
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Mar 11, 2010 8:51pm
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.

Lovejoy1984
Posts: 5,277
Mar 11, 2010 9:08pm
I LOL'dkiller_ewok wrote:HighRoller74 wrote:James Harrison took a brief break from beating his wife to approve this message.Al Capone wrote:Jim Brown will 2nd that.killer_ewok wrote:Donte Stallworth will drink (and drive) to that.buckeyes_woowee wrote: He would be a nice fit for Pittsburgh![]()
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Cleveland fans cheered as she laid there helplessly.
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Al Capone
Posts: 1,727
Mar 11, 2010 9:16pm
Then Lerner showed up and said '' that's it boys we're moving to Baltimore''.killer_ewok wrote:Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.GoChiefs wrote:Ben Roethlisberger decided he'd have his way with her...since she was laying there helplessly.killer_ewok wrote: Cleveland fans cheered as she laid there helplessly.

killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Mar 11, 2010 9:21pm
And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.GoChiefs wrote:Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.

Lovejoy1984
Posts: 5,277
Mar 11, 2010 9:23pm
They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.killer_ewok wrote:And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.GoChiefs wrote:Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.

killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Mar 11, 2010 9:29pm
The cops ended up letting Spaeth and Reed go. The Cleveland fans didn't care for that decision.....so they threw bottles and other debris at the cops for their decision in that situation.HighRoller74 wrote:They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.killer_ewok wrote:And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.GoChiefs wrote:Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.

Lovejoy1984
Posts: 5,277
Mar 11, 2010 9:31pm
Again, I LOL'd. Too bad Capone can't be original like you've been.killer_ewok wrote:The cops ended up letting Spaeth and Reed go. The Cleveland fans didn't care for that decision.....so they threw bottles and other debris at the cops for their decision in that situation.HighRoller74 wrote:They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.killer_ewok wrote:And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.GoChiefs wrote:Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.

killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Mar 11, 2010 9:37pm
HighRoller74 wrote:Again, I LOL'd. Too bad Capone can't be original like you've been.killer_ewok wrote:The cops ended up letting Spaeth and Reed go. The Cleveland fans didn't care for that decision.....so they threw bottles and other debris at the cops for their decision in that situation.HighRoller74 wrote:They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.killer_ewok wrote:And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.GoChiefs wrote:Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.


Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Mar 11, 2010 9:48pm
...and then Brady Quinn yelled gay slurs to 6 different people in Columbus....one for each SB Pittsburgh has won.

ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Mar 11, 2010 9:54pm
...with his pants around his ankles and an 8-track of "Sister Sledge" sticking out his ass that when pushed in prompted a serenade of "We are Family"Ironman92 wrote: ...and then Brady Quinn yelled gay slurs to 6 different people in Columbus....one for each SB Pittsburgh has won.

Lovejoy1984
Posts: 5,277
Mar 11, 2010 9:57pm
Followed by Kordell Stewart doing a one man rendition of YMCA.ytownfootball wrote:...with his pants around his ankles and an 8-track of "Sister Sledge" sticking out his ass that when pushed in prompted a serenade of "We are Family"Ironman92 wrote: ...and then Brady Quinn yelled gay slurs to 6 different people in Columbus....one for each SB Pittsburgh has won.

NNN
Posts: 902
Mar 11, 2010 10:06pm
And then Justin Strzelczyk ran everyone down.

killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Mar 11, 2010 10:06pm
Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.

ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Mar 11, 2010 10:54pm
Franco was pissed Charlie would be on his squad, receptions from Charlie were few and far between let alone those that garnered immaculate (read lucky as shit) status. Terry was able to calm Francos jets by promising him two of Jo Jo's old skating outfits left in his closet from his personal stash.killer_ewok wrote: Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.

killer_ewok
Posts: 11,379
Mar 11, 2010 10:57pm
You're ruthless and don't deserve a winner..........ytownfootball wrote:Franco was pissed Charlie would be on his squad, receptions from Charlie were few and far between let alone those that garnered immaculate (read lucky as shit) status. Terry was able to calm Francos jets by promising him two of Jo Jo's old skating outfits left in his closet from his personal stash.killer_ewok wrote: Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.

ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Mar 11, 2010 11:00pm
Yes I do!:@killer_ewok wrote:You're ruthless and don't deserve a winner..........ytownfootball wrote:Franco was pissed Charlie would be on his squad, receptions from Charlie were few and far between let alone those that garnered immaculate (read lucky as shit) status. Terry was able to calm Francos jets by promising him two of Jo Jo's old skating outfits left in his closet from his personal stash.killer_ewok wrote: Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.
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LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 11, 2010 11:08pm
this thread took a different direction.

The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
Mar 11, 2010 11:21pm

Elsewhere...the Legion of Doom's monthly meeting was held up when Al Davis, Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones and Art Modell all were held up at the airport for not showing a soul when they went through TSA scanners.

darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Mar 12, 2010 8:45am
dude that's fucked up