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TedSheckler

Emporium Entrepreneur

3,974 posts
Feb 16, 2010 2:24 PM
My wife has all kinds of stuff. We use them all the time.

Couple dildos
a few vibrators
butt plug
ball gag

Oh and Astroglide FTW!
Feb 16, 2010 2:24pm
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2kool4skool

Senior Member

1,804 posts
Feb 16, 2010 3:21 PM
Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote:So this one time i was getting a blow job from this chick and i was drunk and it was taking for ever. To make a long story short next thing i know she sticks a finger in my ass twists it for like two seconds then BAM. Right down her throat. Im glad she knew what she was doing i was like WTF was that. She said my jaw was hurting and it was an old trick i learned along time ago. I may be open to this possibility if it was small lol. But then again maybe not would just depend on the moment.
Feb 16, 2010 3:21pm
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vdubb96

Urbans Meyers Stache

2,210 posts
Feb 16, 2010 3:46 PM
Dog, Peanut butter!!! Just sayin' :)
Feb 16, 2010 3:46pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Feb 16, 2010 3:53 PM
Ytowngirlinfla wrote: Sooooo how many guys here would allow their wives/gf's to use a strap on with them????
No, I prefer my boyfriend's real thing....I'm kiddin !!!
Feb 16, 2010 3:53pm
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dancinbear

Senior Member

236 posts
Feb 16, 2010 7:59 PM
Fab1b wrote: Now back to the topic, anyone have a sex swing? Actually want one just don't know where the hell we would put it!! Don't think I have any more room in the bedroom either!
Otrap has one I believe....but you didn't hear that from me.



and Ytown, when did you start dating chicks? Weren't you just with a dude before the Navy?
Feb 16, 2010 7:59pm
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ts1227

Senior Member

12,319 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:05 PM
Fab1b wrote: Now back to the topic, anyone have a sex swing? Actually want one just don't know where the hell we would put it!! Don't think I have any more room in the bedroom either!
A good friend of mine has one. She said it was a wise investment. Her current man isn't the most endowed person on Earth (these are the things she shares with me, haha) and apparently the swing helps achieve a position that compensates for his lacking equipment quite well.
Feb 16, 2010 8:05pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:06 PM
^Well I think I am well enough equiped down there :) But the swing looks fun to use plain and simple!!
Feb 16, 2010 8:06pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:06 PM
ts1227 wrote: A good friend of mine has one. She said it was a wise investment. Her current man isn't the most endowed person on Earth (these are the things she shares with me, haha) and apparently the swing helps achieve a position that compensates for his lacking equipment quite well.
So there's hope for me yet?!?!?!? :)
Feb 16, 2010 8:06pm
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UA5straightin2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP

3,246 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:10 PM
anyone?

Feb 16, 2010 8:10pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:12 PM
I don't think I could use a toy like that personally, when my lady isn't around my hand does the job plain and simple.
Feb 16, 2010 8:12pm
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UA5straightin2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP

3,246 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:14 PM
i know one person who has one and he said it feels better than the real thing

i dont think i would like that, because when you get the real thing it would be as good!
Feb 16, 2010 8:14pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:15 PM
See I would hate to have to clean that thing out after I am done. Hand with a wash rag goes right into the washer!!

Also no way better then the real thing!!
Feb 16, 2010 8:15pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:44 PM
I'll pass on the fleshlight. If I want something different I'll use my left hand.
Feb 16, 2010 8:44pm
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gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts
Feb 16, 2010 8:49 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote: anyone?

I'd fuck it.
Feb 16, 2010 8:49pm
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dancinbear

Senior Member

236 posts
Feb 16, 2010 9:20 PM
Fab1b wrote: ^Well I think I am well enough equiped down there
Prove it! Pics or it's a lie! :cool:
Feb 16, 2010 9:20pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Feb 16, 2010 9:31 PM
lol...@the fleshlight. I never heard of that until I watched Zach and Miri...
Feb 16, 2010 9:31pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 16, 2010 9:40 PM
dancinbear wrote:
Fab1b wrote: ^Well I think I am well enough equiped down there
Prove it! Pics or it's a lie! :cool:
How about this, are you a chick? If you are you can send me your phone number and I will sext you a pic of the dong :) If you are a guy GTFO!!
Feb 16, 2010 9:40pm
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UA5straightin2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP

3,246 posts
Feb 16, 2010 9:42 PM
just got uber wierd!!!
Feb 16, 2010 9:42pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Feb 16, 2010 9:44 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote: just got uber wierd!!!
It's OK if one of them is a teacher!
Feb 16, 2010 9:44pm
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Stiffman

Stuntin' on my Gixxer!

512 posts
Feb 16, 2010 9:54 PM
You guys are off the chain!
Feb 16, 2010 9:54pm
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Foul Tip

Senior Member

113 posts
Feb 16, 2010 10:33 PM
UA5straightin2008 wrote: anyone?

It looks lile an orange sherbert shake.
Feb 16, 2010 10:33pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Feb 16, 2010 10:35 PM
Foul Tip wrote:
UA5straightin2008 wrote: anyone?

It looks lile an orange sherbert shake.
Would you drink it?
Feb 16, 2010 10:35pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Feb 16, 2010 10:38 PM
My wife never complains when the rabbit comes out of the drawer.
Feb 16, 2010 10:38pm
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dancinbear

Senior Member

236 posts
Feb 17, 2010 9:17 PM
Fab1b wrote:
dancinbear wrote:
Fab1b wrote: ^Well I think I am well enough equiped down there
Prove it! Pics or it's a lie! :cool:
How about this, are you a chick? If you are you can send me your phone number and I will sext you a pic of the dong :) If you are a guy GTFO!!

That I am. Very tempting...scary tempting. But I'm a teacher! What if I don't want to delete it? What if some kid takes my phone and sees it? I'll have lost my job to sexting lol :s
Feb 17, 2010 9:17pm
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WeAreNC

Banned

192 posts
Feb 17, 2010 9:24 PM
my Toys .. I7 965 Extreme. FAST CPU for you that don't know :)
Rubic's Cube 7x7
Gracie Jiu-jitsu DVD's

And Guys in tghe Navy only get tattoos on their backs some Marines can have something to look at .. LOL.
Feb 17, 2010 9:24pm