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Feb 24, 2010 9:51 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_love_handles_shooting
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. – A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side.
Feb 24, 2010 9:51pm
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Feb 24, 2010 10:14 PM
I think calling those love handles is a bit of a stretch. At some point, they become just plain old fat rolls. I think she's crossed that point. :P
Feb 24, 2010 10:14pm
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Feb 24, 2010 10:14 PM
hahahahaha
Feb 24, 2010 10:14pm
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Feb 24, 2010 10:14 PM
girls love excuses to be fat.
Feb 24, 2010 10:14pm
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Feb 24, 2010 10:21 PM
2 girls having a conversation about this:

Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?

Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?

Girl 1: You know I do

On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!
Feb 24, 2010 10:21pm
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Feb 24, 2010 10:40 PM
Fab1b wrote: 2 girls having a conversation about this:

Girl 1: Girl, you hear about that lady that got shot but her love handles saved her life?

Girl 2: I sure did girl, wanna hit McDonald's for lunch?

Girl 1: You know I do

On the way out both girls say: All these skinny bitches up here eating salads gonna die if they get shot!
haha
Feb 24, 2010 10:40pm
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Feb 24, 2010 10:43 PM
That's more like a railing than a handle.
Feb 24, 2010 10:43pm
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Feb 24, 2010 11:38 PM
here's your sign





[size=xx-large]Herman's Place[/size]
Feb 24, 2010 11:38pm
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Feb 24, 2010 11:57 PM
Great another fat chick roaming around
Feb 24, 2010 11:57pm
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Feb 25, 2010 12:39 AM
but, but, butt...

she's got a big caboose!

(must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)
Feb 25, 2010 12:39am
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Feb 25, 2010 12:42 AM
It really stinks when the cost of saving your life is losing your dignity...
Feb 25, 2010 12:42am
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Feb 25, 2010 10:08 AM
...or if she isn't that wide, the shot completely misses her.
Feb 25, 2010 10:08am
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Feb 25, 2010 10:14 AM
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Gardens35 wrote: ...or if she isn't that wide, the shot completely misses her.
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Feb 25, 2010 10:14am
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Feb 25, 2010 10:15 AM
I would suggest without the "love handles" she would have been thin enough for the bullet to miss her. They didn't save her life. They caused her to get shot!
Feb 25, 2010 10:15am
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Feb 25, 2010 10:22 AM
The sad part is if she'd just gotten shot and kept her mouth shut there wouldn't be pics of her 'love handles' all over the internet. Guess some people just don't get it.

I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
Feb 25, 2010 10:22am
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Feb 25, 2010 10:38 AM
power i wrote:I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
You looked at that picture a lot closer than I did! (or want to)
Feb 25, 2010 10:38am
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Feb 25, 2010 10:43 AM
Apple wrote: but, but, butt...

she's got a big caboose!

(must've lost the red undies somewhere along the line)
LOL that caboose fell off the tracks!!
Feb 25, 2010 10:43am
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Feb 25, 2010 11:23 AM
FatHobbit wrote:
power i wrote:I can't believe she didn't put on a bra before they took her picture. Yikes.
You looked at that picture a lot closer than I did! (or want to)
Us women are just a little more observant than you men. I was just trying to figure out where the breasts ended and the 'love handles' started.
Feb 25, 2010 11:23am
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Feb 25, 2010 11:38 AM
An eHarmony advertisement showed up on this page. Haha!
Feb 25, 2010 11:38am