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O-Trap

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Feb 18, 2010 12:55 PM
SnotBubbles wrote:
O-Trap wrote: In the last three days or so?

5

:D
I think he means with chicks....
Yes, I think he does, too.

5
Feb 18, 2010 12:55pm
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Fab4Runner

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Feb 18, 2010 12:57 PM
O-Trap wrote: In the next three days or so?

5

:D

That's my answer. :)
Feb 18, 2010 12:57pm
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Writerbuckeye

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Feb 18, 2010 12:57 PM
This really is sad.

Then again, the original poster could have asked with how many different people you've had sex. Then we'd find out who the REAL sluts are. :)

Oh and by "sluts" I mean anyone, male or female, who has had many multiples of sex partners, male or female or transgendered.

Don't want the PC police in an uproar.
Feb 18, 2010 12:57pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 18, 2010 12:58 PM
O-Trap wrote: Yes, I think he does, too.

5
So wait...you went from 5 times in the past 3 days to 5 total? No surprise there.... :D
Feb 18, 2010 12:58pm
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O-Trap

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Feb 18, 2010 1:00 PM
SnotBubbles wrote:
O-Trap wrote: Yes, I think he does, too.

5
So wait...you went from 5 times in the past 3 days to 5 total? No surprise there.... :D
Wait, who said the latter reply was "total?" I missed something.

Those were also in 5 different rooms (well, 4 rooms and outside once). :D
Feb 18, 2010 1:00pm
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Belly35

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Feb 18, 2010 1:51 PM
chs_redskins wrote: 17 times

I had more than that between the sixth and seventh grade summer vacation.

You are talking per week? :D
Feb 18, 2010 1:51pm
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Nate

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Feb 18, 2010 2:04 PM
Once I ran out of fingers and toes, I quit counting, which was only last week. Kidding.
Feb 18, 2010 2:04pm
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trackandccrunner

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Feb 18, 2010 2:08 PM
Not enough... haha but seriously I have no idea I mean who really keeps track?
Feb 18, 2010 2:08pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 18, 2010 2:20 PM
17 times and each time included another human being! Hell yeah brother. I guess you will be the fucking hero of another poster on here once he gets off the school bus.
Feb 18, 2010 2:20pm
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thavoice

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Feb 18, 2010 2:23 PM
pnhasbeen wrote: oh ya and i got 3 quarters of a blow job, but who's counting?
did you mean to say you PAID 3 quarters for one?
Feb 18, 2010 2:23pm
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Laley23

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Feb 18, 2010 2:26 PM
pnhasbeen wrote: oh ya and i got 3 quarters of a blow job, but who's counting?

I love that movie :D
Feb 18, 2010 2:26pm
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chs71

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Feb 18, 2010 2:26 PM
You mean today, or since lunch?
Feb 18, 2010 2:26pm
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DESCENTdmc

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Feb 18, 2010 2:28 PM
zero
Feb 18, 2010 2:28pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 18, 2010 2:29 PM
Who knows...never kept tracking after..well..after the first time! I feel bad for the married people that have a 'decline'. :( Is it REALLY that bad? Damn.
Feb 18, 2010 2:29pm
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wes_mantooth

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Feb 18, 2010 3:47 PM
I have borked a woman.
Feb 18, 2010 3:47pm
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hasbeen

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Feb 18, 2010 3:49 PM
thavoice wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote: oh ya and i got 3 quarters of a blow job, but who's counting?
did you mean to say you PAID 3 quarters for one?
I never pay more than a dime for a bj. 3 quarters is the going rate for secks though.
Feb 18, 2010 3:49pm
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

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Feb 18, 2010 4:25 PM
DESCENTdmc wrote: zero
QFT
Feb 18, 2010 4:25pm
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coyotes22

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Feb 18, 2010 4:30 PM
What is this,,,, sex, ya'll speak of?
Feb 18, 2010 4:30pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 18, 2010 4:56 PM
My wife took the afternoon off today so add one to my total.
Feb 18, 2010 4:56pm
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justincredible

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Feb 18, 2010 5:12 PM
chs_redskins wrote: what about you justin?
That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Feb 18, 2010 5:12pm
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LJ

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Feb 18, 2010 5:13 PM
justincredible wrote:
chs_redskins wrote: what about you justin?
That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
affairs huh?! You sly dog you....
Feb 18, 2010 5:13pm
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thavoice

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Feb 18, 2010 5:16 PM
hmm....affairs........
Feb 18, 2010 5:16pm
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Foul Tip

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Feb 18, 2010 5:52 PM
Who was it that said sex is like eating pizza. When it's good it's good. When it's bad you get a little on your shirt.
Feb 18, 2010 5:52pm
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jmog

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Feb 18, 2010 10:38 PM
lol, I could make an educated guess...but really, who counts?

Lets see, been married 10.5 years, average about 3-5 times a week, that's about 750 weeks of marriage so about 3000 times, give or take a few hundred times.

Now, if we are talking in the last week alone...10 times, been a good week.
Feb 18, 2010 10:38pm
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Feb 18, 2010 11:20 PM
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Feb 18, 2010 11:20pm