Kobe vs. Matt Barnes

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Mar 8, 2010 3:19pm
Well, you said none of them can play in the NBA. Come on Sage, I know you cover your ass better than this.

Or do you....
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Mar 8, 2010 3:19pm
Maybe at Kupcake--I mean, Kent State University, which again, would probably fall in that 1%.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:21pm
One guy, out of all the players in the illustrious history of the And 1 tour, have played in the NBA.

So, that's roughly .001% of players, which is pretty damn close to 0%. Since Rafer is now in the NBA (for the time being) then yes, I would say NONE OF THE PLAYERS IN AND-1 COULD PLAY IN THE NBA.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:25pm
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Mar 8, 2010 3:25pm
Sage wrote: Maybe at Kupcake--I mean, Kent State University, which again, would probably fall in that 1%.
LOL I love how you think I'm just gravitated to Kent or something and act like Columbus is Gary, Indiana. I've played on some pretty rough courts, can't really think of a time when someone would have thrown a punch over what Barnes did. And anyways, the bottom line is if his action warranted getting knocked out then Kobe is a pussy for not knocking him out. ;)
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Mar 8, 2010 3:27pm
Sage wrote:
Haha, I love how the biggest thing to come out of this is how bad ass Kobe is because he didn't flinch. Personally, I thought it was hilarious.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:31pm
barnes is a pussy for not throwing it off of kobe's face.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:33pm
j_crazy wrote: barnes is a pussy for not throwing it off of kobe's face.
True. Oh man, I wish he would have.

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Mar 8, 2010 3:34pm
Here is something I think we can all agree on...this was nasty:

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Mar 8, 2010 3:35pm
should be a flagrant 2 on Gasol for rubbing his stank on Howard.

nasty.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:41pm
Yea we'll see how big of fans you guys are when those Magic fags dump you guys again in the Finals. I will enjoy bathing in your tears.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:52pm
LOL, you're praying they do because if they don't we might need to get the brooms out for the Finals.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:54pm
Hardly. We handled them last year and we'll handle those bums again.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:55pm
Exactly, which is why I said you're praying they do knock us off.

Because if they don't take the Cavs out...

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Mar 8, 2010 3:56pm
Lol. Your team has never even won a championship game, and you're talking about SWEEPING the defending champions?

That's rich.
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Mar 8, 2010 3:59pm
What does the past have to do with anything?
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Mar 8, 2010 4:04pm
It shows you probably shouldn't be talking shit because it's PROBABLY NOT GOING TO END WELL.
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Mar 8, 2010 4:09pm
As a fan of neither team. I honestly think with Shaq, Cleveland would beat LA in 5......6 max.
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Mar 8, 2010 4:10pm
Sage wrote: It shows you probably shouldn't be talking shit because it's PROBABLY NOT GOING TO END WELL.
Based on??

Don't say the past, because it seriously isn't relevant.
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Mar 8, 2010 4:13pm
SQ_Crazies wrote: Here is something I think we can all agree on...this was nasty:

His muscles have a body...
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Mar 8, 2010 4:16pm
His body defies God.
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Mar 8, 2010 4:27pm
How about based on the fact that outside of the corpse of Shaquille O'Neal and LeBron, you don't have any proven play-off talent?
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Mar 8, 2010 4:28pm
Sage wrote: How about based on the fact that outside of the corpse of Shaquille O'Neal and LeBron, you don't have any proven play-off talent?
Jamison averages 20 a game in the playoffs.
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Mar 8, 2010 4:31pm
And what's his record again?
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Mar 8, 2010 4:37pm
Sage wrote: How about based on the fact that outside of the corpse of Shaquille O'Neal and LeBron, you don't have any proven play-off talent?
Tell Andrew Bynum that Shaq is a corpse.