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Mar 11, 2010 8:51pm
killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:08pm
killer_ewok wrote:
HighRoller74 wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
killer_ewok wrote:
buckeyes_woowee wrote: He would be a nice fit for Pittsburgh :)
Donte Stallworth will drink (and drive) to that. ;)
Jim Brown will 2nd that.
James Harrison took a brief break from beating his wife to approve this message.

Cleveland fans cheered as she laid there helplessly.
I LOL'd :D
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Al Capone
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Mar 11, 2010 9:16pm
killer_ewok wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Cleveland fans cheered as she laid there helplessly.
Ben Roethlisberger decided he'd have his way with her...since she was laying there helplessly.
Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Lerner showed up and said '' that's it boys we're moving to Baltimore''.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:21pm
GoChiefs wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.
And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:23pm
killer_ewok wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.
And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.
They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:29pm
HighRoller74 wrote:
killer_ewok wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.
And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.
They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.
The cops ended up letting Spaeth and Reed go. The Cleveland fans didn't care for that decision.....so they threw bottles and other debris at the cops for their decision in that situation.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:31pm
killer_ewok wrote:
HighRoller74 wrote:
killer_ewok wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.
And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.
They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.
The cops ended up letting Spaeth and Reed go. The Cleveland fans didn't care for that decision.....so they threw bottles and other debris at the cops for their decision in that situation.
Again, I LOL'd. Too bad Capone can't be original like you've been.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:37pm
HighRoller74 wrote:
killer_ewok wrote:
HighRoller74 wrote:
killer_ewok wrote:
GoChiefs wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Jim Brown was pissed that he didn't beat him to it so he took a shovel to Ben's car. Then he beat the shit out of Ben while they played golf together.
Then Santonio Holmes followed them around waiting for the next woman to beat while smoking his weed.
And then he did the ole puff, puff, pass to Kenny Wright who was riding shotgun (not to be confused with Gerard Warren and his unlicensed firearm). Mike Sellers and Lamar Chapman were in the back with the cocaine.
They were followed by Matt Spaeth and Jeff Reed, who while in between putting product in his hair and beating the shit out of a paper towl dispenser decided it would be a good Idea to argue with a cop, while Matt Spaeth was peeing, outside.
The cops ended up letting Spaeth and Reed go. The Cleveland fans didn't care for that decision.....so they threw bottles and other debris at the cops for their decision in that situation.
Again, I LOL'd. Too bad Capone can't be original like you've been.

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Mar 11, 2010 9:48pm
...and then Brady Quinn yelled gay slurs to 6 different people in Columbus....one for each SB Pittsburgh has won.
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Mar 11, 2010 9:54pm
Ironman92 wrote: ...and then Brady Quinn yelled gay slurs to 6 different people in Columbus....one for each SB Pittsburgh has won.
...with his pants around his ankles and an 8-track of "Sister Sledge" sticking out his ass that when pushed in prompted a serenade of "We are Family"
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Mar 11, 2010 9:57pm
ytownfootball wrote:
Ironman92 wrote: ...and then Brady Quinn yelled gay slurs to 6 different people in Columbus....one for each SB Pittsburgh has won.
...with his pants around his ankles and an 8-track of "Sister Sledge" sticking out his ass that when pushed in prompted a serenade of "We are Family"
Followed by Kordell Stewart doing a one man rendition of YMCA.
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NNN
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Mar 11, 2010 10:06pm
And then Justin Strzelczyk ran everyone down.
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Mar 11, 2010 10:06pm
Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.
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Mar 11, 2010 10:54pm
killer_ewok wrote: Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.
Franco was pissed Charlie would be on his squad, receptions from Charlie were few and far between let alone those that garnered immaculate (read lucky as shit) status. Terry was able to calm Francos jets by promising him two of Jo Jo's old skating outfits left in his closet from his personal stash.
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Mar 11, 2010 10:57pm
ytownfootball wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.
Franco was pissed Charlie would be on his squad, receptions from Charlie were few and far between let alone those that garnered immaculate (read lucky as shit) status. Terry was able to calm Francos jets by promising him two of Jo Jo's old skating outfits left in his closet from his personal stash.
You're ruthless and don't deserve a winner..........

















:)
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Mar 11, 2010 11:00pm
killer_ewok wrote:
ytownfootball wrote:
killer_ewok wrote: Charlie Frye decided to join them in being gay......but he was so bad at it they made him switch teams after one day.
Franco was pissed Charlie would be on his squad, receptions from Charlie were few and far between let alone those that garnered immaculate (read lucky as shit) status. Terry was able to calm Francos jets by promising him two of Jo Jo's old skating outfits left in his closet from his personal stash.
You're ruthless and don't deserve a winner..........

















:)
Yes I do!:@
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LJ
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Mar 11, 2010 11:08pm
this thread took a different direction.
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Mar 11, 2010 11:21pm


Elsewhere...the Legion of Doom's monthly meeting was held up when Al Davis, Dan Snyder, Jerry Jones and Art Modell all were held up at the airport for not showing a soul when they went through TSA scanners.
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Mar 12, 2010 8:45am
dude that's fucked up