monday. (.70 cents apiece). Also love the orange cupcake things.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 17, 2010 10:20am
They are hard to find in my area even at the gas stations/corner stores for some reason!
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Nate
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Mar 17, 2010 3:10pm
Would you like some shipped to you?Fab1b wrote: They are hard to find in my area even at the gas stations/corner stores for some reason!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 17, 2010 3:32pm
Well hell yes my friend!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 17, 2010 3:50pm
They are in every gas station/corner store up here.Fab1b wrote: Well hell yes my friend!
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 17, 2010 3:57pm
It’s a conspiracy Chiefs, they know I am here and now all fruit pies are banned from corner stores/food marts/gas stations!!
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Eric Taylor
Posts: 602
Mar 17, 2010 4:00pm
Every gas station in town has them.
You could really clean up on them the next time your up this way.
You could really clean up on them the next time your up this way.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Mar 17, 2010 4:23pm
Fab1b: If you really want me to ship some down, let me know. I'm sure I could arrange a shipment.
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Mister Twister
Posts: 185
Mar 17, 2010 5:19pm
Isn't it against the law to ship sex toys across state lines?
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 17, 2010 5:20pm
Only the pudding ones I guess can be considered sex toys. Keebler I am gonna make another trip to the Hostess store and see if I can stock up, if they are low I'll shoot ya a PM we will set something up, thanks bro!!