Hipster Song

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sherm03
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Feb 17, 2010 3:31pm


The song was written and performed by two very funny Cincy comedians, Mike Cronin and Alex Stone.

All the people in the video are comedians from here in town.

I hate hipster douchebags.
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GoChiefs
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Feb 17, 2010 3:35pm
Who's the douche in the middle at 1:50? :D
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sherm03
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Feb 17, 2010 3:43pm
GoChiefs wrote: Who's the douche in the middle at 1:50? :D
Some hipster douche. He should get kicked in the balls.
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derek bomar
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Feb 17, 2010 3:55pm
that song sucks, and the one of the guys singing it is wearing a hat I would deem to be hipster-like

plus Chuck Taylors or any other canvas sneaks are awesome
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I Wear Pants
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Feb 17, 2010 4:06pm
Hoodies are hipster garb?

I don't think these people know quite what a hipster is, especially as the guy with the hat on was wearing a hipster like hat.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 17, 2010 4:27pm
That was lame...that was lame.....that was lame.....that was lame... we're not funny...we're not funny.... we're not funny...we're not funny...that's was so lame, that's was so lame, that's was so lame


They should've just gone hipster-bashing instead. Wouldv'e made for a more entertaining video. I know where those dudes can find 2,000 of them.......
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vdubb96
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Feb 17, 2010 4:30pm
Can someone please post a pic of a "hipster douchebag" I want to know if I qualify as one!
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derek bomar
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Feb 17, 2010 4:33pm
haters fucking hating is what that video shoulda been called
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 17, 2010 4:33pm
you don't have a beard, so that's start.....do you enjoy reciting poetry w/ your conservative, college friends????
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 17, 2010 4:36pm
Yeah, Hipsters aren't known for wearing Chuck's and hoodies. That sounds more like west Side Connection, if you ask me...

Vid shoulda been called Hipsters Making Fun Of Hipsters....
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UA5straightin2008
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Feb 17, 2010 4:39pm
vdubb96 wrote: Can someone please post a pic of a "hipster douchebag" I want to know if I qualify as one!
best i could find

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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 17, 2010 4:47pm
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sherm03
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Feb 17, 2010 5:00pm
Hipsters are known for wearing the zip up hoodies...at least, all the hipsters here in Cincy are. You walk into any coffee shop here and there are at least 5 people wearing zip ups.

And as for the dude's hat...that's called irony. He is also wearing a zip up hoodie through just about the whole video.
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I Wear Pants
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Feb 17, 2010 5:04pm
sherm03 wrote: Hipsters are known for wearing the zip up hoodies...at least, all the hipsters here in Cincy are. You walk into any coffee shop here and there are at least 5 people wearing zip ups.

And as for the dude's hat...that's called irony. He is also wearing a zip up hoodie through just about the whole video.
It's also called being unfunny.

Maybe that's because hoodies are useful and having a zipper makes them easier to put on/take off? I mean shit, didn't your mom ever teach you to dress in layers?
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 17, 2010 5:20pm
I don't get the humor. Anyone could sing stereotypes. Why didn't they just beat up the hipsters?!?!??!
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sherm03
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Feb 17, 2010 5:23pm
Strapping Young Lad wrote: I don't get the humor. Anyone could sing stereotypes. Why didn't they just beat up the hipsters?!?!??!
I dunno. I didn't write the song. I just did a cameo in the video.

Can't please everyone I guess.
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se-alum
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Feb 17, 2010 5:25pm
There seems to be quite a few hipsters on this thread, and they aren't happy!!
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Upper90
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Feb 17, 2010 5:32pm
By dress alone, I qualify as a hipster, I suppose, or at least I've been told.

At the same time, by personality, I'm pretty far from it.
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jtownclassics
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Feb 17, 2010 7:37pm
^^^^ Ha ha, I was just gonna post about how you are the poster boy for hipster appearance
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justincredible
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Feb 17, 2010 9:33pm
I go to that Starbucks every day.
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Fab1b
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Feb 17, 2010 9:48pm
I wear zip up hoodies, alot
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se-alum
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Feb 17, 2010 11:02pm
Took this from the other thread. Looks like the song is pretty accurate!!

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DESCENTdmc
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Feb 17, 2010 11:33pm
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
vdubb96 wrote: Can someone please post a pic of a "hipster douchebag" I want to know if I qualify as one!
best i could find

www.yourscenesucks.com has pretty much all the different types of hipsters that exist
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charliehustle14
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Feb 17, 2010 11:55pm
Not going to lie, that was painful to watch.

Maybe 'cause I'm a hipster, according to the video. Hoodies, Vans shoes, hats, and I enjoy Starbucks.

Oh well.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Feb 18, 2010 12:05am
Apparently hipsters are ruining skate shoes and hoodies for the rest of us......