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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Nov 17, 2009 10:46am
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Oregon, Ohio, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Toledo and one of my sisters, who lives in Perrysburg, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Point Place . I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Maumee and is still a part time "working girl" at the Turnpike Truck Stops. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
I am a crack dealer in Oregon, Ohio, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Toledo and one of my sisters, who lives in Perrysburg, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Point Place . I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Maumee and is still a part time "working girl" at the Turnpike Truck Stops. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 17, 2009 11:26am
I guess take it up with the creator of the site.bigkahuna wrote:dwccrew wrote: http://www.mstillsucks.com/
These are funny, but I must point out that football didnt start in 2001. While Carr did have a 1-6 record against Tressel, that wasn't his overall record in the series. The rivalry was around before Tressel and will be around LONG after he is gone.
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Nov 17, 2009 3:33pm
I made this image a few years ago. I think it's pretty self-explanatory.
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Nov 17, 2009 3:37pm
A background I made last year (and my current background until after the game this Saturday when I get to add number six!).
Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 17, 2009 4:21pm
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 17, 2009 4:25pm
That's my background too! Please share it with everyone if you make another one!krambman wrote:
A background I made last year (and my current background until after the game this Saturday when I get to add number six!).
End of Line
Posts: 6,867
Nov 17, 2009 4:25pm
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Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 17, 2009 4:29pm
Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 17, 2009 4:31pm
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Nov 17, 2009 4:46pm
That might be the worst blocking I have seen on any play everQuint wrote:
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devil1197
Posts: 6,220
Nov 17, 2009 4:50pm
That better have been a PA screen lol.
Automatik
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Nov 17, 2009 4:52pm
Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 17, 2009 5:01pm
This is what I always assumed, but it makes for a hilarious picture.devil1197 wrote: That better have been a PA screen lol.
Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 17, 2009 5:07pm
Four guys spend weeks planning the perfect football outing for an away game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan Wolverines.
Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
On game day, two days later, the three get to the stadium site only to find Frank already sitting in his seat with a beer in one hand and a hot dog in the other.
"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The other evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, and so I did.
And then she said "Now, do whatever you want."
So here I am!!
Two days before the group is to leave Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
On game day, two days later, the three get to the stadium site only to find Frank already sitting in his seat with a beer in one hand and a hot dog in the other.
"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The other evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, and so I did.
And then she said "Now, do whatever you want."
So here I am!!
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Nov 17, 2009 8:32pm
^^^WIN
That's hillarious
That's hillarious
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Nov 17, 2009 9:15pm
Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 18, 2009 9:22am
Quint
Posts: 737
Nov 19, 2009 2:28pm
Q. How do you keep your family safe from a Wolverine? A. Move to Pasadena
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Nov 20, 2009 5:20pm
osu45804
Posts: 6,188
Nov 21, 2009 1:33am
A Michigan family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Ohio State jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Buckeye fan and I would like this for Christmas".
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother"; and off goes the little lad with the Ohio State jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Ohio State fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an Buckeye fan for an hour and I already hate you Michigan bastards."
His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother"; and off goes the little lad with the Ohio State jersey in hand and finds his mother.
"Mom?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"
Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Ohio State fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an Buckeye fan for an hour and I already hate you Michigan bastards."
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TolCentralCath
Posts: 128
Nov 21, 2009 4:46pm
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TolCentralCath
Posts: 128
Nov 21, 2009 4:47pm
Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Nov 21, 2009 4:58pm
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Dec 3, 2009 3:05pm
Any chance you updated that to six straight? I love that background but it's a little outdated now!krambman wrote:
A background I made last year (and my current background until after the game this Saturday when I get to add number six!).
Thanks
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Soda Popinski
Posts: 367
Dec 3, 2009 4:47pm
The second one is funny but it could have been shopped better.GOONx19 wrote: