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sherm03

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Feb 17, 2010 3:31 PM


The song was written and performed by two very funny Cincy comedians, Mike Cronin and Alex Stone.

All the people in the video are comedians from here in town.

I hate hipster douchebags.
Feb 17, 2010 3:31pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 17, 2010 3:35 PM
Who's the douche in the middle at 1:50? :D
Feb 17, 2010 3:35pm
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sherm03

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Feb 17, 2010 3:43 PM
GoChiefs wrote: Who's the douche in the middle at 1:50? :D
Some hipster douche. He should get kicked in the balls.
Feb 17, 2010 3:43pm
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derek bomar

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Feb 17, 2010 3:55 PM
that song sucks, and the one of the guys singing it is wearing a hat I would deem to be hipster-like

plus Chuck Taylors or any other canvas sneaks are awesome
Feb 17, 2010 3:55pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:06 PM
Hoodies are hipster garb?

I don't think these people know quite what a hipster is, especially as the guy with the hat on was wearing a hipster like hat.
Feb 17, 2010 4:06pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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Feb 17, 2010 4:27 PM
That was lame...that was lame.....that was lame.....that was lame... we're not funny...we're not funny.... we're not funny...we're not funny...that's was so lame, that's was so lame, that's was so lame


They should've just gone hipster-bashing instead. Wouldv'e made for a more entertaining video. I know where those dudes can find 2,000 of them.......
Feb 17, 2010 4:27pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:30 PM
Can someone please post a pic of a "hipster douchebag" I want to know if I qualify as one!
Feb 17, 2010 4:30pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:33 PM
haters fucking hating is what that video shoulda been called
Feb 17, 2010 4:33pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:33 PM
you don't have a beard, so that's start.....do you enjoy reciting poetry w/ your conservative, college friends????
Feb 17, 2010 4:33pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:36 PM
Yeah, Hipsters aren't known for wearing Chuck's and hoodies. That sounds more like west Side Connection, if you ask me...

Vid shoulda been called Hipsters Making Fun Of Hipsters....
Feb 17, 2010 4:36pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:39 PM
vdubb96 wrote: Can someone please post a pic of a "hipster douchebag" I want to know if I qualify as one!
best i could find

Feb 17, 2010 4:39pm
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Feb 17, 2010 4:47 PM
Feb 17, 2010 4:47pm
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Feb 17, 2010 5:00 PM
Hipsters are known for wearing the zip up hoodies...at least, all the hipsters here in Cincy are. You walk into any coffee shop here and there are at least 5 people wearing zip ups.

And as for the dude's hat...that's called irony. He is also wearing a zip up hoodie through just about the whole video.
Feb 17, 2010 5:00pm
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Feb 17, 2010 5:04 PM
sherm03 wrote: Hipsters are known for wearing the zip up hoodies...at least, all the hipsters here in Cincy are. You walk into any coffee shop here and there are at least 5 people wearing zip ups.

And as for the dude's hat...that's called irony. He is also wearing a zip up hoodie through just about the whole video.
It's also called being unfunny.

Maybe that's because hoodies are useful and having a zipper makes them easier to put on/take off? I mean shit, didn't your mom ever teach you to dress in layers?
Feb 17, 2010 5:04pm
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Feb 17, 2010 5:20 PM
I don't get the humor. Anyone could sing stereotypes. Why didn't they just beat up the hipsters?!?!??!
Feb 17, 2010 5:20pm
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Feb 17, 2010 5:23 PM
Strapping Young Lad wrote: I don't get the humor. Anyone could sing stereotypes. Why didn't they just beat up the hipsters?!?!??!
I dunno. I didn't write the song. I just did a cameo in the video.

Can't please everyone I guess.
Feb 17, 2010 5:23pm
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Feb 17, 2010 5:25 PM
There seems to be quite a few hipsters on this thread, and they aren't happy!!
Feb 17, 2010 5:25pm
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Upper90

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Feb 17, 2010 5:32 PM
By dress alone, I qualify as a hipster, I suppose, or at least I've been told.

At the same time, by personality, I'm pretty far from it.
Feb 17, 2010 5:32pm
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Feb 17, 2010 7:37 PM
^^^^ Ha ha, I was just gonna post about how you are the poster boy for hipster appearance
Feb 17, 2010 7:37pm
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Feb 17, 2010 9:33 PM
I go to that Starbucks every day.
Feb 17, 2010 9:33pm
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Feb 17, 2010 9:48 PM
I wear zip up hoodies, alot
Feb 17, 2010 9:48pm
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Feb 17, 2010 11:02 PM
Took this from the other thread. Looks like the song is pretty accurate!!

Feb 17, 2010 11:02pm
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Feb 17, 2010 11:33 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote:
vdubb96 wrote: Can someone please post a pic of a "hipster douchebag" I want to know if I qualify as one!
best i could find

www.yourscenesucks.com has pretty much all the different types of hipsters that exist
Feb 17, 2010 11:33pm
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Feb 17, 2010 11:55 PM
Not going to lie, that was painful to watch.

Maybe 'cause I'm a hipster, according to the video. Hoodies, Vans shoes, hats, and I enjoy Starbucks.

Oh well.
Feb 17, 2010 11:55pm
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Feb 18, 2010 12:05 AM
Apparently hipsters are ruining skate shoes and hoodies for the rest of us......
Feb 18, 2010 12:05am