ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Mar 2, 2010 10:01pm
I have to report for Grand Jury tomorrow. I read its for 3 months. I have vacation at the end of next month. I'm gonna be beyond pissed if I have to miss vacation for fuckin jury duty. How do you get outta it?
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Mar 2, 2010 10:04pm
Just claim you know the defendant.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Mar 2, 2010 10:05pm
That was gonna happen regardless.ccrunner609 wrote: I would arrive drunk.
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Mar 2, 2010 10:06pm
Just say you are racist or homophobic, something along those lines.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 2, 2010 10:07pm
I wouldn't arrive drunk, but I agree claim to know or know of the defendant. State you have heard of and researched the case and have formed an opinion of guilt.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Mar 2, 2010 10:08pm
That'd work if I knew who the defendant was beforehand.Fab1b wrote: I wouldn't arrive drunk, but I agree claim to know or know of the defendant. State you have heard of and researched the case and have formed an opinion of guilt.
I don't think they give u a list of all the cases you'll hear for 3 months though.
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DESCENTdmc
Posts: 372
Mar 2, 2010 10:09pm
if either of the attorneys is female sleep with one or both and brag about it and get yourself removed
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Mar 2, 2010 10:10pm
I got jury duty a while back. "I'm in college" worked just fine.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Mar 2, 2010 10:11pm
If you're using that excuse to get out of being seated on a Grand Jury you'll need to know a whole bunch of defendants......
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 2, 2010 10:11pm
Show up drunk thenZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:That'd work if I knew who the defendant was beforehand.Fab1b wrote: I wouldn't arrive drunk, but I agree claim to know or know of the defendant. State you have heard of and researched the case and have formed an opinion of guilt.
I don't think they give u a list of all the cases you'll hear for 3 months though.
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Mar 2, 2010 10:12pm
Just saw this post.ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:That'd work if I knew who the defendant was beforehand.Fab1b wrote: I wouldn't arrive drunk, but I agree claim to know or know of the defendant. State you have heard of and researched the case and have formed an opinion of guilt.
I don't think they give u a list of all the cases you'll hear for 3 months though.
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Mar 2, 2010 10:12pm
Do your civic duty like everyone else and quit thinking of only Zwick? You can golf the rest of your life.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Mar 2, 2010 10:13pm
Ya I've graduated from college though. Won't work for me.I Wear Pants wrote: I got jury duty a while back. "I'm in college" worked just fine.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 2, 2010 10:14pm
Tell them you have a non refundable trip paid for
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Mar 2, 2010 10:14pm
I can also golf on vacation in April too.september63 wrote: Do your civic duty like everyone else and quit thinking of only Zwick? You can golf the rest of your life.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Mar 2, 2010 10:15pm
wear a shirt with a swastika on it
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Mar 2, 2010 10:15pm
I was thinkin bout goin Manson style with one on my forehead.rookie_j70 wrote: wear a shirt with a swastika on it
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Mar 2, 2010 10:16pm
Take a loaded gun with you
iclfan2
Posts: 6,360
Mar 2, 2010 10:18pm
Tell them you believe in the death penalty, for everything.
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DESCENTdmc
Posts: 372
Mar 2, 2010 10:27pm
just find a shirt with that charles manson pic on it. its worked for regular jury duty a few times for a guy i iknowZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:I was thinkin bout goin Manson style with one on my forehead.rookie_j70 wrote: wear a shirt with a swastika on it
David St. Hubbins
Posts: 205
Mar 2, 2010 10:36pm
Tell them you think all criminals should beaten then shot in the street. Also, casually drop some racial slurs as if you use them regularly.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Mar 2, 2010 10:39pm
Wear a CCCP shirt.
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Sonofanump
Mar 2, 2010 10:53pm
Most judges will just have you sit in the back and witness if you try to get out of it using some of the suggestions above.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Mar 2, 2010 10:54pm
just because they call you doesn't mean they will pick you. If they ask you a question, just say you don't understand the question. When they ask you again, just stare at the guy and then ask him if he can repeat the question.
Just act dumb, like you're from Massillon or someplace like that.
Just act dumb, like you're from Massillon or someplace like that.
september63
Posts: 5,789
Mar 2, 2010 11:00pm
This. ...... But i wonder though, 25 replies later, why am I the only person to suggest just follow through with your civic duty and golf the next time?Apple wrote: just because they call you doesn't mean they will pick you. If they ask you a question, just say you don't understand the question. When they ask you again, just stare at the guy and then ask him if he can repeat the question.
Just act dumb, like you're from Massillon or someplace like that.