528 lb. Woman Delivers 6.4 lb. Baby

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Feb 18, 2010 1:59 PM
Wow.
Feb 18, 2010 1:59pm
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Riverwood

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Feb 18, 2010 1:59 PM
I'd like to know the guy who impregnated a 500+ lb woman to begin with!!
Feb 18, 2010 1:59pm
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Trueblue23

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Feb 18, 2010 1:59 PM
That means someone had sex with her right?

Sick
Feb 18, 2010 1:59pm
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gorocks99

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Feb 18, 2010 2:01 PM
Guy just stuck it in a fold and went to town, and 9-months later, here comes something the size of her last midnight snack.
Feb 18, 2010 2:01pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:01 PM
Maybe she just went swimming or was in a hottub and some floaties swam up in her?



:) seriously Mtrulz is not old enough for the birds and bees yet guys!!
Feb 18, 2010 2:01pm
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Nate

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Feb 18, 2010 2:02 PM
What did they use for stirrups? Two fork lifts?
Feb 18, 2010 2:02pm
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power i

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Feb 18, 2010 2:09 PM
Article says her boyfriend weighs all of 154 pounds.
Feb 18, 2010 2:09pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:11 PM
power i wrote: Article says her boyfriend weighs all of 154 pounds.
That is one big turkey baster.
Feb 18, 2010 2:11pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:12 PM
I'm assuming she was artificially inseminated ...
Feb 18, 2010 2:12pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:12 PM
No way that was natural conception. You'd need to be John Holmes just to get past the fat flaps and into the "birth canal."
Feb 18, 2010 2:12pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:13 PM
Websurfinbird wrote: I'm assuming she was artificially inseminated ...
Oops just re-read the article

"The baby is the fruit of the love between me and my future husband who is slimmer, weighing just 70 kilograms (154 pounds)," said Victoria Lacatus. "I wanted this child with all my heart, whatever the sacrifice," the Adevarul newspaper quoted her as saying.
Feb 18, 2010 2:13pm
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thavoice

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Feb 18, 2010 2:15 PM
Wow....if a "normal" fat chick is considered a slump buster....what the hell would she be considered?

Kinda makes me sick to think of any dude wantin to do that......

wow.
Feb 18, 2010 2:15pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:17 PM
good god
Feb 18, 2010 2:17pm
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thavoice

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Feb 18, 2010 2:18 PM
I bet it comes out she was at the zoo 9 months ago and an overzealous hippo crashed through the wall and, um, had his way with her.
Feb 18, 2010 2:18pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:21 PM
Yeah, that guy's not a chubby chaser. He's a morbidly obese chaser. Didn't really know they existed.
Feb 18, 2010 2:21pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:24 PM
power i wrote: Article says her boyfriend weighs all of 154 pounds.
I hope she was not on top.
Feb 18, 2010 2:24pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:24 PM
no worries, she should be back to her normal playing weight of 500 in 2-3 months
Feb 18, 2010 2:24pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:25 PM
At least she didn't have to worry about looking fat from the 'baby bump'. :)
Feb 18, 2010 2:25pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:27 PM
This is sick. The woman should be shot and the baby should be given up for adoption....in China.
Feb 18, 2010 2:27pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:28 PM
Giving birth for this woman was probably less painful than taking a shit!
Feb 18, 2010 2:28pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:31 PM
Maybe it was all baby weight?? :D
Feb 18, 2010 2:31pm
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Ghmothwdwhso

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Feb 18, 2010 2:34 PM
That delivery had to look something like the 16th turn on the Luge run.
Feb 18, 2010 2:34pm
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Nate

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Feb 18, 2010 2:37 PM
I'm sure they used the jaws of life instead of a C-Section.
Feb 18, 2010 2:37pm
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Feb 18, 2010 2:47 PM
Mooo
Feb 18, 2010 2:47pm